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#25256
Feb 13, 2013
 
upset
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Feb 13, 2013
 
Oh well i might as well pour myself another cyder.

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#25258
Feb 13, 2013
 
I went to get online with my I pad.....only to realize it was my Etch A Sketch .......I don't own an I pad.

Then? I realized I was out of Vodka.

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#25259
Feb 13, 2013
 
oh poor me....Im a weevle 2...how bloody grim. once when I actually paid attention I rose to the flourishing glories of flame to be a level 6.

Oh well I say. Oh well indeed that ends well for need of such trivial boasts wherefrom some imaginary tally has lent. Most computer driven I say, hip hip hooray for tracking the amounts of measure to whose posts find no competiton rather pleasure.

“Live, Laugh, Love”

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Hugs to YOU!

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Feb 13, 2013
 

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Princess Hey wrote:
If you love it set it free,if it comes back it was meant to be...
This is easier said than done.... Waiting....

Hell with it I don't have patience time to move forward.....

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#25261
Feb 13, 2013
 
Now admit...you do miss the adventures of Sherlock and Holmes and the bloody Inspector Humboldt of his Majesty's most honorable service?

Oh the '6's remember them well..for soon they will be in an E book serving the needs of others with far more detail and outline then merely shadow in humor represented here. The titles..oh yes. Indeed it is all about titles for they be Novels or Scientific or Biographic...merely dare I say fiction. Let's have a look at the titles which will remain a secret until publication.

The Dather and Dew of Dreams come True
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From Symptom to Reality a More True Look at History
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Once a More Dance Around the Golden Calf
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The Esoteric Antichrist by The Numbers

There have you. Such jolly fun it is. Stay tuned to the next episode of Sherlock and Holmes...amid the Tombs of Luxor being chased about by Inspector Holmes of his Majesty's most honorable secret agency.

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#25262
Feb 13, 2013
 
you who have paid attention....yes YOU... way back in this thread witnessed the unveiling of the mystery of the
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carry on.
nothing to see here.

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#25263
Feb 13, 2013
 
Stellar Knight; "Bloody hell Tooth! Was that you the whole time here? I mean really, were it not for punching a wall I would be fit to be tied knowing such."

Tooth Just 4 U; Indeed Sir Knight. Now don't wear your bones so tight. Even you were from me created."

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~~~~~HAPPY VALENTINES DAY~~~~~
May you have a special day
Filled with love and happiness.
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*** HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY ***

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Heavenly SUN shine!!!!!

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Happy Valentines Day to everybody..My the love fill the air and wrap its arms around each of you.:O) put a smile on your face for the world to see.God bless...(((HUGS)))

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#25267
Feb 13, 2013
 
lol you newbies will have to scroll back to pages in the 14 thousands to catch up.

Oh? Is it Valentines?( pls entertain my cynical) lol

Oh mushy mush lovey do... I'm so much in wuv wid you..my heart beats out my chest..just knowing simply your address........your eye's and smile of so repose..oh and even I wuv your nose. That giant nozel protruding from your forehead so dear..just move it to one side when you kiss me dear.'
LOL!

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The Repubs in charge again?...

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#25268
Feb 13, 2013
 
....quittin' time.......

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H A P P Y
V A L E N T I N E S
D A Y !!!

Hope everyone has a special day filled with lots of LOVE....
Krypteia

Brighton, UK

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#25270
Feb 14, 2013
 
That poor postman this morning must have nearly broken his back carrying my cards and it's raining,must give him a tip Christmas.
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In this last, clear-cut story, you are tree, I am
Wind shaking, you scuttling through spring

Sphere. We are water, I am current, you are—


I open my eyes and I am on the wharf, grey
Clouds roiling by in a mixer of slate-


Colored sky, I am shaking. You are crab, we are


Water in large percentages. You could be
Home, or wherever we find ourselves sleeping,


Together at the shore. Did you watch close


Or did you come home to find the lone poppy
Already blossomed in a bottle, petals just ready to


Or already dropping, one by one. They keep


Occurring to me and I have not found a way.
I stop it. The smells are of organic rotting, people


Holding in their hands tangled nets, walk away


Hidden by skin-colored sand. I have been crueler
To my own already. You are eyes shut when or if


And I want you to see the formation of gulls or


This world without me in it, whatever you find most
Beautiful, I want to cut you loose, out of me, bury


Us in a bottle for you to find later, always keep.

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Happy Valentine's Day Everyone!
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I hated weddings when I was younger,my granny would say your next she stopped after I said the same at a funeral.

“Gone in 16 seconds”

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honeymylove wrote:
<quoted text>Thank you my dear niter.
May you remember this Valentine's day.May it be as special as you are.
Hello HML
Today was special, i found myself thinking of my first love (now 20 years ago) Funny how impessionable our first love is.
HAPPY VALENTINE'S
I smell Farts

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#25276
Feb 14, 2013
 
Did you guys hear that?
It was meeeeee!:D

Embrace the farts meg.

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