JUST SAY SOMETHING. Whatever comes to...

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#24243 Dec 6, 2012
What's that kinda flat, circular thing they throw in the Olympics?

Discuss

“Want A Friend, Be One”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Smiling :o) all the way....

#24244 Dec 6, 2012
Its beginning to look alot like Christmas you think??

Since: Nov 12

~~~~~The Gong Show~~~~~

#24245 Dec 6, 2012
My wife and I agree one thing,
we both wish I were dead.

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#24246 Dec 6, 2012
Sherlock? Where have you been? lol

"Watson..people are blind. Literally blinded if not done so by themselves.

The Assasination of John F. Kennedy Watson.

Here..I will allow a post for stellarknight.

The first Masonic Lodge to form in Dallas Texas formed in Daily Plaza where the President was killed.
The President was killed on Stellarknights research by the numbers on 11/22 in 1963

11+22 = "33' which is the highest order of Masonry.
and Dallas sits on the 33rd parallel."

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#24247 Dec 6, 2012
Watson; "Bloody hell!"
Anonymous

The Gap, Australia

#24248 Dec 6, 2012
I believe in you

Bud of my rose

Bewildered amongst the suffocation of thorns

Emancipated through strife Love divine,

I trust in you


Rise and fall through me

My young For our souls are intertwined

Encapsulated within our bond of blood

The fall, From a mother’s arms

The rise into a woman

No less than a conqueror

My one you stand


I am proud of you

Seed of my tree

Fruit of my labor

For you have endured the winter of struggle

And embraced the goodness of the summers splendor


I love you

Dear heart

And so the sun may set over days of mine

But may it rise again faithfully over yours

Day after day

For ever more

“Want A Friend, Be One”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Smiling :o) all the way....

#24249 Dec 6, 2012
Bad things in life open your eyes to the good things you were not paying attention to before.

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#24250 Dec 6, 2012
...the only perfect sight is hindsight...
Murphy's Law
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Since: Nov 10

Melbourne, Australia

#24251 Dec 6, 2012
This one time my cousin Walt got this cat stuck in his azz. True story. He bought it at our local mall so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my family and all. But the next week he did it again. Different cat, same result, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So i run into him a week later at the mall and he's buying ANOTHER cat. I said to him "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck in your azz too, why don't you just knock it off?" And he said to me, "Josh, how the hell else am i supposed to get the gerbil out?"

My cousin was a weird guy.....

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#24252 Dec 6, 2012
Merry Christmas to all.

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#24253 Dec 6, 2012
Dust N Bones wrote:
This one time my cousin Walt got this cat stuck in his azz. True story. He bought it at our local mall so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my family and all. But the next week he did it again. Different cat, same result, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So i run into him a week later at the mall and he's buying ANOTHER cat. I said to him "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck in your azz too, why don't you just knock it off?" And he said to me, "Josh, how the hell else am i supposed to get the gerbil out?"
My cousin was a weird guy.....
Murphy's Original Law:
If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.
Corally:
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Conclusion:
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
Your woman no more

San Diego, CA

#24254 Dec 7, 2012
You sent an email asking how I wanted to celebrate my special day. I answered give me some suggestions. You replied send me your phone number because you do not answer the phone.
I realize you do not care to celebrate anything for me. You only want to jack off while looking at my pictures and talking to me on the phone.
Sure it would be a bonus if you could get to see me in person. That would lead to a cheap room where again you could satisfy your desire and use me .
I want more.
And you don't have it to give.
Piss off.

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#24255 Dec 7, 2012
I hear they're bringing out a new Barbie doll called "Internet Barbie," but it's really just a fat guy doll.

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#24256 Dec 7, 2012
Fleece on Earth good wool to ewe.

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#24257 Dec 7, 2012
I read where troops in Afghanistan got a surprise visit from Santa.

I don't know about you guys, but if I were a guy in Afghanistan with a beard and a big bag, I sure wouldn't be sneaking up on armed soldiers.

“Want A Friend, Be One”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Smiling :o) all the way....

#24258 Dec 7, 2012
Hope everyone has a great day today..You woke up to another day so you are already blessed..:O)

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

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#24259 Dec 7, 2012
Dust N Bones wrote:
This one time my cousin Walt got this cat stuck in his azz. True story. He bought it at our local mall so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my family and all. But the next week he did it again. Different cat, same result, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So i run into him a week later at the mall and he's buying ANOTHER cat. I said to him "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck in your azz too, why don't you just knock it off?" And he said to me, "Josh, how the hell else am i supposed to get the gerbil out?"
My cousin was a weird guy.....
lol......

thanks i needed that....

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Since: Jan 12

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#24260 Dec 7, 2012
People are so touchy!
Taffy

Euless, TX

#24261 Dec 7, 2012
It's 76 degrees today here in Dallas, but Sunday night we drop to 26 degrees. Anyone else have such crazy weather?
Jack

Kutztown, PA

#24263 Dec 7, 2012
I'm glad to be healthy and alive.

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