JUST SAY SOMETHING. Whatever comes to mind!!

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Dec 17, 2012
 
Dust N Bones wrote:
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Hello honey.
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Dec 17, 2012
 
Personalities are me

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Nice personalities are a real asset throughout your life.

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People everywhere are dealing with something bad.We may not say anything at all to you.That doesn't mean we don't think about you or care for one another.((Hugs)) for those who needs one.

Please try to smile and enjoy life as we are not promised another day.

Make a change in the world as you would love to see.

Let it begin with you.

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Why all the sad talk about lonliness? Marilyn Monroe once said “It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.”

Our problem isn't being alone; it's the feeling of lonliness. People can feel totally alone in the middle of a crowd. Are we really alone when we have others who respond to our concerns?

You may well feel lonely, SnP, but judging from the responses you aren't alone or without friends.

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If I had a dollar for every time someone called me stupid this past week, I’d have about $8.50.

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"There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy... her heart." ~ Melanie Griffith

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Dec 17, 2012
 
You have to get your cards and letters in the mail today to be sure they will be delivered.......

by Valentine's Day.
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The Rose, the Lilly, the Dove, the Sun,

monkey saturn, the hydrogen bomb....

love's bliss encompasses a lot of things

big and tangible they fit easy in the mitts

of all-crumbling lovers.

For them its all:-

(a) cuppa cha, cuppa java
(b) ootchy-kootchy
(c) cuddly-snuggly honey-bunny
(d) hi sweetie, hi sugar-plum

Lovers trivialise the elements a tad

stepping like armoured children into their

means of transport.

Sitting in their topsy-turvey choo-choo train

that's come to a standstill, for the second time

this week, because of the silly chappy underneath.

Full of love, he too wanted to crush language

with his hands like them...but in his own way.

He took steps, exploding himself from element to

vast delaying chaos.

Sudden thaw and frost in one.

Human bliss clings to stars and pollen, no

miracle to big or small,

For the determined blind Monkey, is Rose Dove Sun

The true lover admits no difference....

between Lilly and Hydrogen Bomb.

“You Have A Great Day”

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..Smile.I Will Always Love You

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only once in a lifetime do we find that special someone!!!

“Dream A Little Dream,...”

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Wake Up From A Nightmare,...

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Princess Hey wrote:
only once in a lifetime do we find that special someone!!!
I'll agree with that...

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one direction

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

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Dec 17, 2012
 
Princess Hey wrote:
only once in a lifetime do we find that special someone!!!
who is male providing you are female.
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I fish wrote:
<quoted text>
who is male providing you are female.
"You do not have to be good.
You do not have to walk on your knees
for a hundred miles through the desert, repenting.

You only have to let the soft animal of your body
love what it loves.

Tell me about despair, yours, and I will tell you mine.

Meanwhile the world goes on.

Meanwhile the sun and the clear pebbles of the rain
are moving across the landscapes,
over the prairies and the deep trees,
the mountains and the rivers.

Meanwhile the wild geese, high in the clean blue air,
are heading home again.

Whoever you are, no matter how lonely,
the world offers itself to your imagination,
let it call to you like the wild geese, harsh and exciting –
over and over announcing your place
in the family of things.”

“You Have A Great Day”

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how many times do I have to repeat this..I am not a male..I am a female..TY...
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"BEWARE >>>> BODY-GLITTER <<<<"

Body glitter will betray you. Any contact with a woman who is wearing the slightest amount of body glitter will cause copious amounts of this man-hating substance to leap onto every available inch of your skin like you're some kind of fleshy Van de Graaf generator.

If you have decided to cheat on your woman, make sure your partner in infidelity has had no physical contact with glitter for at least three days. If this is for whatever reason unavoidable, you are entering a danger zone.

Your woman will be able to detect transferred glitter on your body with an acuity unparalleled in the natural world, and will be able to resolve glitter concentrations of approximately one particle of glitter per ten square centimeters of skin.

You must ensure that this does not happen.

Washing by itself is insufficient to avoid an undesirable confrontation regarding your activities. This has been the downfall of many an uninitiated adulterer. You must scrub every millimeter of your skin. Glitter can cunningly negate the cleansing effects of water and soap, and will adhere to you like an unusually stubborn limpet.

It is usually preferable to remove at least the outer layer of skin to ensure removal of any embedded glitter shards. Peel yourself like an onion if you have to. If you have napalm, use it. Now burn your clothes.

At this point you may judge yourself free from any signs of your indiscretion and ready to face your woman. You are wrong. Some of the glitter will remain orbiting around your person for a period of not less than thirty-six hours. Avoid contact with your woman during this time.

After this time has elapsed, you may safely enter the presence of your loved one again.

If for some reason your woman can still detect the glitter upon your person, you should follow form and try the following lines:

"I was helping a child make a collage"

"I was shopping for Christmas decorations"

But these will not work.

You have been too careless.

Admit defeat. The game is lost.....fuck it !

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Dec 18, 2012
 
'

Jesus Loves you
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Bixby, OK

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#24456
Dec 18, 2012
 
skipper wrote:
<quoted text>Hah,I know what it is and where it comes from, but I eat it anyways....with onions.
don't eat it
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Bixby, OK

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#24457
Dec 18, 2012
 
skipper wrote:
<quoted text>Hah,I know what it is and where it comes from, but I eat it anyways....with onions.
what do u mean
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