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Since: Jul 11

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#26131 Apr 29, 2013
I need to go wash my hair for the second time today..Bird pooped in my hair..Shoot that bird!!! Will you?

Since: Feb 13

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#26132 Apr 29, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
<quoted text>
Thanks. I'm constantly surprised at how many people don't get it.
When I saw your post it made me laugh again!

Perhaps they are too focused on saying each word separately. LOL!!

Since: Feb 13

Step Into My Realm

#26133 Apr 29, 2013
Krypteia wrote:
Had to take the wife to hospital with a Hoover nozzle wedged in her fanny.although she's in intensive care doctors say she's picking up nicely
Good one!

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#26134 Apr 29, 2013
NEWBIE... CAUTION TO THE WIND!!...Remember... THIS is OFFBEAT!!... A Witty Whimsical Forum that is imaginary in nature... DO NOT TAKE ANY OF THE COMMENTS TO HEART..It's a STRESS-FREE ZONE..from YOUR daily stresses... HAVE FUN!!..
I LEARNED my lesson.. I did BELIEVE a lot of it to be TRUE..and I had to take a hiatus to a deserted isle... to get my head back on straight... Hmmm...TRUE or FALSE!!..Seriously, Watch out for the TROLLS also..they will attack you, but just fart them off..and continue your OFFBEAT ADVENTURE... See ya on the threads!!!.. ROCK ON!!
Anonymous

The Gap, Australia

#26135 Apr 30, 2013
I am cold.
A disgrace of winter
only thawed enough to breathe.
I'm losing myself in this storm.

Snowflakes cut my ankles
making it harder to walk.
Maroon licks my skin,
the white
only falls harder.

Fire.
In a vacancy of shivers
I mourn for warmth,
beg to the god that doesn't exist to me
for a gving of passion,
a flicker of importance,
and a spark of perfection.



&#61443;
joshi

United States

#26136 Apr 30, 2013
police: how high are you?
me..no, no.. its hi, how are you
Lady in Shock

Trinidad and Tobago

#26137 Apr 30, 2013
I want to fly away.

why is everyone looking at me like that?

what are they thinking?

what is my boss thinking?

when will it all end?

what to do?

I want to be a pilot, how am I going to get this?

I wish I could go into space...
MeMeKE

Carnegie, PA

#26138 Apr 30, 2013
well...only a few days now till Arias is judged by the jury.
She killed a good man cuz he did not want her as a wife...

Laura Beth

Since: Aug 09

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#26139 Apr 30, 2013
MeMeKE wrote:
well...only a few days now till Arias is judged by the jury.
She killed a good man cuz he did not want her as a wife...
I've followed much of this trial . I hope she gets life at the least . It's obvious she is guilty .
Amelia Sugar COCAINE

Castle Rock, CO

#26140 Apr 30, 2013
Love + tragedy = eternal heart break.

Since: Feb 13

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#26141 Apr 30, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
NEWBIE... CAUTION TO THE WIND!!...Remember... THIS is OFFBEAT!!... A Witty Whimsical Forum that is imaginary in nature... DO NOT TAKE ANY OF THE COMMENTS TO HEART..It's a STRESS-FREE ZONE..from YOUR daily stresses... HAVE FUN!!..
I LEARNED my lesson.. I did BELIEVE a lot of it to be TRUE..and I had to take a hiatus to a deserted isle... to get my head back on straight... Hmmm...TRUE or FALSE!!..Seriously, Watch out for the TROLLS also..they will attack you, but just fart them off..and continue your OFFBEAT ADVENTURE... See ya on the threads!!!.. ROCK ON!!
Thanks, Colorado Chick, if you mean me. I realize none of it is to be taken seriously. It's just for fun....I do like to pretend and flirt. I was not pretending about my child's death, though. I should have paid no attention to the bad judge its..Rock on!

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#26142 Apr 30, 2013
PFfff wrote:
<quoted text>
i really need to start paying attention and actually read here because for some reason i thought ur name was Hoof alerted. lol
dont ask, i have no clue why.. lol
:}
I laffed at that, but groaned, too :D

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#26143 Apr 30, 2013
Fairy Verte wrote:
<quoted text>
When I saw your post it made me laugh again!
Perhaps they are too focused on saying each word separately. LOL!!
Yah, that may be so. It's even more fun when someone catches it, like, months later (hey, Pffff). LOL

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#26144 Apr 30, 2013
Fairy Verte wrote:
<quoted text>
Thanks, Colorado Chick, if you mean me. I realize none of it is to be taken seriously. It's just for fun....I do like to pretend and flirt. I was not pretending about my child's death, though. I should have paid no attention to the bad judge its..Rock on!
Some of us seldom leave the joke threads, and I'm one who doesn't have a clue what you guys are talking about. Having said that, welcome to the laid back area. Best kept secret on Topix.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#26145 Apr 30, 2013
Was Moses really the first person to use Control-C as a shortcut?

(Red Sea. Parted it. Control-Sea. Ah, never mind.)

“If you're happy & you know it”

Level 7

Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#26146 Apr 30, 2013
I just noticed a "go to a random topix page" button on the side of the screen yesterday. Since then I've clicked on it about 10 times and every GD time it takes me to the oxycontin forum. WTF?
Anonymous

The Gap, Australia

#26147 Apr 30, 2013
Time in suspended animation stands


upon shared glance chance destiny conveyed.


Two hands are joined as heart heart understands,


two others stock still find advance is stayed


as clock half-cock takes stock of timeless lands


two souls as one may visit, undelayed.


The seconds' ceaseless causal chain disbands,


taken aback, grim reaper sheathes sharp blade.





Red letter day these lines incorporate,


find all behind dissolved in ashen grate-



One glance is all it takes as double take


past dust must mock as meaningless, berate


life's harsh deceptions. Fortune lies in wait


inconstant date trade for fête spell none break.

Coeur qui Coeur Comprend ?

Since: Feb 13

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#26148 Apr 30, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
Was Moses really the first person to use Control-C as a shortcut?
(Red Sea. Parted it. Control-Sea. Ah, never mind.)
Ha! Keep'em comin'!

Since: Feb 13

Step Into My Realm

#26149 Apr 30, 2013
ESSENCE DeVINE wrote:
Time in suspended animation stands
upon shared glance chance destiny conveyed.
Two hands are joined as heart heart understands,
two others stock still find advance is stayed
as clock half-cock takes stock of timeless lands
two souls as one may visit, undelayed.
The seconds' ceaseless causal chain disbands,
taken aback, grim reaper sheathes sharp blade.
Red letter day these lines incorporate,
find all behind dissolved in ashen grate-
One glance is all it takes as double take
past dust must mock as meaningless, berate
life's harsh deceptions. Fortune lies in wait
inconstant date trade for fête spell none break.
Coeur qui Coeur Comprend ?
Vous êtes si sensuel. Je pense que je vous aime.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#26150 Apr 30, 2013
ShadyBits wrote:
I just noticed a "go to a random topix page" button on the side of the screen yesterday. Since then I've clicked on it about 10 times and every GD time it takes me to the oxycontin forum. WTF?
. I also selected the Random page and HAD to RE-SIGN IN..Every time!!!

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