JUST SAY SOMETHING. Whatever comes to...
Jimmy

United States

#25295 Feb 17, 2013
ms_Sweeter wrote:
YOU can stop with YOUR icons Now... I know who and why YOU are doing it.... But if YOU love following me around to every thread than so be it... Do you think I could have a few more lips??? LMAO...
You have no idea who is doing it really but you think you do and are probably wrong. Turn a blind eye or do this on a phone. We don't pay attention to them and if we see positive judge icons on terrible posts we know. Why do you want more lips?

“the Democrats have become”

Since: Jun 08

the Party of NO!!!..their turn

#25296 Feb 17, 2013
....farmer brings home a new bull.....h u g e bull....2500 pounds and not a scrap of fat on this bull anywhere....the two resident herd bulls see this, and the youngest one starts pawing the ground and bellerin'....the oldest one sez "You aren't gonna FIGHT that thing are you?".....youngest bull sez "I hope not, but i damn sure want him to know I"M a bull, too....."......

Level 9

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#25297 Feb 17, 2013
Jimmy wrote:
<quoted text>
You have no idea who is doing it really but you think you do and are probably wrong. Turn a blind eye or do this on a phone. We don't pay attention to them and if we see positive judge icons on terrible posts we know. Why do you want more lips?
I might be but its doubtful...They know why....

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#25298 Feb 17, 2013
New Posters.. If a comment OFFENDS you..YOU can REPORT it..and s Top Mod staff member will review the inquiry. Take it from this old timer.. am NOT as OLD as some of these geezers.

BUT, I also HAD to learn the hard way. THAZt there are kind and RUDE players on these forums... AND you as we ad everyone posting is a GUEST... AND we DO NOT deserve to be treated HARSHLY!!.. Have FUN, but remember, there are those WHO enjoy trouble.. they are called TROLLS!! ROCK ON ROCKERS!!

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#25299 Feb 17, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
New Posters.. If a comment OFFENDS you..YOU can REPORT it..and s Top Mod staff member will review the inquiry. Take it from this old timer.. am NOT as OLD as some of these geezers.
BUT, I also HAD to learn the hard way. THAZt there are kind and RUDE players on these forums... AND you as we ad everyone posting is a GUEST... AND we DO NOT deserve to be treated HARSHLY!!.. Have FUN, but remember, there are those WHO enjoy trouble.. they are called TROLLS!! ROCK ON ROCKERS!!
Take it from me new posters, Miss CC might be quite the antique however she ain't kidding! She's reported me so many times I've developed a rash but I lover her regardless...
Level 6

Since: Nov 10

Australia

#25300 Feb 17, 2013
honeymylove wrote:
<quoted text>Good Morning Niter.
You speak of your first love made me think of this young guy(then in his 40's) a few years ago told me he would never forget his first love.He said to me you know who that was.I said No.He tells me I was his first love.I never knew this..Ran into him and his girlfriens about a year ago and he says he told his girlfriend that I was his first love..Made me feel odd..
Remember the first time he asked me out.I was dating someone then and this guy was with me when he asked me out.I kept telling him I was to old for him..As I did for many years..
I'm thinking I around 8 years older than he.We were neighbors and I use to play with him when he was a baby.I had no one else.All others wanted nothing to do with me.
He tells ya now... lol... it's a guy thing... love em' but don't tell ,em

i'd like to catch up with her one day...
Level 6

Since: Nov 10

Australia

#25301 Feb 17, 2013
Slowly it catches up...
Deviating further from normality, i ask; What is normal?
A final assesment on life renders no positive motive to thrive as i once did.
The road less travelled, i now travel frequently.
ikryptoniter ©

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#25302 Feb 17, 2013
Creative thinking; Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine and boring. "Get creative buddy. Break up the monotony. Why don't you try playing doctor for an hour?" "Sounds great," Steve replied, "but how do you make it last for an hour?" "Hell, just keep her in the waiting room for 45 minutes!"
Level 6

Since: Nov 10

Australia

#25303 Feb 17, 2013
If i ever win an award, i'd start with "i'd like to thank all the pornsites for being there for me when things got hard.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#25304 Feb 18, 2013
Last night I met Al Pacino's insomnia suffering brother, Cap.
Anonymous

The Gap, Australia

#25305 Feb 18, 2013
There are times when things must end.

Perhaps the need to re-think, to rise whole again!

I guess what´s most important is to recognize the worth of that someone and treasure it in the Spirit, so not even death can touch it.

And if it´s meant to be, roads will cross again.

I know, I´ve been there, and it happened and it´s much better than before.

So hang in there, my friend!

Fortuity is just a vague concept on inexplicable things!

~DeVine.

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#25306 Feb 18, 2013
I like listening to you guys..really cracks me up.LMAO

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#25307 Feb 18, 2013
WHAT is happening ROCKERS??
Anonymous

The Gap, Australia

#25308 Feb 18, 2013
This bit of burnt road verge becomes available to it as a place
There are several other plants that have spread from the shore

Metamaterial is material that has been purposefully designed
Apertures are used to focus the different wavelengths of light

The penis from one fits into the female opening of the other one
The penis from that one fits into the female opening of the first

Emasculation is considered necessary to make an effective plug
Voluntary castration evolved as a response to female cannibalism

Butterflies and spiders have origins in traumatic insemination
Sex is complicated even before detachable organs come into play

In the period prior to the killing he told her she was a dead woman
No travel restrictions are in place, and added tick tock,...... tick tock.......

“Want A Friend, Be One”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Smiling :o) all the way....

#25309 Feb 18, 2013
Sometimes we must be hurt in order to grow.We must fail in order to know.We must lose in order to gain because some lessons in life are best learned thru pain

Not mine got off net...wanted to share..:O)
Anonymous

The Gap, Australia

#25310 Feb 19, 2013
No matter how serene things
may be in my life,
how well things are going,
my body and soul
are two cliff peaks
from which a dream of who I can be
falls, and I must learn
to fly again each day,
or die.

Death draws respect
and fear from the living.
Death offers
no false starts. It is not
a referee with a pop-gun
at the startling
of a hundred yard dash.

I do not live to retrieve
or multiply what my father lost
or gained.

I continually find myself in the ruins
of new beginnings,
uncoiling the rope of my life
to descend ever deeper into unknown abysses,
tying my heart into a knot
round a tree or boulder,
to insure I have something that will hold me,
that will not let me fall.

My heart has many thorn-studded slits of flame
springing from the red candle jars.
My dreams flicker and twist
on the altar of this earth,
light wrestling with darkness,
light radiating into darkness,
to widen my day blue,
and all that is wax melts
in the flame-

I can see tree-tops!

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#25311 Feb 19, 2013
May your spirit be free to touch someone soul.
Never,never be the same..you nor them.
Happier than you have ever been.
Let your spirit be free once again.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#25312 Feb 20, 2013
Hey, Offbeat Hip ROCKIN' Chicks...PARTY at the Ohio Cowgirl's ROCKIN' Horse Club for FlowerChild's Birthday!!.. Decoration Committee.. nominee's, please.. is Dr_Dirty still under the weather?. If so, then we need some LIVE MUSIC!!.. Spread the News... FAR-OUT!!
Krypteia

Workington, UK

#25313 Feb 20, 2013
Six men were beating my mother-in- law,my mate said aren't you going to help?,I said no,six should be enough..

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#25314 Feb 20, 2013
I love these jokes..keep them comin'

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