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“Gone in 16 seconds”

Level 6

Since: Nov 10

Santa Barbara, CA

#25301 Feb 17, 2013
Slowly it catches up...
Deviating further from normality, i ask; What is normal?
A final assesment on life renders no positive motive to thrive as i once did.
The road less travelled, i now travel frequently.
ikryptoniter

“Gone Fishin', bye!”

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

.......¿.......

#25302 Feb 17, 2013
Creative thinking; Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine and boring. "Get creative buddy. Break up the monotony. Why don't you try playing doctor for an hour?" "Sounds great," Steve replied, "but how do you make it last for an hour?" "Hell, just keep her in the waiting room for 45 minutes!"

“Gone in 16 seconds”

Level 6

Since: Nov 10

Santa Barbara, CA

#25303 Feb 17, 2013
If i ever win an award, i'd start with "i'd like to thank all the pornsites for being there for me when things got hard.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#25304 Feb 18, 2013
Last night I met Al Pacino's insomnia suffering brother, Cap.
Anonymous

Brisbane, Australia

#25305 Feb 18, 2013
There are times when things must end.

Perhaps the need to re-think, to rise whole again!

I guess whats most important is to recognize the worth of that someone and treasure it in the Spirit, so not even death can touch it.

And if its meant to be, roads will cross again.

I know, Ive been there, and it happened and its much better than before.

So hang in there, my friend!

Fortuity is just a vague concept on inexplicable things!

~DeVine.

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#25306 Feb 18, 2013
I like listening to you guys..really cracks me up.LMAO

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#25307 Feb 18, 2013
WHAT is happening ROCKERS??
Anonymous

Brisbane, Australia

#25308 Feb 18, 2013
This bit of burnt road verge becomes available to it as a place
There are several other plants that have spread from the shore

Metamaterial is material that has been purposefully designed
Apertures are used to focus the different wavelengths of light

The penis from one fits into the female opening of the other one
The penis from that one fits into the female opening of the first

Emasculation is considered necessary to make an effective plug
Voluntary castration evolved as a response to female cannibalism

Butterflies and spiders have origins in traumatic insemination
Sex is complicated even before detachable organs come into play

In the period prior to the killing he told her she was a dead woman
No travel restrictions are in place, and added tick tock,...... tick tock.......

“Im Your Friend”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Always Will Be

#25309 Feb 18, 2013
Sometimes we must be hurt in order to grow.We must fail in order to know.We must lose in order to gain because some lessons in life are best learned thru pain

Not mine got off net...wanted to share..:O)
Anonymous

Brisbane, Australia

#25310 Feb 19, 2013
No matter how serene things
may be in my life,
how well things are going,
my body and soul
are two cliff peaks
from which a dream of who I can be
falls, and I must learn
to fly again each day,
or die.

Death draws respect
and fear from the living.
Death offers
no false starts. It is not
a referee with a pop-gun
at the startling
of a hundred yard dash.

I do not live to retrieve
or multiply what my father lost
or gained.

I continually find myself in the ruins
of new beginnings,
uncoiling the rope of my life
to descend ever deeper into unknown abysses,
tying my heart into a knot
round a tree or boulder,
to insure I have something that will hold me,
that will not let me fall.

My heart has many thorn-studded slits of flame
springing from the red candle jars.
My dreams flicker and twist
on the altar of this earth,
light wrestling with darkness,
light radiating into darkness,
to widen my day blue,
and all that is wax melts
in the flame-

I can see tree-tops!

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#25311 Feb 19, 2013
May your spirit be free to touch someone soul.
Never,never be the same..you nor them.
Happier than you have ever been.
Let your spirit be free once again.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#25312 Feb 20, 2013
Hey, Offbeat Hip ROCKIN' Chicks...PARTY at the Ohio Cowgirl's ROCKIN' Horse Club for FlowerChild's Birthday!!.. Decoration Committee.. nominee's, please.. is Dr_Dirty still under the weather?. If so, then we need some LIVE MUSIC!!.. Spread the News... FAR-OUT!!
Krypteia

Workington, UK

#25313 Feb 20, 2013
Six men were beating my mother-in- law,my mate said aren't you going to help?,I said no,six should be enough..

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#25314 Feb 20, 2013
I love these jokes..keep them comin'

Level 9

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#25315 Feb 20, 2013
What comes around, goes around....

Karma is a Biotch....

~giggling softly~
Krypteia

Workington, UK

#25316 Feb 20, 2013
Shotguns and mother- in-laws have something in common when there's one around you just want to shoot it
viva loca

Vancouver, Canada

#25317 Feb 21, 2013
Krypteia wrote:
Shotguns and mother- in-laws have something in common when there's one around you just want to shoot it
you'd be stuffed without google coz then you'd have to make up your own original material- speaking of original''' your name is almost identical to the other poster kryptonitr
Krypteia

Workington, UK

#25318 Feb 21, 2013
viva loca wrote:
<quoted text>you'd be stuffed without google coz then you'd have to make up your own original material- speaking of original''' your name is almost identical to the other poster kryptonitr
Firstly i've on been on offbeat for over five years so as names go your clueless, considering no ones heard of you,as for material so what,get a life and grow up or are you one of those fecking retards cowards that change their user name every five minutes so you can troll the threads..

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#25319 Feb 21, 2013
Krypteia wrote:
Shotguns and mother- in-laws have something in common when there's one around you just want to shoot it
I like the jokes, any humor on here is good thing.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#25320 Feb 21, 2013
Always Wary wrote:
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I like the jokes, any humor on here is good thing.
I ain't too proud to admit that, sadly, none of mine are original... but they make me laff and I want to share that feeling.

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