JUST SAY SOMETHING. Whatever comes to mind!!

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HUMAN BEING Homosapien wrote:
What is tripe?
Animal guts.

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TenderTink wrote:
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Animal guts.
Sort of, it is the stomach of cattle, 1st or 2nd usually, they have 4. Menudo is something I will never eat again, bleh!

The word can also mean nonsense or rubbish :)

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taking one day at a time...:O)

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I need a nap.
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Just bought my wifes Christmas presents,a nice negligee and a vibrator,if she doesn't like the negligee she can go screw herself.
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Fairy wing's
are
Karma's
curse,
for the
crooked-twins-on the left.

O'
the
dark-side
of the womb.

I had a twin Sister.
Until
she ate all of our food.
So I, I ate her.
Instead.

But she got the last laugh.
I got the curse
and
she got a martyrs
v.i.p
pass up to heaven.

Who's the bigger fish now?

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I just got back from the bathroom and I intentionally left the toilet seat up.

Because I can.

Then I put it back down.

Because I'm not stupid.

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After two decades of marriage, my wife's still a real good looker. No matter where I hide money she always finds it.

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The best thing about being married is that you can have sex whenever you want. As long as you're the one with the vagina.

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#24189
Nov 30, 2012
 
Ohh the things I could say about that but will leave it alone...Its good.have sex anytime,any place and anywhere...before it runs out and you cant any more..Just sex it up "Hoof Arted"..you go.:O)..

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Had enough of topix tonight.

Good night to all y'all.

Mad World
http://youtu.be/FRsG--mBxyw

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Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A: Beat it - we're closed.

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Q: What's the definition of macho?
A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy.

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#24193
Nov 30, 2012
 
if it gets any fckin hotter in this room, i'm gonna spontaneously burst into flames

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Hoof Arted wrote:
I just got back from the bathroom and I intentionally left the toilet seat up.
Because I can.
Then I put it back down.
Because I'm not stupid.
Good man; now please teach the rest of your kind to be as smart as you, and then we'll all live happily ever after ;)

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Hoof Arted wrote:
I just got back from the bathroom and I intentionally left the toilet seat up.
Because I can.
Then I put it back down.
Because I'm not stupid.
I have my own bathroom, estrogen free but would die for one with a Lazybowl...
http://www.youtube.com/watch...

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blondegirl214 wrote:
<quoted text> Good man; now please teach the rest of your kind to be as smart as you, and then we'll all live happily ever after ;)
Dont start.....
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let me maintain this serious issue
speaking out of turn
guilty speak first
thinking it's about you
target my speech because you can't comprehend
want to take this crown
shut this voice down
misunderstandings breed harsh judgments
but bring forth a mental reality
can't stand the heat
stay the hell away from the kitchen
stop the sensitive tear dropping bitching
don't get twisted in the maze
lyrically fearful
of the prophetic haze
respecting the ability to speak and express
if it doesn't apply to you
then give it a rest
too much hateration
hateraid
lack of imagination
stealing glory from another
because you may not measure up
deep thoughts
conjure delusions of grandeur
about your character as such
stay back from a flame
liken you to a moth
my rage befitting
lacerate and berate
to your emotions I betroth
give me room.....
ALEGEDLLY

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#24198
Dec 1, 2012
 
I did not even come close on the PowerBall..

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