Anonymous

Brisbane, Australia

#26119 Apr 29, 2013
My kind of God would never
have written the ten commandments.

He says that nothing is set in stone.

My kind of God makes
no promises he can’t keep.

My kind of God bites his nails
because he doesn’t always know
what will happen next.

My kind of God
wears denim jeans,
and likes to dance.


My kind of God works overtime
and always delivers the goods.

He doesn’t work in mysterious ways.

My kind of God knows that
we live in a world of greys,
that both black and white blind us.

My kind of God is an
equal opportunity employer
and has a toll-free number.

My kind of God laughs and laughs
when I get too serious,
because my kind of God
has heard it all before.
Level 4

Since: Feb 13

Location hidden

#26120 Apr 29, 2013
It's going to rain, my foot feels it...

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#26121 Apr 29, 2013
Fairy Verte wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm thinking that is a really funny avatar and your name made me laugh out loud! Had to do a double-take.
Thanks. I'm constantly surprised at how many people don't get it.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#26122 Apr 29, 2013
Whoever put the "b" in the word "subtle" deserves a pat on the back.
omg

Roanoke, VA

#26123 Apr 29, 2013
I hate it when people say good morning after noon!!! Wake up people I r sleeping your life away!

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#26124 Apr 29, 2013
omg wrote:
I hate it when people say good morning after noon!!! Wake up people I r sleeping your life away!
It's still morning on the west coast....
Krypteia

Birmingham, UK

#26125 Apr 29, 2013
Had to take the wife to hospital with a Hoover nozzle wedged in her fanny.although she's in intensive care doctors say she's picking up nicely

Since: Feb 09

Location hidden

#26126 Apr 29, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
<quoted text>
Thanks. I'm constantly surprised at how many people don't get it.
i really need to start paying attention and actually read here because for some reason i thought ur name was Hoof alerted. lol

dont ask, i have no clue why.. lol
:}

Level 3

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#26128 Apr 29, 2013
what? I get a 'please refrain from profanity and other agitations warning?" lol

Quoting Scripture is now profane. I see.

Matthew chap 7 vs 6

New International Version (2011)
"Do not give dogs what is sacred; do not throw your pearls to pigs. If you do, they may trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you to pieces.
New Living Translation (2007)
"Don't waste what is holy on people who are unholy. Don't throw your pearls to pigs! They will trample the pearls, then turn and attack you.

English Standard Version (2001)
“Do not give dogs what is holy, and do not throw your pearls before pigs, lest they trample them underfoot and turn to attack you.

Level 3

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#26130 Apr 29, 2013
DAYUM! haha

stopping a Yahoo forum in it's tracks is quite an achievement.

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#26131 Apr 29, 2013
I need to go wash my hair for the second time today..Bird pooped in my hair..Shoot that bird!!! Will you?

Since: Feb 13

Step Into My Realm

#26132 Apr 29, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
<quoted text>
Thanks. I'm constantly surprised at how many people don't get it.
When I saw your post it made me laugh again!

Perhaps they are too focused on saying each word separately. LOL!!

Since: Feb 13

Step Into My Realm

#26133 Apr 29, 2013
Krypteia wrote:
Had to take the wife to hospital with a Hoover nozzle wedged in her fanny.although she's in intensive care doctors say she's picking up nicely
Good one!

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#26134 Apr 29, 2013
NEWBIE... CAUTION TO THE WIND!!...Remember... THIS is OFFBEAT!!... A Witty Whimsical Forum that is imaginary in nature... DO NOT TAKE ANY OF THE COMMENTS TO HEART..It's a STRESS-FREE ZONE..from YOUR daily stresses... HAVE FUN!!..
I LEARNED my lesson.. I did BELIEVE a lot of it to be TRUE..and I had to take a hiatus to a deserted isle... to get my head back on straight... Hmmm...TRUE or FALSE!!..Seriously, Watch out for the TROLLS also..they will attack you, but just fart them off..and continue your OFFBEAT ADVENTURE... See ya on the threads!!!.. ROCK ON!!
Anonymous

Brisbane, Australia

#26135 Apr 30, 2013
I am cold.
A disgrace of winter
only thawed enough to breathe.
I'm losing myself in this storm.

Snowflakes cut my ankles
making it harder to walk.
Maroon licks my skin,
the white
only falls harder.

Fire.
In a vacancy of shivers
I mourn for warmth,
beg to the god that doesn't exist to me
for a gving of passion,
a flicker of importance,
and a spark of perfection.



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joshi

United States

#26136 Apr 30, 2013
police: how high are you?
me..no, no.. its hi, how are you
Lady in Shock

Trinidad and Tobago

#26137 Apr 30, 2013
I want to fly away.

why is everyone looking at me like that?

what are they thinking?

what is my boss thinking?

when will it all end?

what to do?

I want to be a pilot, how am I going to get this?

I wish I could go into space...
MeMeKE

Carnegie, PA

#26138 Apr 30, 2013
well...only a few days now till Arias is judged by the jury.
She killed a good man cuz he did not want her as a wife...

Since: Aug 09

Location hidden

#26139 Apr 30, 2013
MeMeKE wrote:
well...only a few days now till Arias is judged by the jury.
She killed a good man cuz he did not want her as a wife...
I've followed much of this trial . I hope she gets life at the least . It's obvious she is guilty .
Amelia Sugar COCAINE

Castle Rock, CO

#26140 Apr 30, 2013
Love + tragedy = eternal heart break.

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