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Feb 13, 2013
 

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Princess Hey wrote:
If you love it set it free,if it comes back it was meant to be...
This is easier said than done.... Waiting....

Hell with it I don't have patience time to move forward.....

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#25261
Feb 13, 2013
 
Now admit...you do miss the adventures of Sherlock and Holmes and the bloody Inspector Humboldt of his Majesty's most honorable service?

Oh the '6's remember them well..for soon they will be in an E book serving the needs of others with far more detail and outline then merely shadow in humor represented here. The titles..oh yes. Indeed it is all about titles for they be Novels or Scientific or Biographic...merely dare I say fiction. Let's have a look at the titles which will remain a secret until publication.

The Dather and Dew of Dreams come True
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From Symptom to Reality a More True Look at History
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Once a More Dance Around the Golden Calf
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The Esoteric Antichrist by The Numbers

There have you. Such jolly fun it is. Stay tuned to the next episode of Sherlock and Holmes...amid the Tombs of Luxor being chased about by Inspector Holmes of his Majesty's most honorable secret agency.

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#25262
Feb 13, 2013
 
you who have paid attention....yes YOU... way back in this thread witnessed the unveiling of the mystery of the
6's
carry on.
nothing to see here.

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#25263
Feb 13, 2013
 
Stellar Knight; "Bloody hell Tooth! Was that you the whole time here? I mean really, were it not for punching a wall I would be fit to be tied knowing such."

Tooth Just 4 U; Indeed Sir Knight. Now don't wear your bones so tight. Even you were from me created."

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~~~~~HAPPY VALENTINES DAY~~~~~
May you have a special day
Filled with love and happiness.
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*** HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY ***

“Crown Of Life”

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Smile and Shine..

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Happy Valentines Day to everybody..My the love fill the air and wrap its arms around each of you.:O) put a smile on your face for the world to see.God bless...(((HUGS)))

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#25267
Feb 13, 2013
 
lol you newbies will have to scroll back to pages in the 14 thousands to catch up.

Oh? Is it Valentines?( pls entertain my cynical) lol

Oh mushy mush lovey do... I'm so much in wuv wid you..my heart beats out my chest..just knowing simply your address........your eye's and smile of so repose..oh and even I wuv your nose. That giant nozel protruding from your forehead so dear..just move it to one side when you kiss me dear.'
LOL!

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...post no bills.......

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#25268
Feb 13, 2013
 
....quittin' time.......
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Feb 13, 2013
 

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H A P P Y
V A L E N T I N E S
D A Y !!!

Hope everyone has a special day filled with lots of LOVE....
Krypteia

Waterlooville, UK

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#25270
Feb 14, 2013
 
That poor postman this morning must have nearly broken his back carrying my cards and it's raining,must give him a tip Christmas.
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Feb 14, 2013
 

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In this last, clear-cut story, you are tree, I am
Wind shaking, you scuttling through spring

Sphere. We are water, I am current, you are—


I open my eyes and I am on the wharf, grey
Clouds roiling by in a mixer of slate-


Colored sky, I am shaking. You are crab, we are


Water in large percentages. You could be
Home, or wherever we find ourselves sleeping,


Together at the shore. Did you watch close


Or did you come home to find the lone poppy
Already blossomed in a bottle, petals just ready to


Or already dropping, one by one. They keep


Occurring to me and I have not found a way.
I stop it. The smells are of organic rotting, people


Holding in their hands tangled nets, walk away


Hidden by skin-colored sand. I have been crueler
To my own already. You are eyes shut when or if


And I want you to see the formation of gulls or


This world without me in it, whatever you find most
Beautiful, I want to cut you loose, out of me, bury


Us in a bottle for you to find later, always keep.

http://youtu.be/fyTfbtZeGeU

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Feb 14, 2013
 

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Happy Valentine's Day Everyone!
Krypteia

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I hated weddings when I was younger,my granny would say your next she stopped after I said the same at a funeral.

“Gone in 16 seconds”

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Feb 14, 2013
 

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honeymylove wrote:
<quoted text>Thank you my dear niter.
May you remember this Valentine's day.May it be as special as you are.
Hello HML
Today was special, i found myself thinking of my first love (now 20 years ago) Funny how impessionable our first love is.
HAPPY VALENTINE'S
I smell Farts

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#25276
Feb 14, 2013
 
Did you guys hear that?
It was meeeeee!:D

Embrace the farts meg.

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#25277
Feb 15, 2013
 
ikryptoniter wrote:
<quoted text>Hello HML
Today was special, i found myself thinking of my first love (now 20 years ago) Funny how impessionable our first love is.
HAPPY VALENTINE'S
Good Morning Niter.
You speak of your first love made me think of this young guy(then in his 40's) a few years ago told me he would never forget his first love.He said to me you know who that was.I said No.He tells me I was his first love.I never knew this..Ran into him and his girlfriens about a year ago and he says he told his girlfriend that I was his first love..Made me feel odd..
Remember the first time he asked me out.I was dating someone then and this guy was with me when he asked me out.I kept telling him I was to old for him..As I did for many years..
I'm thinking I around 8 years older than he.We were neighbors and I use to play with him when he was a baby.I had no one else.All others wanted nothing to do with me.

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#25278
Feb 16, 2013
 
Could the terrorist situation be blunted if we offered Muslims 80 virgins to convert?

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#25279
Feb 16, 2013
 
I watch a movie and things comes back to me and I end up crying..
Cally man

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THE MAMMOTH DENTIST wrote:
Try sniffing an object made of metal

then touch it and sniff your finger

the scent of metal on your finger

will be stronger than

the scent of the metal object itself

when she gets home from work

my girlÂ’s s natch, taint, and crack

reek of the brass pole

from the titty bar down by the railroad tracks

when her p ussy gets juicy

the tuna sald stink of her c unt

mingling with the lingering scent of metal

smells like a harpoon.....

HARPOONTANG !
Yuck man..soo much for breakfast!

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