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“Live, Laugh, Love”
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Since: May 12
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Jimmy wrote: <quoted text> You have no idea who is doing it really but you think you do and are probably wrong. Turn a blind eye or do this on a phone. We don't pay attention to them and if we see positive judge icons on terrible posts we know. Why do you want more lips? I might be but its doubtful...They know why....
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“It's A New Dawn”
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Since: Mar 11
Rockin' USA
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New Posters.. If a comment OFFENDS you..YOU can REPORT it..and s Top Mod staff member will review the inquiry. Take it from this old timer.. am NOT as OLD as some of these geezers. BUT, I also HAD to learn the hard way. THAZt there are kind and RUDE players on these forums... AND you as we ad everyone posting is a GUEST... AND we DO NOT deserve to be treated HARSHLY!!.. Have FUN, but remember, there are those WHO enjoy trouble.. they are called TROLLS!! ROCK ON ROCKERS!!
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Level 8
Since: Feb 12
United States
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Colorado Chick wrote: New Posters.. If a comment OFFENDS you..YOU can REPORT it..and s Top Mod staff member will review the inquiry. Take it from this old timer.. am NOT as OLD as some of these geezers. BUT, I also HAD to learn the hard way. THAZt there are kind and RUDE players on these forums... AND you as we ad everyone posting is a GUEST... AND we DO NOT deserve to be treated HARSHLY!!.. Have FUN, but remember, there are those WHO enjoy trouble.. they are called TROLLS!! ROCK ON ROCKERS!! Take it from me new posters, Miss CC might be quite the antique however she ain't kidding! She's reported me so many times I've developed a rash but I lover her regardless...
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“Gone in 16 seconds”
Level 6
Since: Nov 10
Santa Barbara, CA
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honeymylove wrote: <quoted text>Good Morning Niter. You speak of your first love made me think of this young guy(then in his 40's) a few years ago told me he would never forget his first love.He said to me you know who that was.I said No.He tells me I was his first love.I never knew this..Ran into him and his girlfriens about a year ago and he says he told his girlfriend that I was his first love..Made me feel odd.. Remember the first time he asked me out.I was dating someone then and this guy was with me when he asked me out.I kept telling him I was to old for him..As I did for many years.. I'm thinking I around 8 years older than he.We were neighbors and I use to play with him when he was a baby.I had no one else.All others wanted nothing to do with me. He tells ya now... lol... it's a guy thing... love em' but don't tell ,em i'd like to catch up with her one day...
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“Gone in 16 seconds”
Level 6
Since: Nov 10
Santa Barbara, CA
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Slowly it catches up... Deviating further from normality, i ask; What is normal? A final assesment on life renders no positive motive to thrive as i once did. The road less travelled, i now travel frequently. ikryptoniter Đ
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Level 8
Since: Jul 11
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Creative thinking; Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine and boring. "Get creative buddy. Break up the monotony. Why don't you try playing doctor for an hour?" "Sounds great," Steve replied, "but how do you make it last for an hour?" "Hell, just keep her in the waiting room for 45 minutes!"
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“Gone in 16 seconds”
Level 6
Since: Nov 10
Santa Barbara, CA
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If i ever win an award, i'd start with "i'd like to thank all the pornsites for being there for me when things got hard.
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Level 8
Since: Dec 10
Pataskala, OH
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Last night I met Al Pacino's insomnia suffering brother, Cap.
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Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
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There are times when things must end. Perhaps the need to re-think, to rise whole again! I guess whatīs most important is to recognize the worth of that someone and treasure it in the Spirit, so not even death can touch it. And if itīs meant to be, roads will cross again. I know, Iīve been there, and it happened and itīs much better than before. So hang in there, my friend! Fortuity is just a vague concept on inexplicable things! ~DeVine.
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Since: Jul 11
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I like listening to you guys..really cracks me up.LMAO
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“It's A New Dawn”
Level 8
Since: Mar 11
Rockin' USA
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WHAT is happening ROCKERS??
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Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
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This bit of burnt road verge becomes available to it as a place There are several other plants that have spread from the shore Metamaterial is material that has been purposefully designed Apertures are used to focus the different wavelengths of light The penis from one fits into the female opening of the other one The penis from that one fits into the female opening of the first Emasculation is considered necessary to make an effective plug Voluntary castration evolved as a response to female cannibalism Butterflies and spiders have origins in traumatic insemination Sex is complicated even before detachable organs come into play In the period prior to the killing he told her she was a dead woman No travel restrictions are in place, and added tick tock,...... tick tock.......
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“Sexy P.H. & Jersey Boy”
Level 9
Since: Mar 12
Heavenly SUN shine!!!!!
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Sometimes we must be hurt in order to grow.We must fail in order to know.We must lose in order to gain because some lessons in life are best learned thru pain Not mine got off net...wanted to share..:O)
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Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
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No matter how serene things may be in my life, how well things are going, my body and soul are two cliff peaks from which a dream of who I can be falls, and I must learn to fly again each day, or die. Death draws respect and fear from the living. Death offers no false starts. It is not a referee with a pop-gun at the startling of a hundred yard dash. I do not live to retrieve or multiply what my father lost or gained. I continually find myself in the ruins of new beginnings, uncoiling the rope of my life to descend ever deeper into unknown abysses, tying my heart into a knot round a tree or boulder, to insure I have something that will hold me, that will not let me fall. My heart has many thorn-studded slits of flame springing from the red candle jars. My dreams flicker and twist on the altar of this earth, light wrestling with darkness, light radiating into darkness, to widen my day blue, and all that is wax melts in the flame- I can see tree-tops!
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Since: Jul 11
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May your spirit be free to touch someone soul. Never,never be the same..you nor them. Happier than you have ever been. Let your spirit be free once again.
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“It's A New Dawn”
Level 8
Since: Mar 11
Rockin' USA
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Hey, Offbeat Hip ROCKIN' Chicks...PARTY at the Ohio Cowgirl's ROCKIN' Horse Club for FlowerChild's Birthday!!.. Decoration Committee.. nominee's, please.. is Dr_Dirty still under the weather?. If so, then we need some LIVE MUSIC!!.. Spread the News... FAR-OUT!!
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Krypteia
Brighton, UK
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Six men were beating my mother-in- law,my mate said aren't you going to help?,I said no,six should be enough..
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Since: Jul 11
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I love these jokes..keep them comin'
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“Live, Laugh, Love”
Level 8
Since: May 12
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What comes around, goes around.... Karma is a Biotch.... ~giggling softly~
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Krypteia
Brighton, UK
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Shotguns and mother- in-laws have something in common when there's one around you just want to shoot it
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