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Since: Nov 12
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Manchester, UK |
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Since: Apr 08
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Then? I realized I was out of Vodka. |
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Since: Apr 08
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Oh well I say. Oh well indeed that ends well for need of such trivial boasts wherefrom some imaginary tally has lent. Most computer driven I say, hip hip hooray for tracking the amounts of measure to whose posts find no competiton rather pleasure. |
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“Live, Laugh, Love” Since: May 12
Hugs to YOU! |
Judged: 1 This is easier said than done.... Waiting.... Hell with it I don't have patience time to move forward..... |
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Since: Apr 08
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Oh the '6's remember them well..for soon they will be in an E book serving the needs of others with far more detail and outline then merely shadow in humor represented here. The titles..oh yes. Indeed it is all about titles for they be Novels or Scientific or Biographic...merely dare I say fiction. Let's have a look at the titles which will remain a secret until publication. The Dather and Dew of Dreams come True or From Symptom to Reality a More True Look at History or Once a More Dance Around the Golden Calf or The Esoteric Antichrist by The Numbers There have you. Such jolly fun it is. Stay tuned to the next episode of Sherlock and Holmes...amid the Tombs of Luxor being chased about by Inspector Holmes of his Majesty's most honorable secret agency. |
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Since: Apr 08
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6's carry on. nothing to see here. |
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Since: Apr 08
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Tooth Just 4 U; Indeed Sir Knight. Now don't wear your bones so tight. Even you were from me created." |
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Since: Jul 11
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Judged: 3 2 2 May you have a special day Filled with love and happiness. |
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Since: Jun 12
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*** HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY ***
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“Sexy P.H. & Jersey Boy” Since: Mar 12
Heavenly SUN shine!!!!! |
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Since: Apr 08
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Oh? Is it Valentines?( pls entertain my cynical) lol Oh mushy mush lovey do... I'm so much in wuv wid you..my heart beats out my chest..just knowing simply your address........your eye's and smile of so repose..oh and even I wuv your nose. That giant nozel protruding from your forehead so dear..just move it to one side when you kiss me dear.' LOL! |
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“What is todays "scandal"?” Since: Jun 08
The Repubs in charge again?... |
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“Live, Laugh, Love” Since: May 12
Hugs to YOU! |
Judged: 4 2 V A L E N T I N E S D A Y !!! Hope everyone has a special day filled with lots of LOVE.... |
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Brighton, UK |
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Brisbane, Australia |
Judged: 1 1 Wind shaking, you scuttling through spring Sphere. We are water, I am current, you are— I open my eyes and I am on the wharf, grey Clouds roiling by in a mixer of slate- Colored sky, I am shaking. You are crab, we are Water in large percentages. You could be Home, or wherever we find ourselves sleeping, Together at the shore. Did you watch close Or did you come home to find the lone poppy Already blossomed in a bottle, petals just ready to Or already dropping, one by one. They keep Occurring to me and I have not found a way. I stop it. The smells are of organic rotting, people Holding in their hands tangled nets, walk away Hidden by skin-colored sand. I have been crueler To my own already. You are eyes shut when or if And I want you to see the formation of gulls or This world without me in it, whatever you find most Beautiful, I want to cut you loose, out of me, bury Us in a bottle for you to find later, always keep. http://youtu.be/fyTfbtZeGeU |
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Since: Dec 12
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Brighton, UK |
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“Gone in 16 seconds” Since: Nov 10
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Judged: 1 Hello HML Today was special, i found myself thinking of my first love (now 20 years ago) Funny how impessionable our first love is. HAPPY VALENTINE'S |
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Calgary, Canada |
It was meeeeee!:D Embrace the farts meg. |
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