Level 5

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#25265 Feb 13, 2013
*** HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY ***

“M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

And Have A Happy New Year

#25266 Feb 13, 2013
Happy Valentines Day to everybody..My the love fill the air and wrap its arms around each of you.:O) put a smile on your face for the world to see.God bless...(((HUGS)))

Level 3

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#25267 Feb 13, 2013
lol you newbies will have to scroll back to pages in the 14 thousands to catch up.

Oh? Is it Valentines?( pls entertain my cynical) lol

Oh mushy mush lovey do... I'm so much in wuv wid you..my heart beats out my chest..just knowing simply your address........your eye's and smile of so repose..oh and even I wuv your nose. That giant nozel protruding from your forehead so dear..just move it to one side when you kiss me dear.'
LOL!

“please drop some $$ in that”

Since: Jun 08

...Salvation Army bucket...

#25268 Feb 13, 2013
....quittin' time.......

“MerryChristmas & HappyNewYear”

Level 9

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#25269 Feb 13, 2013
H A P P Y
V A L E N T I N E S
D A Y !!!

Hope everyone has a special day filled with lots of LOVE....
Krypteia

Haywards Heath, UK

#25270 Feb 14, 2013
That poor postman this morning must have nearly broken his back carrying my cards and it's raining,must give him a tip Christmas.
Anonymous

Brisbane, Australia

#25271 Feb 14, 2013
In this last, clear-cut story, you are tree, I am
Wind shaking, you scuttling through spring

Sphere. We are water, I am current, you are—


I open my eyes and I am on the wharf, grey
Clouds roiling by in a mixer of slate-


Colored sky, I am shaking. You are crab, we are


Water in large percentages. You could be
Home, or wherever we find ourselves sleeping,


Together at the shore. Did you watch close


Or did you come home to find the lone poppy
Already blossomed in a bottle, petals just ready to


Or already dropping, one by one. They keep


Occurring to me and I have not found a way.
I stop it. The smells are of organic rotting, people


Holding in their hands tangled nets, walk away


Hidden by skin-colored sand. I have been crueler
To my own already. You are eyes shut when or if


And I want you to see the formation of gulls or


This world without me in it, whatever you find most
Beautiful, I want to cut you loose, out of me, bury


Us in a bottle for you to find later, always keep.

http://youtu.be/fyTfbtZeGeU
Level 7

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#25272 Feb 14, 2013
Happy Valentine's Day Everyone!
Krypteia

Haywards Heath, UK

#25274 Feb 14, 2013
I hated weddings when I was younger,my granny would say your next she stopped after I said the same at a funeral.

“Gone in 16 seconds”

Level 6

Since: Nov 10

Santa Barbara, CA

#25275 Feb 14, 2013
honeymylove wrote:
<quoted text>Thank you my dear niter.
May you remember this Valentine's day.May it be as special as you are.
Hello HML
Today was special, i found myself thinking of my first love (now 20 years ago) Funny how impessionable our first love is.
HAPPY VALENTINE'S
I smell Farts

Edmonton, Canada

#25276 Feb 14, 2013
Did you guys hear that?
It was meeeeee!:D

Embrace the farts meg.

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#25277 Feb 15, 2013
ikryptoniter wrote:
<quoted text>Hello HML
Today was special, i found myself thinking of my first love (now 20 years ago) Funny how impessionable our first love is.
HAPPY VALENTINE'S
Good Morning Niter.
You speak of your first love made me think of this young guy(then in his 40's) a few years ago told me he would never forget his first love.He said to me you know who that was.I said No.He tells me I was his first love.I never knew this..Ran into him and his girlfriens about a year ago and he says he told his girlfriend that I was his first love..Made me feel odd..
Remember the first time he asked me out.I was dating someone then and this guy was with me when he asked me out.I kept telling him I was to old for him..As I did for many years..
I'm thinking I around 8 years older than he.We were neighbors and I use to play with him when he was a baby.I had no one else.All others wanted nothing to do with me.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#25278 Feb 16, 2013
Could the terrorist situation be blunted if we offered Muslims 80 virgins to convert?

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#25279 Feb 16, 2013
I watch a movie and things comes back to me and I end up crying..
Cally man

Mayfield, KY

#25280 Feb 16, 2013
THE MAMMOTH DENTIST wrote:
Try sniffing an object made of metal

then touch it and sniff your finger

the scent of metal on your finger

will be stronger than

the scent of the metal object itself

when she gets home from work

my girlÂ’s s natch, taint, and crack

reek of the brass pole

from the titty bar down by the railroad tracks

when her p ussy gets juicy

the tuna sald stink of her c unt

mingling with the lingering scent of metal

smells like a harpoon.....

HARPOONTANG !
Yuck man..soo much for breakfast!
Cally man

Mayfield, KY

#25281 Feb 16, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
Could the terrorist situation be blunted if we offered Muslims 80 virgins to convert?
Lol
Cally man

Mayfield, KY

#25282 Feb 16, 2013
Ya MON!
Krypteia

Haywards Heath, UK

#25283 Feb 16, 2013
The doctor has advised me to avoid saturated fat so I've stopped shagging the wife in the shower
Level 7

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#25284 Feb 16, 2013
Need a cute judge button Kypteia. I did do the Funny one though.

:)
Level 4

Since: Feb 13

Location hidden

#25285 Feb 16, 2013
Just when science thinks they've got it down, a meteor falls on the russkies! Why didn't it fall on North Korea, it would have solved all our problems, no?

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