“M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

And Have A Happy New Year

#24951 Jan 26, 2013
Goodnight HML have a good one Hey there my bestest Renegade hope you are good..Its all good..Just smile and go on..:O)..LY..

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#24952 Jan 26, 2013
WHERE THE FREAK is SKIPPER?? Racers on Last Post Wins are saying The Clubhouse spittoon is missing it's Master... keeps rolling itself to the window.. hoping someone will put it on the k ledge so it can look high and lo..for it's pal...WHAT??? Seriously, SKIPPER... step away from Hoosier's STILL..and come bacccccck to us...IT AIB'T the same playing TRICKS on honeymylove or Truths..
YOU are soooo much FUN to PRANK!! Oh come on.
Gummi Worms by the dozen fer ya..I'll even name ya a cinnamon coffeecake.. WHAT CHA SAY..DUDE???

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#24953 Jan 26, 2013
AIN'T..gooey caramels...

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#24954 Jan 26, 2013
Bake ya..DARN!! Spilled my milk..

“yikes”

Since: Apr 10

school of hard knocks

#24955 Jan 26, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
WHERE THE FREAK is SKIPPER?? Racers on Last Post Wins are saying The Clubhouse spittoon is missing it's Master... keeps rolling itself to the window.. hoping someone will put it on the k ledge so it can look high and lo..for it's pal...WHAT??? Seriously, SKIPPER... step away from Hoosier's STILL..and come bacccccck to us...IT AIB'T the same playing TRICKS on honeymylove or Truths..
YOU are soooo much FUN to PRANK!! Oh come on.
Gummi Worms by the dozen fer ya..I'll even name ya a cinnamon coffeecake.. WHAT CHA SAY..DUDE???
leave the poor guy alone. clearly he is avoiding yhor bullshit, like we all try to do
Homunculus Nebula

Brisbane, Australia

#24956 Jan 26, 2013
Oh you were perfect, a perfect
helminth, they said.
They had words for you, words
with you, a whole string of indignant nouns.

And all because of the day,
windless and bright,
that they lined you up like a squadron
of roses and tulips, in bloom

for the photographer under his prayer-shawl,
flash-gun up like a ping-pong paddle
guiding in nervous flight crews.

Just before the powder blew
you mussed your hair up,
because you could,
because you were born

with a rebel heart.
Look at the picture.
I do. Under the prim and cloudless sky,
of all the attentive faces,
I can only pick out one: yours.
Homunculus Nebula

Brisbane, Australia

#24957 Jan 27, 2013
PESCreate wrote:
<quoted text>
Wow! You are a hateful little man even with those that haven't been hateful with you. Whatever ... guess your opinions are the only ones you have any interest in. I won't bother you again. OUT!
She slid from the wall
like a painted negative
newly exposed
to the sun.

And determined
to take her place
in the orange mist
that filled his shadow garden,
she replaced her ear
with a flower
the size of the moon.

But on her knees
the stone seemed different.
Softer than she remembered.
And desperate
to replace the skin
she tore
at his command.





One hundred years
she waited.
Perfectly preserved.
Untouched
by a lifetime
left
for the intentional shadows
of sleep.

And when she saw her
eyes
covered in gray ash,
he called her beauty.

And behind the mask
she smiled.
Too new
to the light.
To realize
that the face she saw
reflected
in the glass
was not her own.

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#24958 Jan 27, 2013
I had a terrible night with a dream that I couldn't find my car - again.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#24959 Jan 27, 2013
"Hello and welcome to 'Pointless And Esoteric Cooking That Has Nothing To Do With Your Actual Life'. Today, we are making a very complicated recipe, using ingredients you don't have, utensils you've never heard of and in a kitchen that is bigger than your entire house."

“M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

And Have A Happy New Year

#24960 Jan 27, 2013
Sometimes the very thing we are so afraid of losing , once gone; is the very thing that finally sets us free...!!!

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#24961 Jan 27, 2013
Things are starting to thaw a little here. I bought the wife some flowers and a box of chocolates.

“M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

And Have A Happy New Year

#24962 Jan 27, 2013
Ohh HA how sweet..I bet you had a big smile on her face and planted a big kiss right on those lips of of yours..:O)..All our ice is gone and we are suppose to get snow..its 30 some..have a great day..what kind of flowers were they?

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#24963 Jan 27, 2013
Skipper is back!!!

Thank God!!!

“Pancakes and eggs...”

Level 4

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#24964 Jan 27, 2013
Avoid 'Tofurky'...a Vegan/tofu meatless sausage...

I bought some today, out of curiosity, and they taste like 'feet'....

That's the best way I can describe it...

'Tofurky' tastes like feet...or at least the way I imagine feet to taste, based on smell and texture...

I think I've wasted $4.99 cents on tofu sausage, that tastes like feet...

I think I'll go back to eating regular hot dogs until they perfect the tofu sausage...

“Pancakes and eggs...”

Level 4

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#24965 Jan 27, 2013
I mean I was thinking about going back to a vegitarian diet, but if all the vegitarian soybean, tofu products taste like 'feet'...than maybe not...

I still got the taste in me mouth...

Level 6

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#24966 Jan 27, 2013
Time and Space wrote:
I mean I was thinking about going back to a vegitarian diet, but if all the vegitarian soybean, tofu products taste like 'feet'...than maybe not...
I still got the taste in me mouth...
LOL,so true it's funny.

“M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

And Have A Happy New Year

#24967 Jan 27, 2013
Pleasent dreams to everyone..:O)

“Colleges Search Engine ”

Level 8

Since: Mar 12

www.schoolanduniversity.com

#24968 Jan 27, 2013
Education is the best gift you could ever receive, because once you have it, no one can ever take it from you.
ADRIAN DeVINE

Brisbane, Australia

#24969 Jan 27, 2013
unsatisfied with a life
possessed
by the significant other of
choice,
she begins to flirt, to open a
door and
lets in the heart of another,
who appreciates her
like she feels that she should be,
who makes her feel
sexy, who makes her feel
alive, who makes her
feel like leaving
the said significant other,
at least some of the
time---
for the years spent with
the longtermer,
have not all been bad,
they’ve just begun to wither
like any flower that has been
taken out of the sun and
letting on to the new heart in her life
so as to set jealousy aflame in
the mind of the longtermer
is all part of trying to stir things up,
to make him appreciate what it is
that she has,
to keep them together
by any means necessary,
inevitably leaving this new heart
in the gutter,
having fulfilled their job
as the
manipulated
bargaining chip.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#24970 Jan 27, 2013
Princess Hey wrote:
Pleasent dreams to everyone..:O)
Nighty night.. Princess Hey..

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