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Krypteia

Workington, UK

#25316 Feb 20, 2013
Shotguns and mother- in-laws have something in common when there's one around you just want to shoot it
viva loca

Vancouver, Canada

#25317 Feb 21, 2013
Krypteia wrote:
Shotguns and mother- in-laws have something in common when there's one around you just want to shoot it
you'd be stuffed without google coz then you'd have to make up your own original material- speaking of original''' your name is almost identical to the other poster kryptonitr
Krypteia

Workington, UK

#25318 Feb 21, 2013
viva loca wrote:
<quoted text>you'd be stuffed without google coz then you'd have to make up your own original material- speaking of original''' your name is almost identical to the other poster kryptonitr
Firstly i've on been on offbeat for over five years so as names go your clueless, considering no ones heard of you,as for material so what,get a life and grow up or are you one of those fecking retards cowards that change their user name every five minutes so you can troll the threads..

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#25319 Feb 21, 2013
Krypteia wrote:
Shotguns and mother- in-laws have something in common when there's one around you just want to shoot it
I like the jokes, any humor on here is good thing.

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Since: Dec 10

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#25320 Feb 21, 2013
Always Wary wrote:
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I like the jokes, any humor on here is good thing.
I ain't too proud to admit that, sadly, none of mine are original... but they make me laff and I want to share that feeling.

Since: Feb 10

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#25321 Feb 21, 2013
Incredable.

Alan Watt.......out of Canada and Scot born investigative journalist..author ..musician who has a radio show for merely one hour at 8pm eastern standard time on

http://republicbroadcasting.org/index.php...

has the links
has the research
a master on the topic of where we are going and how long this has been going on.

AMAZING...articulate....and poignant.

Since: Feb 10

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#25322 Feb 21, 2013
lol...when I listen to alan watt...i have my pen and paper before me.

Since: Feb 10

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#25323 Feb 21, 2013
Always Wary wrote:
<quoted text>
I like the jokes, any humor on here is good thing.
Why is a Goldfish orange in color?

Does living in water make it rust?

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#25324 Feb 21, 2013
I thank God for the way things turned out from my test.
I want to thank everyone who stood by me and helped me through my test.That's what I call friends.
Luv ya'll...HUGS

Level 9

Since: May 12

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#25325 Feb 21, 2013
honeymylove wrote:
I thank God for the way things turned out from my test.
I want to thank everyone who stood by me and helped me through my test.That's what I call friends.
Luv ya'll...HUGS

I'm so glad that Everything turned out good for YOU....

I am hoarse from the game last night and its driving me crazy I can't talk... Grrrrrr.....

Level 8

Since: Sep 08

~ I See A Rainbow! ~

#25326 Feb 21, 2013
ms_Sweeter wrote:
What comes around, goes around....
Karma is a Biotch....
~giggling softly~
Hi Ms.Sweeter..How have you been?? I certainly will agree with your comment... There has to be a Better way..........

Level 8

Since: Sep 08

~ I See A Rainbow! ~

#25327 Feb 21, 2013
honeymylove wrote:
I thank God for the way things turned out from my test.
I want to thank everyone who stood by me and helped me through my test.That's what I call friends.
Luv ya'll...HUGS
Hi HoneyMyLove.. You have been in my daily Prayers.. my thoughts have been with you,, You also have a friend/sister in me,,,

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Since: May 12

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#25328 Feb 21, 2013
Lifelover wrote:
<quoted text> Hi Ms.Sweeter..How have you been?? I certainly will agree with your comment... There has to be a Better way..........
Live Life Like Theres No Tomorrow!

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#25329 Feb 21, 2013
ms_Sweeter wrote:
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I'm so glad that Everything turned out good for YOU....
I am hoarse from the game last night and its driving me crazy I can't talk... Grrrrrr.....
Thank you..Upon been release to go home I did a little victory dance..the nurse looked at me as if I was crazy..

I'm sorry you're not feeling well..I hope you feel better soon.
Keeping you in prayers.

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#25330 Feb 21, 2013
Lifelover wrote:
<quoted text> Hi HoneyMyLove.. You have been in my daily Prayers.. my thoughts have been with you,, You also have a friend/sister in me,,,
Thank you LL...We can never get enough prayers...My thoughts are with you...

Level 8

Since: Sep 08

~ I See A Rainbow! ~

#25331 Feb 21, 2013
ms_Sweeter wrote:
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Live Life Like Theres No Tomorrow!
Believe me.. I do this,,, With the situation and all.. I have to say.. Most people take their life for granted.. They just exist.. Not thinking about tomorrow.. I have had a major reality check..and Its for my own good.. A wake up call... Great to my friends around..

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#25332 Feb 21, 2013
I'm thinking maybe I need to move on..
Krypteia

Workington, UK

#25333 Feb 22, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
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I ain't too proud to admit that, sadly, none of mine are original... but they make me laff and I want to share that feeling.
Everyone from comedians to whoever has used other people's material at some point mixed in with their own,and like you say you find something funny you want to share it,unfortunately you always get a complete knob that has to make a stupid comment,but of cause that prat would have never had said anything funny to anyone because he would not ever use anyone else's jokes and so on.
Anonymous

The Gap, Australia

#25334 Feb 22, 2013
Krypteia wrote:
<quoted text>Everyone from comedians to whoever has used other people's material at some point mixed in with their own,and like you say you find something funny you want to share it,unfortunately you always get a complete knob that has to make a stupid comment,but of cause that prat would have never had said anything funny to anyone because he would not ever use anyone else's jokes and so on.
When you use ideas, facts, jokes, even opinions that are not your own -- even when you don't use the author's exact words -- you must give appropriate credit to the author as you incorporate his or her ideas into your dubious posts here.

Krapateia, if you don't do so, you're committing plagiarism, one of the most serious offenses in academe. Virtually every decent person I know has an honor code that prohibits plagiarism, and consequences range from failing the truth test or submitting to a poly-graph in which if found guilty you would be expelled from Topix completely.

Plagiarism sometimes results from simple carelessness -- overlooking instances in which you should credit the originator of an idea, quote, stolen joke or phrase that's not yours, for example. More insidious -- and more tempting to some people -- is downloading and/or purchasing material you didn't write and trying to pass it off as your own. Unscrupulous people like you will sometimes paste whole chunks of material here on Offbeat and deliberately fail to credit the source.

Or they will submit an entire stolen joke or funny article downloaded or purchased from one of the plethora of "gob-shites" on the Internet. Plagiarism is not only cheating but is probably the most heinous kind of cheating in the literary world.

If you fall into the unscrupulous category, you're probably not reading this article unless you're looking for ideas to get away with it.

If that's you,(and you've confirmed that IT IS) only one piece of advice applies: Don't plagiarize because you will probably get caught. Authors can easily recognize writing that does not read like that of their original work.

I am quite aware that you and your "kind" are not smart enough to know that there is also increasing sophisticated software and Websites that can detect plagiarism. Penalties for plagiarism, as mentioned, are severe.

The more likely readers of my article above, are those worried about inadvertently plagiarizing.
Anonymous

The Gap, Australia

#25335 Feb 22, 2013
In a particular small country, there was a king.

He was much beloved of the people, and so they built for him a castle.

But they were poor people and could only afford to build it out of grass.

So they worked for weeks, and finally completed a lovely woven grass castle for him.

And the king was pleased.

Another country, significantly richer than the first, presented a peace offering of an ornate throne.

The king accepted this gift graciously and was most pleased.

The only trouble was, the throne was very uncomfortable.

So the king got himself a more comfortable chair and kept the massive throne in the attic.

Naturally, it fell through the floor and killed him.
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The moral of this story:

People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.

~Starbuck DeVine

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