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Mar 24, 2013
 

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did not win the Powerball yet again :(

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It's embarassing to send a text message to the wrong person.

Last weekend I texted "Hi, hon. I'm getting off work early and am really horny, so get ready for an evening of hot sex. I'll be there in a half hour" and sent it to my sister-in-law.

Imagine how awkward it would have been if I had sent that to the wrong person?

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My buddy picked up two girls at the bar last weekend and disappeared for a threesome. Next time I saw him I asked how it went.

"I felt like I won the lottery," he said, "because when we got undressed there were six matching balls."

“I gotta dig bick.”

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You read that wrong.

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#25601
Mar 24, 2013
 
I judged you. Lol!

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Mar 24, 2013
 

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And you thought I only played songs in offbeat?

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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Rockin' USA ;)

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Ya know IF you continue to WAIT. For the RIGHT PERCISE MOMENT to DO something YOU Have DESIRED..For Soooo Looking...YOU have tempted Fate.
DARING to change your OWN Destiny...WHEN..it is already in print.. and YOU will have to continue.. FOR the remainer of your life's journey.." WHAT IF"??? PLEASE NEVER DO THIS WHEN LOVE IS THE SUBJECT MATTER!!... NEVER!!!
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Mar 25, 2013
 

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right on the Jodi Arias trial is draggin on and on with no end in sight
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Hoof Arted wrote:
It's embarassing to send a text message to the wrong person.
Last weekend I texted "Hi, hon. I'm getting off work early and am really horny, so get ready for an evening of hot sex. I'll be there in a half hour" and sent it to my sister-in-law.
Imagine how awkward it would have been if I had sent that to the wrong person?
It's even worse to send a letter to the person you were dissing
a cousin did that sent a letter to the cousin being dissed instead of to the right person to whom the dissing was being written about! And the wrong one read it then sent the read letter to the right cousin.

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#25607
Mar 25, 2013
 
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Even though I', Irish, I'm embarressed about it.
really? i could see if u were Polish (like me)
lol

im screwed, im both. LOL
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#25608
Mar 25, 2013
 
its frustrating when u have to go somewhere every week that u simply hate..

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Throughout the entire history of mankind, with all the different tools and inventions to eat rice with, how did two sticks win?

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Hoof Arted wrote:
Throughout the entire history of mankind, with all the different tools and inventions to eat rice with, how did two sticks win?
use a spoon....:)

“Don't steal home without it. ”

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#25611
Mar 25, 2013
 
Wild Thing, you make my heart sing.
Linda the lonely widow

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I wonder how many cupcakes Stacked had to eat to get that FAT ASS

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Mar 25, 2013
 
stacked and proud wrote:
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use a spoon....:)
I often do (never figured out how to use two sticks).

“If you're happy & you know it”

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clap your hands!

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Mar 25, 2013
 

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Ya need to take one of those springy things from a clothes pin and attach to the two sticks and they'll work just fine!

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Linda the lonely widow wrote:
I wonder how many cupcakes Stacked had to eat to get that FAT ASS
I wonder how many bridges larry has lived under before the main troll asked him to leave....

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Hoof Arted wrote:
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I often do (never figured out how to use two sticks).
I have finally mastered how to use the sticks.... my boys now know how to too........
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#25617
Mar 25, 2013
 
Linda the lonely widow wrote:
I wonder how many cupcakes Stacked had to eat to get that FAT ASS
and you're just a swamp donkey

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Mar 25, 2013
 
stacked and proud wrote:
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I have finally mastered how to use the sticks.... my boys now know how to too........
Our chirrens are growed up and gone. I don't have any idea if they can eat with chopsticks or not, but it wouldn't surprise me if they could. I gave up trying years ago.

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