Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#25691 Mar 30, 2013
Up at 3 a.m...sick..

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#25692 Mar 30, 2013
Only a true scholar knows if the first or second "p" is the silent one in the word "nipple".

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#25693 Mar 30, 2013
Just got word that one of my(Topix) friend's mother passed away Thursday.The funeral is today..Prayers for this family..

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#25694 Mar 30, 2013
honeymylove wrote:
Just got word that one of my(Topix) friend's mother passed away Thursday.The funeral is today..Prayers for this family..
They're added here, HML.

This past week, three of my buds at work are going through sudden and totally unexpected deaths in their families.
Level 7

Since: Dec 12

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#25695 Mar 30, 2013
quilterqueen wrote:
All I need to know
I learned from the Easter Bunny:
• Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
• Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
•There's no such thing as too much candy.
•All work and no play can make you a basket case.
•A cute tail attracts a lot of attention.
•Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.
•Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.
•Some body parts should be floppy.
•Keep your paws off of other people's jelly beans.
•Good things come in small, sugar coated packages.
•The grass is always greener in someone else's basket.
To show your true colors, you have to come out of the shell.
The best things in life are still sweet and gooey.
May the joy of the season fill your heart.
AND MAY GOD BLESS YOU!
Happy Easter!
I really like that! Did you make it up or did you find it somewhere?
Level 7

Since: Dec 12

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#25696 Mar 30, 2013
honeymylove wrote:
Just got word that one of my(Topix) friend's mother passed away Thursday.The funeral is today..Prayers for this family..
I am SORRY for their LOSS!!!!

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#25697 Mar 30, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
<quoted text>
They're added here, HML.
This past week, three of my buds at work are going through sudden and totally unexpected deaths in their families.
I'm so sorry to hear this...add to prayer list..

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#25699 Mar 30, 2013
Feeling better..

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#25700 Mar 30, 2013
honeymylove wrote:
Feeling better..
Sooooo GLAD to hear that..Birds are singing, Spring is here, people are about, AND..the Ice Cream Store has NEW FLAVORS!!... Come on, hop on my scooter.. LET'S GO!!!
Level 8

Since: Aug 12

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#25701 Mar 30, 2013
The clocks go forward an hour tonight in the UK.
Reminds me of a story of when they go back an hour in the autumn. A mother said to her kids, the clocks will go back tonight... all the clocks in the Country will. In the morning the kids were crying; the mother asked, what's wrong?, they replied, you lied! you said the clocks would all go back but they're still here.

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

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#25702 Mar 31, 2013
happy easter everyone....

peace and goodwill......

um...... I wonder where I got that phrase from??

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#25703 Mar 31, 2013
You can make Easter easier by replacing the letter t with an i.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#25704 Mar 31, 2013
During the Easter service at church, the Pastor invited all of the children to come forward. On little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress with ruffles and frills. As she came forward the Pastor said "That's a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter dress?"

"Yes," the little girl said into the microphone. "Any mommy says it's a real bitch to iron."

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#25705 Mar 31, 2013
Tommorrow is April Fool's Day..A day I will never forget for that was the day my husband was murdered by his friend.Still this day I know just as much as I did then.Nothing!!Never was told when trial was.I've run into this guy many times and he has NEVER said he was sorry.He has many,many years to do that.If he was to now I don't think it would even mean a thing to me..He is always coming up with other things he thought I knew nothing of but he is no angel.He has gotten off even for rape..his friends lied for him..One of them told me about it and I was told some lied for him to get him off other things...their time will come.You can't do dirty and get by with it.Karma always comes back..

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#25706 Mar 31, 2013
My buddy and his wife are a mixed-faith married couple. Their Easter eggs are hidden by the Easter Rabbi.

“Entertainment News”

Since: Mar 13

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#25707 Mar 31, 2013
This is awesome! http://youtu.be/Qv2ef3ApGBs

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#25708 Mar 31, 2013
New Entertainment wrote:
This is awesome! http://youtu.be/Qv2ef3ApGBs
LOL

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#25710 Mar 31, 2013
Got all my points this week so I will be getting my crown..but I will not be playing the game next week..Have other things to do.

I'm out of here...

Have a Bless Easter..

Love you people(~:

Level 9

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#25711 Mar 31, 2013
honeymylove wrote:
Tommorrow is April Fool's Day..A day I will never forget for that was the day my husband was murdered by his friend.Still this day I know just as much as I did then.Nothing!!Never was told when trial was.I've run into this guy many times and he has NEVER said he was sorry.He has many,many years to do that.If he was to now I don't think it would even mean a thing to me..He is always coming up with other things he thought I knew nothing of but he is no angel.He has gotten off even for rape..his friends lied for him..One of them told me about it and I was told some lied for him to get him off other things...their time will come.You can't do dirty and get by with it.Karma always comes back..
Hi Honeymylove, I'm so sorry that YOU have deal with that every April Fools Day.... Just remember that guy will get his in the end... He will have to answer for his actions....(((HUGS))) to YOU..... Try to enjoy YOUR EASTER..... <3U

“It All Started With A Big Bang”

Level 6

Since: Jan 13

Kalamazoo, MI NCC-1701

#25712 Mar 31, 2013
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender taking a quick look up at the horse says hey, why the long face?

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