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#25422
Mar 4, 2013
 

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Am i working hard for a good life? Or am i missing a good life working hard?

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Hope everythings well HML... Haven't seen you around lately. xox

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stacked and proud wrote:
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good evening....:)
Good morning!(I guess we could go at it all day :P )

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scambuster wrote:
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Good morning!(I guess we could go at it all day :P )
good evening..... or we could just go at it all day and night!!:)

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Mar 5, 2013
 

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My buddy always says something stupid half of the time.

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clap your hands!

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#25427
Mar 5, 2013
 
I just googled the name of a boy who used to ride my school bus way back when & he's a registered sex offender. Makes me wonder what happened after graduation that he turned out that way. Seemed like such a good kid.

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#25428
Mar 5, 2013
 
ShadyBits wrote:
I just googled the name of a boy who used to ride my school bus way back when & he's a registered sex offender. Makes me wonder what happened after graduation that he turned out that way. Seemed like such a good kid.
I can relate. I have a high school buddy who is in prison and has a release date of March 6, 2127.

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If it weren't for my weirdness, this joint would be dull. :-)

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#25430
Mar 6, 2013
 
Anyone here go to the Californian a§§hole festival?

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#25431
Mar 6, 2013
 
Forget the F**k Yeah Fest -- on Sunday Los
Angeles had its own A§§holes Festival, courtesy
of the artist collective Llano del Rio.
Held on the street corner outside of the
Chinatown nonprofit art space Human
Resources, the event was a celebratory launch
for their new zine publication, An Antagonist's
Guide to the A§§holes of Los Angeles.

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If you go past a movie theater in San Francisco that claims to be showing Free Willy, don't go in.

It's not a movie theater.

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I have sadly accepted the fact that I'm getting "old." Last weekend, while sitting on the porch, my wife, who had been engaged in some light domestic maintenance, came to me and said "Hey, hon, what I need is a really long screw." Without a second of hesitation I went out to the shed to get her one.

Old age. It sneaks up on you.

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Is it true that the Daily Mail has been sending a copy of their paper to the Queen every day since she's been in the hospital, but she has respectfully sent them back saying she prefers to use her own toilet paper?

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ikryptoniter wrote:
Hope everythings well HML... Haven't seen you around lately. xox
Good Morning Niter..Taking some time to rest..Thanks for thinking about me.You're a sweetheart(~:

(((HUGS)))

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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Rockin' USA ;)

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WHAT!!! Ya Know..I enjoy coming to Offbeat and posting..BUT, then THE Soothsayers have INVADED the threads with their Gloom and Doom thoughts.. DUDES!! Take a break... LIVE in the Present, let the FUTURE worry about itself.. YOU are MISSING the Simplest joys of LIFE, For every time a Songbird... lands on a branch and sings to you..INSTEAD of admiring the beauty of it's song..YOU see it dying on the ground!!! RELAX..ENJOY ALL THAT IS PRESENTED TO YOU NOW!!...
IT'S CALLED "THE GIFT OF LIFE"".
LIVE IT!!!!!!!

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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Rockin' USA ;)

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ikryptoniter wrote:
Am i working hard for a good life? Or am i missing a good life working hard?
Take Time to Smell the Roses..

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hello

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My husband speaks "American". lmao

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#25440
Mar 6, 2013
 
Weepy wrote:
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Hello Weepy

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#25441
Mar 6, 2013
 
Colorado Chick wrote:
<quoted text> Take Time to Smell the Roses..
Wish I could CC... However, I do wake up and smell the Coffee :-)

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