ME ME ME I I I

Carnegie, PA

#25598 Mar 24, 2013
did not win the Powerball yet again :(

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#25599 Mar 24, 2013
It's embarassing to send a text message to the wrong person.

Last weekend I texted "Hi, hon. I'm getting off work early and am really horny, so get ready for an evening of hot sex. I'll be there in a half hour" and sent it to my sister-in-law.

Imagine how awkward it would have been if I had sent that to the wrong person?

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#25600 Mar 24, 2013
My buddy picked up two girls at the bar last weekend and disappeared for a threesome. Next time I saw him I asked how it went.

"I felt like I won the lottery," he said, "because when we got undressed there were six matching balls."

“I gotta dig bick.”

Level 2

Since: Nov 10

You read that wrong.

#25601 Mar 24, 2013
I judged you. Lol!

Since: Feb 10

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#25602 Mar 24, 2013
And you thought I only played songs in offbeat?

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#25604 Mar 25, 2013
Ya know IF you continue to WAIT. For the RIGHT PERCISE MOMENT to DO something YOU Have DESIRED..For Soooo Looking...YOU have tempted Fate.
DARING to change your OWN Destiny...WHEN..it is already in print.. and YOU will have to continue.. FOR the remainer of your life's journey.." WHAT IF"??? PLEASE NEVER DO THIS WHEN LOVE IS THE SUBJECT MATTER!!... NEVER!!!
ShanNoNe

Carnegie, PA

#25605 Mar 25, 2013
right on the Jodi Arias trial is draggin on and on with no end in sight
ShanNoNe

Carnegie, PA

#25606 Mar 25, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
It's embarassing to send a text message to the wrong person.
Last weekend I texted "Hi, hon. I'm getting off work early and am really horny, so get ready for an evening of hot sex. I'll be there in a half hour" and sent it to my sister-in-law.
Imagine how awkward it would have been if I had sent that to the wrong person?
It's even worse to send a letter to the person you were dissing
a cousin did that sent a letter to the cousin being dissed instead of to the right person to whom the dissing was being written about! And the wrong one read it then sent the read letter to the right cousin.

Since: Feb 09

Location hidden

#25607 Mar 25, 2013
Blackkitty wrote:
Even though I', Irish, I'm embarressed about it.
really? i could see if u were Polish (like me)
lol

im screwed, im both. LOL
:)

Since: Feb 09

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#25608 Mar 25, 2013
its frustrating when u have to go somewhere every week that u simply hate..

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#25609 Mar 25, 2013
Throughout the entire history of mankind, with all the different tools and inventions to eat rice with, how did two sticks win?

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

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#25610 Mar 25, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
Throughout the entire history of mankind, with all the different tools and inventions to eat rice with, how did two sticks win?
use a spoon....:)

“Don't steal home without it. ”

Level 1

Since: Mar 13

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#25611 Mar 25, 2013
Wild Thing, you make my heart sing.
Linda the lonely widow

Woodridge, IL

#25612 Mar 25, 2013
I wonder how many cupcakes Stacked had to eat to get that FAT ASS

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#25613 Mar 25, 2013
stacked and proud wrote:
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use a spoon....:)
I often do (never figured out how to use two sticks).

“If you're happy & you know it”

Level 7

Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#25614 Mar 25, 2013
Ya need to take one of those springy things from a clothes pin and attach to the two sticks and they'll work just fine!

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Location hidden

#25615 Mar 25, 2013
Linda the lonely widow wrote:
I wonder how many cupcakes Stacked had to eat to get that FAT ASS
I wonder how many bridges larry has lived under before the main troll asked him to leave....

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Location hidden

#25616 Mar 25, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
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I often do (never figured out how to use two sticks).
I have finally mastered how to use the sticks.... my boys now know how to too........
fyi

United States

#25617 Mar 25, 2013
Linda the lonely widow wrote:
I wonder how many cupcakes Stacked had to eat to get that FAT ASS
and you're just a swamp donkey

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#25618 Mar 25, 2013
stacked and proud wrote:
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I have finally mastered how to use the sticks.... my boys now know how to too........
Our chirrens are growed up and gone. I don't have any idea if they can eat with chopsticks or not, but it wouldn't surprise me if they could. I gave up trying years ago.

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