JUST SAY SOMETHING. Whatever comes to...
RENEGAYED

Dover, OH

#24859 Jan 20, 2013
Renegade_22 wrote:
<quoted text>
Hey FUCKFACE what the hell are you even doing over here? "Almighty" Sanchez is back now so f*ck off and hunt her again. And by the way, "Didn't do well in english" looks pretty f*cking familiar....
Simmer down TIME ZONE SANCHEZ, BTW SANCHEZ died, again...BBWWWAAAHHHH

Level 2

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#24860 Jan 20, 2013
Melody_E wrote:
<quoted text> Just say something. Whatever comes to mind!! Wow.:\ That is certainly keeping spirit of the thread topic.
Forgive me. But waste nine months sporadically and pointlessly clashing with retarded spastics, defending someone who turns out to be just as twisted and well see how good your french is.

Level 2

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#24861 Jan 20, 2013
RENEGAYED wrote:
<quoted text>Simmer down TIME ZONE SANCHEZ, BTW SANCHEZ died, again...BBWWWAAAHHHH
Dare i even ask.

“Sing a song of 6 pence”

Level 7

Since: Jun 12

Pocket full of wry

#24862 Jan 20, 2013
Renegade_22 wrote:
<quoted text>
Forgive me. But waste nine months sporadically and pointlessly clashing with retarded spastics, defending someone who turns out to be just as twisted and well see how good your french is.
I'm still sort of wet behind the ears to this blogging thing. You do not owe any apology at all ! I did not mean to sound judgmental. Surprised only. Every time I log on and try to understand some of the [relationships?] here I get more confused. Haha Please pay no attention to this silly old woman.:)

Level 2

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#24863 Jan 20, 2013
Melody_E wrote:
<quoted text> I'm still sort of wet behind the ears to this blogging thing. You do not owe any apology at all ! I did not mean to sound judgmental. Surprised only. Every time I log on and try to understand some of the [relationships?] here I get more confused. Haha Please pay no attention to this silly old woman.:)
I never call old people silly. Far too many times have they outsmarted me!:)

And i suppose if you really reeaaaallly pushed hard to think of a relationship between me and monroe/riverhead then i guess it would best be called "love hate" in that we love to hate each other.

“Sing a song of 6 pence”

Level 7

Since: Jun 12

Pocket full of wry

#24864 Jan 20, 2013
Renegade_22 wrote:
<quoted text>
I never call old people silly. Far too many times have they outsmarted me!:)
And i suppose if you really reeaaaallly pushed hard to think of a relationship between me and monroe/riverhead then i guess it would best be called "love hate" in that we love to hate each other.
Now you made me laugh. I will spend today with a smile. Thank you :)

“The golden age is before us, ”

Level 2

Since: Jan 13

not behind us.

#24865 Jan 20, 2013
Tired,hot and grumpy!
mona

Reading, PA

#24866 Jan 20, 2013
Time flies, so I'm learning to make the most of my time, but sometimes it doesn't always work out like that. I try.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#24867 Jan 20, 2013
Wolfganged wrote:
Tired,hot and grumpy!
Have you been visiting The Three Bears again??
mona

Reading, PA

#24868 Jan 20, 2013
Well, I've wasted enough time here so I will have to say goodnight.
Sometimes wasted time is goodtime.

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#24869 Jan 21, 2013
...sometimes...night folks...

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#24870 Jan 21, 2013
My buddy called off work Friday, telling the boss he had a terrible hangover. The boss said "If you don't come in today, don't bother coming in on Monday."

A four day weekend! My buddy sure is lucky.

“Open the door to your heart”

Level 6

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#24871 Jan 21, 2013
Getting ready for work..

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#24872 Jan 21, 2013
Underachievers.. EXACTLY..is WHAT a friend described his two daughters.. Maybe.. they just want to a relaxed and stable life. Work, make enough bucks to pay the bills, save a bit and have FUN family vacations. NOT every child WANTS a harried lifestyle of Dad working two jobs, exhausting himself to have the PERFECT Split Level Home, NEW furniture every two years, ELITE dinner parties and KEEPING up with The Joneses... ALL because MOM wanted it all...Your children will remember TIME that you spent with them..NOT the material gift you tried to buy THEIR love with. Children are the parent's responsibility... RESPECT them FOR they are a GIFT from GOD for you to nurture and love. So DAD...lighten up!!
Homunculus Nebula

The Gap, Australia

#24873 Jan 21, 2013
Why will the girls refuse,
why will the girls refuse ?
For every time one turns me down
I throw a fit of blues.
how can a guy go gad about
with no-one to amuse,
when each proposal meets with frown –
some clues, your views ?


Why can’t they be content,
when taken out to dine
to Fred’s fine fish and chip bazaar
with water ‘stead of wine,
it went down well with you and pa
before the parking fine,
so if we walk – no need for car –
why will Miss Prissy whine ?


I’m sure I’ve done my best, mamma,
to keep them at my heels,
and yet if ever we’re alone
each wretched creature squeals
should I embrace a funny bone
or wonder what conceals
the iron curtain of a bra
in kevlar none unpeels.


I only weigh five hundred pounds

must wait grow hand in hand

with weight whence maestro singer's sounds

are heard throughout the land ?

And why on Earth must out of bounds

my girth appear ? I'm grand,

although I cannot ride to hounds -

why won't ONE understand ?


I’m only fifty-four, mamma,
I long for one sure fling,-
if plastic painted proper shines
why won’t one wear my ring ?
I’ve duly learned my deaf-dumb signs
so studiously to bring
a new dimension to my lines –
each answers sharply, stings.


I try to psycho-analyse
the promises unkept,
I’ve kept my privates undersize
well hidden though I wept.
I’ve tried ignoring petty lies,
ate humble pies, and yet
I wait for one who ‘yes !’ replies
to sighs none intercept...


If I invite to nightclub bar
there's someone else she'll choose.
Some say I seem far too bizarre
no socks and two left shoes,
tied up with string from old guitar -
it cost too much to lose -
while last semester's hershey bar
their judgement must confuse.


I've tried to spill a pint of scent
signed 'Channel' overseas -
though made in China it is meant
to conjur birds and bees.
I've spent darn almost every cent
yet all I get is tease,
though each and every compliment
is sent upon my knees

Why won’t they foot some bills,
why won’t they foot some bills ?
I put them up on pedestals
they put me down plug swills,
and if I dare suggest I care,
receive a look that kills,
it isn’t fair the fair, mamma,
my gifts repay with ills,
the while, of course, they no holds bar
suggesting codicils.


In lavish clubs they love each rubs
me up wrong way, refills
the ladle full of caviar,
with much to spare as spills,
they eat their fills yet naught fulfills,
then pop pink slimming pills.
I double check when check appears,
groan green about the gills.


Years I’ve collected paper clips,
and clips about the ears
when I suggest that kissing lips
is sporty after beers,
I’m met with tears, can’t come to grips
With undeservèd fears
Confusing each advance as slips
before maid disappears.!


Why will the girls refuse, mamma,
why will the girls refuse ?
Hint of condition mint, have cased
the joint, left heavy clues,
I'll copy paste, give diamonds (paste),
reprint blogs which amuse,
yet all my efforts run to waste
though many tricks I use.


I've tried to post on Internet
in I.M., verse, and prose,
I've tried to run a contest yet,
although they queue in rows
for points not one appoints me pet
and should I dare propose,
they shy off, cry, regret or fret,
communication close.


Why will the girls refuse, Mamma,
why will the girls refuse ?

Debs' spider webs my brushes tar,

however snide I'd ruse.

They sense me coming from afar,

spin s[l]ick silk cunning glues,

peruse their residues as scar

which [t]issues must confuse.


Why will the girls refuse, Mamma,
why will the girls refuse ?
when shy it doesn't get me far,
when bold they blow a fuse !


when no holds barred the siren car
my motives may accuse,
and when I wish on shooting star

they still, they still refuse !

“The golden age is before us, ”

Level 2

Since: Jan 13

not behind us.

#24874 Jan 21, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
<quoted text> Have you been visiting The Three Bears again??
*looks guilty* YES.

“The golden age is before us, ”

Level 2

Since: Jan 13

not behind us.

#24875 Jan 21, 2013
Homunculus Nebula wrote:
Why will the girls refuse,
why will the girls refuse ?
For every time one turns me down
I throw a fit of blues.
how can a guy go gad about
with no-one to amuse,
when each proposal meets with frown –
some clues, your views ?
Why can’t they be content,
when taken out to dine
to Fred’s fine fish and chip bazaar
with water ‘stead of wine,
it went down well with you and pa
before the parking fine,
so if we walk – no need for car –
why will Miss Prissy whine ?
I’m sure I’ve done my best, mamma,
to keep them at my heels,
and yet if ever we’re alone
each wretched creature squeals
should I embrace a funny bone
or wonder what conceals
the iron curtain of a bra
in kevlar none unpeels.
I only weigh five hundred pounds
must wait grow hand in hand
with weight whence maestro singer's sounds
are heard throughout the land ?
And why on Earth must out of bounds
my girth appear ? I'm grand,
although I cannot ride to hounds -
why won't ONE understand ?
I’m only fifty-four, mamma,
I long for one sure fling,-
if plastic painted proper shines
why won’t one wear my ring ?
I’ve duly learned my deaf-dumb signs
so studiously to bring
a new dimension to my lines –
each answers sharply, stings.
I try to psycho-analyse
the promises unkept,
I’ve kept my privates undersize
well hidden though I wept.
I’ve tried ignoring petty lies,
ate humble pies, and yet
I wait for one who ‘yes !’ replies
to sighs none intercept...
If I invite to nightclub bar
there's someone else she'll choose.
Some say I seem far too bizarre
no socks and two left shoes,
tied up with string from old guitar -
it cost too much to lose -
while last semester's hershey bar
their judgement must confuse.
I've tried to spill a pint of scent
signed 'Channel' overseas -
though made in China it is meant
to conjur birds and bees.
I've spent darn almost every cent
yet all I get is tease,
though each and every compliment
is sent upon my knees
Why won’t they foot some bills,
why won’t they foot some bills ?
I put them up on pedestals
they put me down plug swills,
and if I dare suggest I care,
receive a look that kills,
it isn’t fair the fair, mamma,
my gifts repay with ills,
the while, of course, they no holds bar
suggesting codicils.
In lavish clubs they love each rubs
me up wrong way, refills
the ladle full of caviar,
with much to spare as spills,
they eat their fills yet naught fulfills,
then pop pink slimming pills.
I double check when check appears,
groan green about the gills.
Years I’ve collected paper clips,
and clips about the ears
when I suggest that kissing lips
is sporty after beers,
I’m met with tears, can’t come to grips
With undeservèd fears
Confusing each advance as slips
before maid disappears.!
Why will the girls refuse, mamma,
why will the girls refuse ?
Hint of condition mint, have cased
the joint, left heavy clues,
I'll copy paste, give diamonds (paste),
reprint blogs which amuse,
yet all my efforts run to waste
though many tricks I use.
I've tried to post on Internet
in I.M., verse, and prose,
I've tried to run a contest yet,
although they queue in rows
for points not one appoints me pet
and should I dare propose,
they shy off, cry, regret or fret,
communication close.
Why will the girls refuse, Mamma,
why will the girls refuse ?
Debs' spider webs my brushes tar,
however snide I'd ruse.
They sense me coming from afar,
spin s[l]ick silk cunning glues,
peruse their residues as scar
which [t]issues must confuse.
Why will the girls refuse, Mamma,
why will the girls refuse ?
when shy it doesn't get me far,
when bold they blow a fuse !
when no holds barred the siren car
my motives may accuse,
and when I wish on shooting star
they still, they still refuse !
Black? Is that you? I KNOW that poetry!

“The golden age is before us, ”

Level 2

Since: Jan 13

not behind us.

#24876 Jan 21, 2013
Homunculus Nebula wrote:
Why will the girls refuse,
why will the girls refuse ?
For every time one turns me down
I throw a fit of blues.
how can a guy go gad about
with no-one to amuse,
when each proposal meets with frown –
some clues, your views ?
Why can’t they be content,
when taken out to dine
to Fred’s fine fish and chip bazaar
with water ‘stead of wine,
it went down well with you and pa
before the parking fine,
so if we walk – no need for car –
why will Miss Prissy whine ?
I’m sure I’ve done my best, mamma,
to keep them at my heels,
and yet if ever we’re alone
each wretched creature squeals
should I embrace a funny bone
or wonder what conceals
the iron curtain of a bra
in kevlar none unpeels.
I only weigh five hundred pounds
must wait grow hand in hand
with weight whence maestro singer's sounds
are heard throughout the land ?
And why on Earth must out of bounds
my girth appear ? I'm grand,
although I cannot ride to hounds -
why won't ONE understand ?
I’m only fifty-four, mamma,
I long for one sure fling,-
if plastic painted proper shines
why won’t one wear my ring ?
I’ve duly learned my deaf-dumb signs
so studiously to bring
a new dimension to my lines –
each answers sharply, stings.
I try to psycho-analyse
the promises unkept,
I’ve kept my privates undersize
well hidden though I wept.
I’ve tried ignoring petty lies,
ate humble pies, and yet
I wait for one who ‘yes !’ replies
to sighs none intercept...
If I invite to nightclub bar
there's someone else she'll choose.
Some say I seem far too bizarre
no socks and two left shoes,
tied up with string from old guitar -
it cost too much to lose -
while last semester's hershey bar
their judgement must confuse.
I've tried to spill a pint of scent
signed 'Channel' overseas -
though made in China it is meant
to conjur birds and bees.
I've spent darn almost every cent
yet all I get is tease,
though each and every compliment
is sent upon my knees
Why won’t they foot some bills,
why won’t they foot some bills ?
I put them up on pedestals
they put me down plug swills,
and if I dare suggest I care,
receive a look that kills,
it isn’t fair the fair, mamma,
my gifts repay with ills,
the while, of course, they no holds bar
suggesting codicils.
In lavish clubs they love each rubs
me up wrong way, refills
the ladle full of caviar,
with much to spare as spills,
they eat their fills yet naught fulfills,
then pop pink slimming pills.
I double check when check appears,
groan green about the gills.
Years I’ve collected paper clips,
and clips about the ears
when I suggest that kissing lips
is sporty after beers,
I’m met with tears, can’t come to grips
With undeservèd fears
Confusing each advance as slips
before maid disappears.!
Why will the girls refuse, mamma,
why will the girls refuse ?
Hint of condition mint, have cased
the joint, left heavy clues,
I'll copy paste, give diamonds (paste),
reprint blogs which amuse,
yet all my efforts run to waste
though many tricks I use.
I've tried to post on Internet
in I.M., verse, and prose,
I've tried to run a contest yet,
although they queue in rows
for points not one appoints me pet
and should I dare propose,
they shy off, cry, regret or fret,
communication close.
Why will the girls refuse, Mamma,
why will the girls refuse ?
Debs' spider webs my brushes tar,
however snide I'd ruse.
They sense me coming from afar,
spin s[l]ick silk cunning glues,
peruse their residues as scar
which [t]issues must confuse.
Why will the girls refuse, Mamma,
why will the girls refuse ?
when shy it doesn't get me far,
when bold they blow a fuse !
when no holds barred the siren car
my motives may accuse,
and when I wish on shooting star
they still, they still refuse !
Is this Black from Surfers paradise? I KNOW that poetry Black!

“Want A Friend, Be One”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Smiling :o) all the way....

#24877 Jan 21, 2013
Its not who is real to your face,its about who stays real behind your back.!!!

“The golden age is before us, ”

Level 2

Since: Jan 13

not behind us.

#24878 Jan 22, 2013
^ hell yea. So true.

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