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#25132
Feb 6, 2013
 
I hate it when people call pizza 'za!
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I put a porno in the DVD sat down to watch and it was just a picture of a fat bloke with his cock in his hand,then realised I hadn't turned the tv on.

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Go to Google

Type "50 most popular women"

Click on the first link

Check out #7

Give a "funny" icon if you laughed
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If you don't knows what it means.....then how do you know it's provacative ??
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Feb 7, 2013
 

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It's easy to lose yourself.
It's easy to forget who you are.
It's easy to forget what you want.
And that's okay.
You have to let yourself remember that.

You're a human. A living being.
Your brain might not function the way you wish all the time.
Your body might not follow your orders every time.
And that's okay.
You have to let yourself remember that.

Promise me you will try to do what you feel is right
- only at the moment.
Don't think about what will happen in a year from now.
Don't think about who you will hook up with.
Don't think.
Just let yourself be that person you feel like being.
Because it's okay to shout if you're mad.
It's okay.
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Feb 7, 2013
 

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I know what you really think of me

I know you want me gone

I know whenever my mouth opens you cringe

I know you think Iím stupid

I know you wish I would die

I know people hate me

I know Iím really stupid

I know I donít get you

I know you donít get me

I know you wish we really never met

And Iím sorry...
Krypteia

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Feb 7, 2013
 

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My wife and I were on holiday and after a few sambucas and hours of persuasion she finally agreed to take it up the arse..I was so relieved,there was no way I could get another eight pouches of tobacco in the suitcase.
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"The past lives on in art and memory, but it is not static: it shifts and changes as the present throws its shadow backwards.

The landscape also changes, but far more slowly; it is a living link between what we were and what we have become.

This is one of the reasons why we feel such a profound and apparently disproportionate anguish when a loved landscape is altered out of recognition;
we lose not only a place, but ourselves, a continuity between the shifting phases of our life."

“Just a lil' humor there.....”

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OR NOT .... <[;-)

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PROFILE DeVINE wrote:
It's easy to lose yourself.
It's easy to forget who you are.
It's easy to forget what you want.
And that's okay.
You have to let yourself remember that.
You're a human. A living being.
Your brain might not function the way you wish all the time.
Your body might not follow your orders every time.
And that's okay.
You have to let yourself remember that.
Promise me you will try to do what you feel is right
- only at the moment.
Don't think about what will happen in a year from now.
Don't think about who you will hook up with.
Don't think.
Just let yourself be that person you feel like being.
Because it's okay to shout if you're mad.
It's okay.
I like that. Thanks for sharing it with us.:)

AQUARIUS

Spending some quiet time alone will help you maintain your sanity as the MQQn moves into your twelfth house of secrets and solitude.

The next two days may find you feeling less sociable than usual.

Honor your soul's need for regeneration. Find time to do the things that make you feel whole, peaceful and rested. There'll be time for action later.

Have a good day OFFBEAT.
Peace
:)

“I gotta dig bick.”

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You read that wrong.

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Feb 7, 2013
 

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Has anyone seen my ointment?

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Feb 7, 2013
 

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I saw in the local paper where a gal named Gloria Sampsell is marrying a guy named Robert Stitts.
I can't help but wonder if she'll take his name.
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"Where words come from, into consciousness, baffles me.

Speaking or writing, the words bounce instantaneously into their context, and I am victimized by them, rather than controlling them.

They do not wait for my selection; they volunteer."

“There Are Angels Among Us”

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We All Have One

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Goodnight offbeat friends...have a good one...Smile thru it all.the world smiles back when you smile..:O)
Krypteia

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Feb 8, 2013
 

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The worlds first hand transplant patient is unfortunately back in hospital,his hand is ok,but his cock has rejected it!

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Krypteia wrote:
The worlds first hand transplant patient is unfortunately back in hospital,his hand is ok,but his cock has rejected it!
lmao.... I see we are back with a vengeance .....

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Feb 8, 2013
 

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wow...... who knew 'horse meat' was so popular....
Krypteia

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stacked and proud wrote:
wow...... who knew 'horse meat' was so popular....
Kinky..

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#25150
Feb 8, 2013
 
Richard III won't be the last guy to have his face reconstructed after being found in a bar parking lot.

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stacked and proud wrote:
wow...... who knew 'horse meat' was so popular....
http://cdn.lolpicz.net/2013/01/letsmakeaburge...
Krypteia

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Feb 8, 2013
 

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My gay mate who is dyslexic can't wait for February 14th,he thinks it's Vaseline Day.

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