Level 9

Since: Feb 12

New York, NY

#24195 Nov 30, 2012
Hoof Arted wrote:
I just got back from the bathroom and I intentionally left the toilet seat up.
Because I can.
Then I put it back down.
Because I'm not stupid.
I have my own bathroom, estrogen free but would die for one with a Lazybowl...

Level 2

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#24196 Nov 30, 2012
blondegirl214 wrote:
<quoted text> Good man; now please teach the rest of your kind to be as smart as you, and then we'll all live happily ever after ;)
Dont start.....
Anonymous

Brisbane, Australia

#24197 Nov 30, 2012
let me maintain this serious issue
speaking out of turn
guilty speak first
thinking it's about you
target my speech because you can't comprehend
want to take this crown
shut this voice down
misunderstandings breed harsh judgments
but bring forth a mental reality
can't stand the heat
stay the hell away from the kitchen
stop the sensitive tear dropping bitching
don't get twisted in the maze
lyrically fearful
of the prophetic haze
respecting the ability to speak and express
if it doesn't apply to you
then give it a rest
too much hateration
hateraid
lack of imagination
stealing glory from another
because you may not measure up
deep thoughts
conjure delusions of grandeur
about your character as such
stay back from a flame
liken you to a moth
my rage befitting
lacerate and berate
to your emotions I betroth
give me room.....
ALEGEDLLY

Carnegie, PA

#24198 Dec 1, 2012
I did not even come close on the PowerBall..

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#24199 Dec 1, 2012
411 users are viewing offbeat forum right now.
Mary

Reading, PA

#24200 Dec 1, 2012
Tired of buying new computers!

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#24201 Dec 1, 2012
I can't stand lopsided Christmas trees....

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#24202 Dec 1, 2012
because they always fall over
Anonymous

Brisbane, Australia

#24203 Dec 1, 2012
when is it time
to say goodbye?

when I am out of love
or just sick of you?

“Gone in 16 seconds”

Level 6

Since: Nov 10

Santa Barbara, CA

#24204 Dec 1, 2012
The coffee table put up a good fight but it was no match with a Sledge hammer...

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#24205 Dec 2, 2012
My goodness, it has been a beautiful day today.
The weather has been perfect, and everyone in my world happy and in a good mood.
Wanted to share some joy with y'all is all.
Wishing the same for everyone.
<3's -n-:-)'s

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#24206 Dec 2, 2012
Knight DeVine wrote:
when is it time
to say goodbye?
when I am out of love
or just sick of you?
. Ooooh, Adrian....do the PRO and CON list...works EVERY time. ONE,S happiness MUST come first, BEFORE you can make another HAPPY. No one in THIS world HAS the right to make YOU sad. Take control of YOUR Life....YOU HAVE THE POWER!!!!

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#24207 Dec 2, 2012
I agree EP_Tink. Today was beautiful.
Anonymous

Brisbane, Australia

#24208 Dec 2, 2012
Colorado Chick wrote:
<quoted text>. Ooooh, Adrian....do the PRO and CON list...works EVERY time. ONE,S happiness MUST come first, BEFORE you can make another HAPPY. No one in THIS world HAS the right to make YOU sad. Take control of YOUR Life....YOU HAVE THE POWER!!!!
(It's going to be too hard
to give you a complete goodbye.
So here is a way to remember me
and how much I care.=)

"Simply Blind"
A boy, so much potential to
Do anything he wanted.
Denial, lies, turning away
He shrugs off all hope.
Love, to his eyes, isn't as real
As the crimson on his wrist.
Intelligent, strong, handsome
He is but he cannot see.
Artistic, humorous and kind
He is yet he denies.
Anger and hatred flood
His damned heart.
Unwilling to let anyone in,
His wall of blades unweilding.
Beautifully dark and caring,
This man is simply blind.

Don't forget how much I care.
You're my best frind.

Love you.
Anonymous

Brisbane, Australia

#24209 Dec 2, 2012
So where are those days
we used to spend in that café
flicking cigarettes onto the street

I got through those days
in my own destructive way
not seeing what was falling apart in front of me

These days are with those mistakes
Four years just washed away
Like teardrops in the rain

And throughout the years
we've filled a sea of fears
an ocean that ran so deep

You sat and watched a friend
become a stranger and in the end
neither of us could rely on me

It's clear now and I can see
all that's left is memories
and even they fade like teardrops in the rain

Since: Feb 10

Location hidden

#24210 Dec 2, 2012
we are in one heap of bad times....
this video The Destruction of American brought to you by JP Morgan Chase
is how bad it is.
Anonymous

Brisbane, Australia

#24211 Dec 2, 2012
One of my worthless minute-sketches.

I feel empty beyond words, as I always do.

I feel a poem budding up though.

I don't want it to be a mere few words that I put together to sound pretty or eloquent; any person well-versed in English(or any other language for that matter) can do that.

A true writer always puts himself in his works, one way or another, by choice or subconsciously.

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

New York, NY

#24212 Dec 2, 2012
StellarKnight wrote:
we are in one heap of bad times....
this video The Destruction of American brought to you by JP Morgan Chase
is how bad it is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =jBIT_LmnscsXX
Glad to see the crooks at jp morgan chase spending some of their 12billion govt bailout money "wisely"...

Since: Nov 10

Location hidden

#24213 Dec 2, 2012
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
<quoted text>
I have my own bathroom, estrogen free but would die for one with a Lazybowl...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =fnguL3DwPaMXX
One of our cats taught us a lesson...she would dive bomb items into the toilet...so we just put the seat and the lid down...it's cheaper than a plumber...:)

“Standin' In A”

Level 8

Since: May 11

Shaft Of Light

#24214 Dec 2, 2012
StellarKnight wrote:
we are in one heap of bad times....
this video The Destruction of American brought to you by JP Morgan Chase
is how bad it is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =jBIT_LmnscsXX
Thanks for the link.
Forty some thousand have viewed it since Nov 30th, there is some hope.

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