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Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#24227 Dec 4, 2012
Kay jewelers needs a new jingle. "Every kiss begins with K" is on my last nerve.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#24228 Dec 4, 2012
Sooooo, I DECIDED.... THAT....I'm NOT...GONNA let the CREEP who broke myyyyyy heart....Get tooop meree...Cruz I ENJOY posting on Offbeat...Sooooo here I am...WHO THE FREAK...told The Triplet Terrors...I was baccccck??
devestated

Dahlonega, GA

#24229 Dec 4, 2012
Colorado Chick wrote:
Sooooo, I DECIDED.... THAT....I'm NOT...GONNA let the CREEP who broke myyyyyy heart....Get tooop meree...Cruz I ENJOY posting on Offbeat...Sooooo here I am...WHO THE FREAK...told The Triplet Terrors...I was baccccck??
Blah
Sandy

Kutztown, PA

#24230 Dec 4, 2012
Always Wary wrote:
Kay jewelers needs a new jingle. "Every kiss begins with K" is on my last nerve.
I totally agree with you!! And it seems to linger in my ears for awhile too. I can hear it now just as you mentioned it. LOL

“YOU'RE STEWED BUTTWAD!!!”

Since: Oct 07

the place with Pyramid Head

#24231 Dec 4, 2012
i have to find the switch on the umberbaker

Level 3

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#24232 Dec 4, 2012
oh chit. I got nuttin to say..........oh you betcha I do!

Did you know LOL did you know that Dallas Texas where the killed JFK was home to the first Masonic lodge in Dallas?

YUP.

and did you know it is on the 33rd parallel which 33 degree's a Mason makes?

Yup.

And did you know that Daily Plaza was the home of the first masonic lodge in Dallas?

Yup.

and did you know just to figure.. that JFK was assasinated on 11/22 which when added togeather is 11+22 or '33' the highest order of Mason?

YUP!

Level 3

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#24233 Dec 4, 2012
did you furthermore know (lol) that twice a 33 degree mason makes trouble? for it is '66'

allow me gnomes to offer.

1848 that giant phallic symbol ( penis) called the washington monuments ground breaking begins for construction.

Exactly'66' years later from 1848? All hell breaks loose
WORLD WAR 1
1914

Level 3

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#24234 Dec 4, 2012
now don't be betwitzed by the 66 ya'll

Since: Nov 12

Location hidden

#24235 Dec 5, 2012
OFFBEAT

Who is the dumbest female on Offbeat?

Good one...IF I dare so myself !(6 hrs ago | post #9)


Since: Nov 12

Location hidden

#24236 Dec 5, 2012

“TEXAS ... SECEDE”

Since: Feb 08

REPUBLIC OF TEXAS

#24237 Dec 5, 2012
it sure is a nice day ...
Anonymous

The Gap, Australia

#24238 Dec 5, 2012
The cutting body slicing through the air,

The breeze moves past my ears, and whispers your name to me,

The room is suddenly filled with this pink hue,

The music slows down to a distance tinkle in the background.

There you wereJust standing there.

All the madness just stopped!

Some silly part of me filled with joy,

Some non sense thought took over me,

Some nervous twitch moved my heart.



Your bright eyes take me over every time,

The tone of your warm soft skin,

The pink of your lips launch me into day dreams,

The deep breathe inside me still waits to leave.

My heart is so weak so much damage,

Dreams that never came true,

Love that turned to hate,

Feet that are now used to run.

Nothing makes sense?

How can everything be such a mess,

But yet there is you!

With all that is going on forgive me for practicing caution.

Forgive me for the elusive behaviour,

For the bearing boldness of my nerves,

Forgive me for this mess.

Closer, closer.

The heart draws to you,

Nothing I can do,

Coming home to nothing burns my souls.

I sometimes wonder where you came from?

The moment you gone the space next to me will be felt.

The photographs and memories we share will never be forgotten.

In the end it was worth it all,

In the end it was two souls meeting and falling.
Anonymous

The Gap, Australia

#24239 Dec 6, 2012
Bethlehem, O, Bethlehem,
How oft we've sung of thee:
A winter night, a virgin birth
In David's royal city.

Bethlehem where shone the star,
A light to guide the wise;
Redemption's love eternal,
Sent earthward from on High.

But Bethlehem, O, Bethlehem
Hate now mocks thy name.
Paths that knew the holy child
Bespeak an ancient shame.

Blood flows daily in thy streets;
False martyrs murder peace;
Thy rancor spreads to foreign shores
And vengence will not cease.

Bethlehem, O, Bethlehem
What ill unseemly lies,
Reason sleeps--yet wilt thou reap
His peace from Wintery skies.

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Location hidden

#24240 Dec 6, 2012
It's Ok To Go
© Lori Daoust
You were sick and tired and we all knew,
that God would soon come to take you.
You fought so hard, so very long,
but through the pain, you stayed strong.

We all knew there would come a day,
when God would come to carry you away.
It doesnít make it easier to say goodbye,
and I try so hard not to cry.

I canít help but feel defeated,
or even maybe a little cheated.
But how very selfish would I be,
to hope and pray you could stay with me.

So as you laid there tubes running to and fro,
I had to tell you "It's ok to go".
Say "Hi" to loved ones waiting on the other side.
I know some day; you'll be there when I take that ride.
Level 6

Since: Nov 10

United States

#24241 Dec 6, 2012
1970: Long Hair.
2012: Longing for hair.
1970: Keg.
2012: EKG.
1970: Acid Rock.
2012: Acid Reflux.
1970: Moving to California because it's cool.
2012: Moving to California because it's warm.
1970: Growing pot.
2012: Growing pot belly.
1970: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.
2012: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.
1970: Seeds and stems.
2012: Roughage.
1970: Popping pills, smoking joints. 2012: Popping joints.
1970: Being caught with Hustler magazine.
2012: Being caught with Hustler magazine
1970: Killer weed.
2012: Weed killer.
1970: Getting out to a new, hip joint.
2012: Getting a new hip joint.
1970: Rolling Stones.
2012: Kidney stones.
1970: Being called into the principal's office.
2012: Calling the principal's office. 1970: Screw the system!
2012: The system screws you.
1970: Take acid.
2012: Take antacid.
1970: Passing the driver's test. 2012: Passing the vision test.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#24242 Dec 6, 2012
stacked and proud wrote:
It's Ok To Go
© Lori Daoust
You were sick and tired and we all knew,
that God would soon come to take you.
You fought so hard, so very long,
but through the pain, you stayed strong.
We all knew there would come a day,
when God would come to carry you away.
It doesnít make it easier to say goodbye,
and I try so hard not to cry.
I canít help but feel defeated,
or even maybe a little cheated.
But how very selfish would I be,
to hope and pray you could stay with me.
So as you laid there tubes running to and fro,
I had to tell you "It's ok to go".
Say "Hi" to loved ones waiting on the other side.
I know some day; you'll be there when I take that ride.
That's touching, S&P.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#24243 Dec 6, 2012
What's that kinda flat, circular thing they throw in the Olympics?

Discuss

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Here Today Gone Tomorrow !!!

#24244 Dec 6, 2012
Its beginning to look alot like Christmas you think??

Since: Nov 12

~~~~~The Gong Show~~~~~

#24245 Dec 6, 2012
My wife and I agree one thing,
we both wish I were dead.

Level 4

Since: Dec 11

Location hidden

#24246 Dec 6, 2012
Sherlock? Where have you been? lol

"Watson..people are blind. Literally blinded if not done so by themselves.

The Assasination of John F. Kennedy Watson.

Here..I will allow a post for stellarknight.

The first Masonic Lodge to form in Dallas Texas formed in Daily Plaza where the President was killed.
The President was killed on Stellarknights research by the numbers on 11/22 in 1963

11+22 = "33' which is the highest order of Masonry.
and Dallas sits on the 33rd parallel."

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