Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#24444 Dec 17, 2012
You have to get your cards and letters in the mail today to be sure they will be delivered.......

by Valentine's Day.
Anonymous

Brisbane, Australia

#24445 Dec 17, 2012
The Rose, the Lilly, the Dove, the Sun,

monkey saturn, the hydrogen bomb....

love's bliss encompasses a lot of things

big and tangible they fit easy in the mitts

of all-crumbling lovers.

For them its all:-

(a) cuppa cha, cuppa java
(b) ootchy-kootchy
(c) cuddly-snuggly honey-bunny
(d) hi sweetie, hi sugar-plum

Lovers trivialise the elements a tad

stepping like armoured children into their

means of transport.

Sitting in their topsy-turvey choo-choo train

that's come to a standstill, for the second time

this week, because of the silly chappy underneath.

Full of love, he too wanted to crush language

with his hands like them...but in his own way.

He took steps, exploding himself from element to

vast delaying chaos.

Sudden thaw and frost in one.

Human bliss clings to stars and pollen, no

miracle to big or small,

For the determined blind Monkey, is Rose Dove Sun

The true lover admits no difference....

between Lilly and Hydrogen Bomb.

“Have A Blessed & Happy”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

<3 Easter <3

#24446 Dec 17, 2012
only once in a lifetime do we find that special someone!!!

“From Dusk To Dawn,...”

Level 8

Since: Mar 12

Chevrolet Crusing U.S.A.

#24447 Dec 17, 2012
Princess Hey wrote:
only once in a lifetime do we find that special someone!!!
I'll agree with that...

“Colleges Search Engine ”

Level 8

Since: Mar 12

www.schoolanduniversity.com

#24448 Dec 17, 2012
one direction

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#24449 Dec 17, 2012
Princess Hey wrote:
only once in a lifetime do we find that special someone!!!
who is male providing you are female.
Anonymous

Brisbane, Australia

#24450 Dec 17, 2012
I fish wrote:
<quoted text>
who is male providing you are female.
"You do not have to be good.
You do not have to walk on your knees
for a hundred miles through the desert, repenting.

You only have to let the soft animal of your body
love what it loves.

Tell me about despair, yours, and I will tell you mine.

Meanwhile the world goes on.

Meanwhile the sun and the clear pebbles of the rain
are moving across the landscapes,
over the prairies and the deep trees,
the mountains and the rivers.

Meanwhile the wild geese, high in the clean blue air,
are heading home again.

Whoever you are, no matter how lonely,
the world offers itself to your imagination,
let it call to you like the wild geese, harsh and exciting
over and over announcing your place
in the family of things.

“Have A Blessed & Happy”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

<3 Easter <3

#24451 Dec 17, 2012
how many times do I have to repeat this..I am not a male..I am a female..TY...
Anonymous

Brisbane, Australia

#24453 Dec 17, 2012
"BEWARE >>>> BODY-GLITTER <<<<"

Body glitter will betray you. Any contact with a woman who is wearing the slightest amount of body glitter will cause copious amounts of this man-hating substance to leap onto every available inch of your skin like you're some kind of fleshy Van de Graaf generator.

If you have decided to cheat on your woman, make sure your partner in infidelity has had no physical contact with glitter for at least three days. If this is for whatever reason unavoidable, you are entering a danger zone.

Your woman will be able to detect transferred glitter on your body with an acuity unparalleled in the natural world, and will be able to resolve glitter concentrations of approximately one particle of glitter per ten square centimeters of skin.

You must ensure that this does not happen.

Washing by itself is insufficient to avoid an undesirable confrontation regarding your activities. This has been the downfall of many an uninitiated adulterer. You must scrub every millimeter of your skin. Glitter can cunningly negate the cleansing effects of water and soap, and will adhere to you like an unusually stubborn limpet.

It is usually preferable to remove at least the outer layer of skin to ensure removal of any embedded glitter shards. Peel yourself like an onion if you have to. If you have napalm, use it. Now burn your clothes.

At this point you may judge yourself free from any signs of your indiscretion and ready to face your woman. You are wrong. Some of the glitter will remain orbiting around your person for a period of not less than thirty-six hours. Avoid contact with your woman during this time.

After this time has elapsed, you may safely enter the presence of your loved one again.

If for some reason your woman can still detect the glitter upon your person, you should follow form and try the following lines:

"I was helping a child make a collage"

"I was shopping for Christmas decorations"

But these will not work.

You have been too careless.

Admit defeat. The game is lost.....fuck it !

Level 5

Since: Nov 12

United States

#24454 Dec 17, 2012
Hey

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#24455 Dec 18, 2012
'

Jesus Loves you
boss hog

Oklahoma City, OK

#24456 Dec 18, 2012
skipper wrote:
<quoted text>Hah,I know what it is and where it comes from, but I eat it anyways....with onions.
don't eat it
boss hog

Oklahoma City, OK

#24457 Dec 18, 2012
skipper wrote:
<quoted text>Hah,I know what it is and where it comes from, but I eat it anyways....with onions.
what do u mean
l

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#24458 Dec 18, 2012
Are you ready for Friday?

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#24460 Dec 18, 2012
And I might as well enquire why, with so evident a design of insulting me, you chose to tell me that you liked me against your better judgment?
-Elizabeth Bennet

or Jane Austen

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#24461 Dec 18, 2012
Princess Hey wrote:
only once in a lifetime do we find that special someone!!!
. Are ya talkin' about THAT ONE SPECIAL delete to your day..
When you see them approaching.. YOUR heart begins to flutter, check yourself out.., big smile , eyes aglow and leaping for JOY..
Yeppet..know THAT feeling..I got the same beau.. The UPS MAN..

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#24462 Dec 18, 2012
Delight.. not delete...FREAKIN' pancake syrup.. STICKY!!!

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#24463 Dec 18, 2012
I suspect it's humiliating to stand in a shopping mall and beg for change. That's why, before I hand over my 50 or whatever, I make the guy do a little dance for me and my buddies. That way, he has earned the money by providing a service and gains a little self-respect.

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#24464 Dec 18, 2012
Always keeping the goal in mind.

“My latest victim”

Since: Jul 10

Location hidden

#24465 Dec 18, 2012
Food and presents.

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