“If you're happy & you know it”

Level 7

Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#25427 Mar 5, 2013
I just googled the name of a boy who used to ride my school bus way back when & he's a registered sex offender. Makes me wonder what happened after graduation that he turned out that way. Seemed like such a good kid.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#25428 Mar 5, 2013
ShadyBits wrote:
I just googled the name of a boy who used to ride my school bus way back when & he's a registered sex offender. Makes me wonder what happened after graduation that he turned out that way. Seemed like such a good kid.
I can relate. I have a high school buddy who is in prison and has a release date of March 6, 2127.

“Gone in 16 seconds”

Level 6

Since: Nov 10

Santa Barbara, CA

#25429 Mar 6, 2013
If it weren't for my weirdness, this joint would be dull. :-)

“Gone in 16 seconds”

Level 6

Since: Nov 10

Santa Barbara, CA

#25430 Mar 6, 2013
Anyone here go to the Californian a§§hole festival?

“Gone in 16 seconds”

Level 6

Since: Nov 10

Santa Barbara, CA

#25431 Mar 6, 2013
Forget the F**k Yeah Fest -- on Sunday Los
Angeles had its own A§§holes Festival, courtesy
of the artist collective Llano del Rio.
Held on the street corner outside of the
Chinatown nonprofit art space Human
Resources, the event was a celebratory launch
for their new zine publication, An Antagonist's
Guide to the A§§holes of Los Angeles.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#25432 Mar 6, 2013
If you go past a movie theater in San Francisco that claims to be showing Free Willy, don't go in.

It's not a movie theater.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#25433 Mar 6, 2013
I have sadly accepted the fact that I'm getting "old." Last weekend, while sitting on the porch, my wife, who had been engaged in some light domestic maintenance, came to me and said "Hey, hon, what I need is a really long screw." Without a second of hesitation I went out to the shed to get her one.

Old age. It sneaks up on you.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#25434 Mar 6, 2013
Is it true that the Daily Mail has been sending a copy of their paper to the Queen every day since she's been in the hospital, but she has respectfully sent them back saying she prefers to use her own toilet paper?

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#25435 Mar 6, 2013
ikryptoniter wrote:
Hope everythings well HML... Haven't seen you around lately. xox
Good Morning Niter..Taking some time to rest..Thanks for thinking about me.You're a sweetheart(~:

(((HUGS)))

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#25436 Mar 6, 2013
WHAT!!! Ya Know..I enjoy coming to Offbeat and posting..BUT, then THE Soothsayers have INVADED the threads with their Gloom and Doom thoughts.. DUDES!! Take a break... LIVE in the Present, let the FUTURE worry about itself.. YOU are MISSING the Simplest joys of LIFE, For every time a Songbird... lands on a branch and sings to you..INSTEAD of admiring the beauty of it's song..YOU see it dying on the ground!!! RELAX..ENJOY ALL THAT IS PRESENTED TO YOU NOW!!...
IT'S CALLED "THE GIFT OF LIFE"".
LIVE IT!!!!!!!

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#25437 Mar 6, 2013
ikryptoniter wrote:
Am i working hard for a good life? Or am i missing a good life working hard?
Take Time to Smell the Roses..

“Tears of a Clown”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#25438 Mar 6, 2013
hello

“Looks Good To Me”

Level 2

Since: Feb 13

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#25439 Mar 6, 2013
My husband speaks "American". lmao

“Gone in 16 seconds”

Level 6

Since: Nov 10

Santa Barbara, CA

#25440 Mar 6, 2013
Weepy wrote:
hello
Hello Weepy

“Gone in 16 seconds”

Level 6

Since: Nov 10

Santa Barbara, CA

#25441 Mar 6, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
<quoted text> Take Time to Smell the Roses..
Wish I could CC... However, I do wake up and smell the Coffee :-)

“Gone in 16 seconds”

Level 6

Since: Nov 10

Santa Barbara, CA

#25442 Mar 6, 2013
honeymylove wrote:
<quoted text>Good Morning Niter..Taking some time to rest..Thanks for thinking about me.You're a sweetheart(~:
(((HUGS)))
G'night there HML... So there is rest for the wicked J/K... I knocked off Work only a hour ago... I'm able to sleep in tomorrow yippee.
Pleasant dreams X
:-)

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#25443 Mar 6, 2013
ikryptoniter wrote:
<quoted text>G'night there HML... So there is rest for the wicked J/K... I knocked off Work only a hour ago... I'm able to sleep in tomorrow yippee.
Pleasant dreams X
:-)
Good night..You better be careful.I might put a spell on you...Good night sweet thang.(((Hugs))))Just don't dream about me for they would be nightmares.(~:

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#25444 Mar 6, 2013
my head hurts
Level 7

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#25445 Mar 7, 2013
Everybody is on the run....So what did her daddy do..........How does the rest go? I'm bad with names just putting in some of the lyrics I could not find the song........Anyone?

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#25446 Mar 7, 2013
Sally Brown wrote:
Everybody is on the run....So what did her daddy do..........How does the rest go? I'm bad with names just putting in some of the lyrics I could not find the song........Anyone?
Could it be "Janie Got A Gun" by Aerosmith?

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