“yikes”

Since: Apr 10

school of hard knocks

#24578 Dec 28, 2012
Colorado Chick wrote:
I see this comment frequently on Offbeat..TRUST no one..pretty lame excuse NOT to perhaps make a new friend, give a new employee a chance to prove themselves, and to approach a complete stranger to Share GOD'S LOVE within their heart...IF you don't break some of THE RULES... YOU will be ALL ALONE in the world.. GIVE YOURSELF A GIFT of a NEW FRIEND.
ALL it takes is a SMILE!!
see ya sharing that ole love with pes trish

you faker

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#24580 Dec 28, 2012
I remember years ago when people always left their doors unlocked. There isn't any trust these days.

I usually have to break a window or something.

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#24581 Dec 28, 2012
It does pay to be an evil genius.
Level 8

Since: Mar 12

Gone Fishing

#24582 Dec 28, 2012
I hope everyone has a Happy New Year.....
Level 7

Since: Feb 09

Location hidden

#24583 Dec 28, 2012
KIMberly504 wrote:
I hope everyone has a Happy New Year.....
I second the motion!

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#24584 Dec 28, 2012
I can't believe it. Christmas is a full 12 months away and some idiots around here already have their decorations up.
Bro Otis Winston Huges

Milan, TN

#24585 Dec 28, 2012
they don't make ducks like they used to.
Level 7

Since: Feb 09

Location hidden

#24586 Dec 28, 2012
Hoof Arted wrote:
I can't believe it. Christmas is a full 12 months away and some idiots around here already have their decorations up.
...and some of us Rednecks never take them down! LOL!(Great post btw!)
Level 6

Since: Jan 12

Location hidden

#24587 Dec 28, 2012
Holy cow!! Miss a few days and it's as if the world flip flopped while I was gone!!! LOL

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#24589 Dec 28, 2012
Are you ready for winter? My brother lives in Tahoe and said he has over 6' of the fluffy white stuff. We don't have any now.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#24590 Dec 28, 2012
Nurses in the hospital get really upset when youíre visiting someone and unplug stuff to charge your phone without asking first.
Anonymous

Brisbane, Australia

#24591 Dec 28, 2012
Iggety, oggety, friggety, froggety,
Diggety, doggety, do.
Mackety, mickety, nackety, nickety,
Golly gosh, Kalamazoo.

Arkamelockety, fillakolsprockety,
Vegecolposcopy, goo.
Garmakalakavich, horshackmacktackavich,
Bovine ironical, moo!

Garble intestical, warble nonsestical,
Frollical, jollicle you!
Inconsequentinal, cnidarian tenticle,
Egument, tegument too.

Rebus andronicus, ficus moronicus,
Elikavonicus, boo!
Magus Korestenes, William Divestenes,
Tracheo vakeo, Voo.

***(And now the fonetik version for those who are unsure of the pronunciation)

Iggetii, oggetii, friggetii, froggetii,
Diggetii, doggetii, duu.
Makketii, mikketii, nakketii, nikketii,
Gollii gosh, Kallamazuu.

Arkamelokketii, fillakolsprokketii,
Vegiikolposkopii, guu.
Garmakalakkavich, horshakmaktakkavich,
Bouvain aironnikal, muu!

Garbl intestikl, warbl nonsestikl,
Frollikl, jollikl yuu!
Inconsekwentinl, niderian tentikl,
Eggyument, teggyument tuu.

Riibas andronnikas, faikas moronnikas,
Elliikavonnikas, buu!
Maagas Koresteniiz, Willyam Divesteniiz,
Trakkio vakkio, vuu.

“Sing a song of 6 pence”

Level 7

Since: Jun 12

Pocket full of wry

#24592 Dec 28, 2012
Time to head to the tent. Good night midnight writers, pleasant dreams. :)
Anonymous

Brisbane, Australia

#24594 Dec 28, 2012
"THE STAR-SPANGLED INVADER."

Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light,
What in terror we glimpsed, at the twilight's last gleaming?
Clad in stripes and bright stars, under cover of night:
The bullies of the world in their self-righteous preening.
With their tanks and their shell, and their missiles from hell,
From the sky and the land, where defenceless we fell.
In the ruin of our homes is sown war's bitter seed,
By the stooges of the rich and the armies of greed.

On the shore, dimly seen through the smoke on the land,
Where the foe's haughty host in dread splendour reposes,
Stands a smartly dressed man with a briefcase in hand,
Who takes a fat slice of each contract he closes:
For the weapons of war, and for oil and more.
To commercial power their government's a whore.
In the name of the green-back, all actions are legal,
In the eyes of the man underneath the bald eagle.

Oh, thus be it often when people shall stand,
Between what is theirs and the wants of a tyrant.
Faced with death and defeat, shall the folk of that land
Curse the Power that made the U.S. such a giant.
For to take they will fight, since its they have the might,
And there's none who dare stand to say they have no right.
But they're fools if they think that their banner shall wave,
O'er the tributary land and the home of the slave.

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

New York, NY

#24595 Dec 28, 2012
DerbyDoII wrote:
Who da poor stalker with the judgies?
...probably some poor misguided child on Christmas break who's bored watching it's Mom+Dad doin' the nasty...

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#24597 Dec 29, 2012
One thing Iíve learned about women is that they usually get what they want. Then, as soon as they get it, they no longer want it.

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Location hidden

#24599 Dec 29, 2012
Kathalina wrote:
stacked and proud and Adrian DeVine are hooking up, again!
It's Showtime!
lmao obsessed much??

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Location hidden

#24601 Dec 29, 2012
Fifth Row Center wrote:
<quoted text>
Is it showtime yet, Strawberry Shortcake?
only if you want it to be my little cream filled stuffed donut.....

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#24602 Dec 29, 2012
Stacked and Adrian... WOW!!! HOT OFF THE PRESS...Are THEY AWARE of this??? WHERE THE FREAK were they seem together?? WE WANT GOSSIP...People!!

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#24604 Dec 30, 2012
Sauerkraut pork

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