JUST SAY SOMETHING. Whatever comes to mind!!

[Charles Idemi]

Merry Christmas to all.

[I Am Enzo - The Baker]

Dust N Bones wrote:

This one time my cousin Walt got this cat stuck in his azz. True story. He bought it at our local mall so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my family and all. But the next week he did it again. Different cat, same result, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So i run into him a week later at the mall and he's buying ANOTHER cat. I said to him "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck in your azz too, why don't you just knock it off?" And he said to me, "Josh, how the hell else am i supposed to get the gerbil out?"
My cousin was a weird guy.....

Murphy's Original Law:
If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.
Corally:
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Conclusion:
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.

[Your woman no more]

You sent an email asking how I wanted to celebrate my special day. I answered give me some suggestions. You replied send me your phone number because you do not answer the phone.
I realize you do not care to celebrate anything for me. You only want to jack off while looking at my pictures and talking to me on the phone.
Sure it would be a bonus if you could get to see me in person. That would lead to a cheap room where again you could satisfy your desire and use me .
I want more.
And you don't have it to give.
Piss off.

[Hoof Arted]

I hear they're bringing out a new Barbie doll called "Internet Barbie," but it's really just a fat guy doll.

[Hoof Arted]

Fleece on Earth good wool to ewe.

[Hoof Arted]

I read where troops in Afghanistan got a surprise visit from Santa.

I don't know about you guys, but if I were a guy in Afghanistan with a beard and a big bag, I sure wouldn't be sneaking up on armed soldiers.

[Princess Hey]

Hope everyone has a great day today..You woke up to another day so you are already blessed..:O)

[stacked and proud]

Dust N Bones wrote:

This one time my cousin Walt got this cat stuck in his azz. True story. He bought it at our local mall so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my family and all. But the next week he did it again. Different cat, same result, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So i run into him a week later at the mall and he's buying ANOTHER cat. I said to him "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck in your azz too, why don't you just knock it off?" And he said to me, "Josh, how the hell else am i supposed to get the gerbil out?"
My cousin was a weird guy.....

lol......

thanks i needed that....

[QuiteCrazy]

People are so touchy!

[Taffy]

It's 76 degrees today here in Dallas, but Sunday night we drop to 26 degrees. Anyone else have such crazy weather?

[Jack]

I'm glad to be healthy and alive.

[Anonymous]

I have learned...
That trust is a powerful thing
You have no idea what it may bring
It can sting your heart
and tear apart your soul
Or it can warm your heart
and enlighten your soul

I have learned...
That trust is hard to discover
It is buried deep down under
People say it is east to gain trust
I agree with them in a way
For them I have lost all trust
I have decided to go my own way

I have learned...
That trust means to lust
and lust is a must
Sometimes it can be an illusion
but it is something you can not deny
Therefore I have come to this conclusion
Trust everyone, but not the devil inside

[Laura Beth]

I Have Learned

By Asley Marshall

I have learned...
That trust is hard to discover
It is buried deep down under
People say it is east to gain trust
I agree with them in a way
For them i have lost all trust
I have decided to go my own way

I have learned...
That trust means to lust
And lust is a must
Sometimes it can be an illusion
but it is something youbcan not deny
Therefore i have come to this conclusion
Trust everyone, but not the devil inside.
Share!

http://www.poetry.com/poets/90890-Ashley%20Ma...

[Princess Hey]

Trust isnt given its earned!!!

[Anonymous]

Laura Beth wrote:

I Have Learned
By Asley Marshall
I have learned...
That trust is hard to discover
It is buried deep down under
People say it is east to gain trust
I agree with them in a way
For them i have lost all trust
I have decided to go my own way
I have learned...
That trust means to lust
And lust is a must
Sometimes it can be an illusion
but it is something youbcan not deny
Therefore i have come to this conclusion
Trust everyone, but not the devil inside.
Share!
http://www.poetry.com/poets/90890-Ashley%20Ma...

Hey....YOU COPIED THAT from Me !!

I often went in search of love-
but i did not find it.
i went in search of a dream-
but i wake up too soon.
i then went in search of a shining star-
but i couldn't reach it.
i soon begin to search for hope-
but i couldn't swim that fast so it floated away.
i then choose to search for life-
but i found only despair.
i wanted to search for happiness-
but i wouldn't bring myself to hate
so i found only sorrow.
i tried to search for a heart-
but it turned to stone.
i wondered if i should search for my soul-
but i found only emptiness.
i tried to search for the truth-
but i found nothing but lies and hurt.
so finally i decided not to search anymore
and that's when i found everything
i was in search for, in you.

[Anonymous]

Seasons are turning into sketches of gray
Still life reflections shadow everything I say
Three dimensional objects leading the way
Into vanishing points, where I oft times play

~~~~~~~~~~

Images and ideas move across a white page
A dabble in pastels become the latest rage
Sketching the characters on a charcoal stage
Life takes on form from age to age

~~~~~~~~~~

Figures become lovers; pencil an embrace
Circles become life; a father's kind face
Imaginations amid reality, both share a space
Lines taking shape, perspectives interlace

~~~~~~~~~~

Abstract quietude; a long stemmed rose
Silence is erased; the candlelight glows
Butterflies and bunnies; color filled o's
Colored pencil memories; the pen in repose

[Anonymous]

As night descends,
I sit under the light of the moon.
A face circles inside twilight's greeting.
Words whisper as they are swept away
into the silken waterfall of illusion.
A pause in the gap of time
becomes nostalgic dust.

Below, the dark night pond
will immerse every phrase letter
by letter as they fall away into the unknown.
The wind is compassionate
as I drift to the tip of the earth
to observe their meaning.
It whispers of tomorrow's kiss.

Life is not a book but a performance.
Dreams are glamorous realities
filled with gossamer thoughts.
Wishes dance inside our minds
as reality becomes
the braided channel of life
that runs deep inside our veins.
Embrace each moment that you dare to dream.

[Princess Hey]

Time will tell!!!!

[Anonymous]

She entered on a wink
and left with a smile.

Shy with strangers,
she chose him accidentally,
snared by the words,
captured by the kiss,
catapulted to confusion from dismay.

Trying to age gracefully,
content with bowing to the years,
now raging against the bonds
that hold each tightly to their place.

Going forward, no regrets,
no plaintive cries
or promises to fate,
but closing eyes alone at night,
dreaming of his face.

[honeymylove]

Good morning Bones..Thought I would stop by and say hi.Doing real good and hope you are too.(((HUGS))