Level 2

Since: May 12

Cashel, Ireland

#24694 Jan 6, 2013
ikryptoniter wrote:
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to
pee.
Yes on both accounts!

Level 2

Since: May 12

Cashel, Ireland

#24695 Jan 6, 2013
Princess Hey wrote:
whats the new year hold for you.try and make it the best you have ever had..
Helllo lady Hey:)
Rex The King Of Trolls.

Mayfield, KY

#24696 Jan 6, 2013
Pot

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#24697 Jan 6, 2013
I'm not sure what this year will bring.
I see nothing different happening.
I like my life.
Anonymous

Brisbane, Australia

#24698 Jan 6, 2013
Caught my eye in that dress,
Initially left my mind a mess

Came in closer, snuck a peek,
Looking for a hint, of a freak

First impression? Classy lady,
Yet something still seems shady

Signals off, message wrong?
Nope, not even wearing a thong

Guard down, this one’s easy,
A little drunk, kinda sleazy

Buy a drink, take her home,
Can't wait to get her alone

Brush by, whisper in her ear,
The message is brutally clear

“Sounds like a perfect fit,
My tongue, your clit.”

“M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

And Have A Happy New Year

#24699 Jan 6, 2013
Renegade_22 wrote:
<quoted text>
Helllo lady Hey:)
hello there sweetpea..LOL..hope you are doing good..have a good one my bestests..LY...
Rex The King Of Trolls.

Mayfield, KY

#24701 Jan 6, 2013
Smokin wrote:
[QUOTE who="Rex The King Of Trolls."]Pot"

Kettle!!
Panties
Anonymous

Brisbane, Australia

#24702 Jan 6, 2013
Let me see your essence
Let me wake without the stress of knowing that you will never be there
Let me desire all of you
Let me make you feel
Let me help you be
Let me change what I can
Let me learn from you
Let me cradle our love
Let me direct the pathway for the energy to take our souls
Let me feel us
Let me linger in the subtle memories
Let me love you, all of you,
Let me know the passion will soar
Let us be all we can to each other, with our soul purity.
Rex The King Of Trolls.

Mayfield, KY

#24703 Jan 6, 2013
DeVINE REVISITED wrote:
Let me see your essence
Let me wake without the stress of knowing that you will never be there
Let me desire all of you
Let me make you feel
Let me help you be
Let me change what I can
Let me learn from you
Let me cradle our love
Let me direct the pathway for the energy to take our souls
Let me feel us
Let me linger in the subtle memories
Let me love you, all of you,
Let me know the passion will soar
Let us be all we can to each other, with our soul purity.
Holy Molly ...haven't seen u for a while...good too see your posts play boy.
Anonymous

Brisbane, Australia

#24704 Jan 6, 2013
[QUOTE who="Rex The King Of Trolls."]<quoted text>
Holy Molly ...haven't seen u for a while...good too see your posts play boy.[/QUOTE]

I never left.....but, Who TF are you ?

Thanks 4 the welcome Rex.

“http://www.stude ntshelp.info”

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

http://www.studentshelp.info

#24706 Jan 6, 2013
Good night frendzzz......
Anonymous

Brisbane, Australia

#24708 Jan 6, 2013
Let me tell you another story

let the tone of my voice
deep and soothing
lull you

let my cadence
the weight of my words
the sound of each syllable
paint you an elusive picture
beyond their plain meaning

come, love
look into my eyes
without restraint
that I may have
another avenue
into you

relax your defenses
let down your guard

trust

do not realize
only
submit

as your pulse finds its beat
to my spoken tune
your eyes begin to glaze
lids drooping ever so slightly

the lucid impression of each word
the tones I bring you
become more vivid
than what you see

my nearness to you
is merely a dream
my fingers
unbuttoning your blouse
are only imagination
my caress
is but your own ghostly desire

my voice, my eyes
are all you know

kneel, my love

you only faintly notice
that you have
parted your lips
for me

for me
for
me

with a passing thought
you understand
that I will
possess you

let my taste
my scent
my very essence
fill your senses

savor, my love
that you will always remember
that you will forevermore
be changed

taste the pulse of my heart
that yours
may beat in time

accept
all
of me

hands gently upon your hair
deep quiet affection in my voice

I reveal your absolute willingness
that you did not know
deeper
than you thought possible
to your very soul

your vision cloudy
eyes nearly too heavy to open

know my growing strength
my tensing muscles

I will penetrate
your last reserve

abandon yourself
to my
ownership

swallow me, my love
surrender
swallow

you will not
be free
again.....

~DeVine.
Anonymous

Brisbane, Australia

#24709 Jan 7, 2013
The thickness of desire
flushes out with your smile
Reckless emotions splatters
with fearless motions

To hear your frowns
my heart pounds with hunger
Anxious thirst to nurse your
untamed ambitions

Deep into adventure
and risk your primative actions
Intensify the thrusting force
along the course

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#24710 Jan 7, 2013
Are you a song writer for X-rated songs?

You are one sick puppy.

Now I have to go wash out my eyes.
Anonymous

Brisbane, Australia

#24711 Jan 7, 2013
quilterqueen wrote:
Are you a song writer for X-rated songs?
You are one sick puppy.
Now I have to go wash out my eyes.
QQ, Are you talking to me?

To write about sex isn't sick.... would you rather read about violence ?

Actually you could save yourself all the eye problems if you just didn't read them......ever think of that option ?

Just for the record, and for what it's worth....I never read any of your posts.....I just respond to anyone like you, who only wants to criticize, blame, reprehend, censure, condemn, or denounce me for the simple fact you had ventured to criticize the propriety, to hint at the incongruity, of so close an alliance with art in this form of poetry/prose... when you obviously cannot recognize, or want to appreciate it.

Cordially
Adrian DeVine.

PS:- Me think if there is any "sick puppy" here, it might very well be YOU !
Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#24716 Jan 7, 2013
DeVINE REVISITED wrote:
<quoted text>
QQ, Are you talking to me?
To write about sex isn't sick.... would you rather read about violence ?
Actually you could save yourself all the eye problems if you just didn't read them......ever think of that option ?
Just for the record, and for what it's worth....I never read any of your posts.....I just respond to anyone like you, who only wants to criticize, blame, reprehend, censure, condemn, or denounce me for the simple fact you had ventured to criticize the propriety, to hint at the incongruity, of so close an alliance with art in this form of poetry/prose... when you obviously cannot recognize, or want to appreciate it.
Cordially
Adrian DeVine.
PS:- Me think if there is any "sick puppy" here, it might very well be YOU !
Actually you could save yourself all the eye problems if you just didn't read them......ever think of that option ?

Actually you stop embarrassing yourself and when you write, if you actually write this shit you 'throw up' on Topix...then write about, or in simple words, choose a subject you are more familiar with. Because, one thing is certain, you are at best a half-wit, at best, and don't have a clue about what you write.

Perhaps, Ben Franklin said it best...

"Half-wits talk much, but say little."

“M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

And Have A Happy New Year

#24718 Jan 7, 2013
What a great day the Lord has made lets rejoice and be glad in it..Have a good one friends..LY.

“*Merry Christmas*”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#24720 Jan 7, 2013
1st post on this thread Aug. 12, 2009.
Was she talking about me way-back-when?
ROTFLMAO!!
LISSTENERR wrote:
Hillbillies are'nt as stupid as ya think..
(That just entered my mind..WHat is in your MIND or HEART?)
'
'
dh
After some reviewing of this thread I've decided it's in my best interest never to post on it again.
Kinda makes you stick out like a sore thumb, and 'i' think somof'm
need doctn pretty bad.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#24721 Jan 7, 2013
Does anyone else ever write the word 'Banana' and forget where to stop typing the 'na' part?

Bananana.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#24722 Jan 7, 2013
I don't worry about or pay attention to what seems to fire some up. I get enough drama at work.

I, for one, come here to mess around, post crap, see what's going on and maybe get a laugh or two.

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