“Gone in 16 seconds”

Level 6

Since: Nov 10

Santa Barbara, CA

#24174 Nov 29, 2012
You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.

Happy 13th Makayla
Love from Pa.. x

“Gone in 16 seconds”

Level 6

Since: Nov 10

Santa Barbara, CA

#24175 Nov 29, 2012
Good Mornin' boys n dolls.

“Gone in 16 seconds”

Level 6

Since: Nov 10

Santa Barbara, CA

#24176 Nov 29, 2012
Hi Ho Hi Ho Off to work i go---->-->

Level 6

Since: Jan 12

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#24177 Nov 29, 2012
buh bye buh bye...

Level 3

Since: Oct 12

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#24178 Nov 30, 2012
What is tripe?

Level 6

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#24179 Nov 30, 2012
HUMAN BEING Homosapien wrote:
What is tripe?
Animal guts.

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#24180 Nov 30, 2012
TenderTink wrote:
<quoted text>
Animal guts.
Sort of, it is the stomach of cattle, 1st or 2nd usually, they have 4. Menudo is something I will never eat again, bleh!

The word can also mean nonsense or rubbish :)

“Happy "2015" New Year ”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Be Careful and Safe

#24181 Nov 30, 2012
taking one day at a time...:O)

Since: Nov 12

~~~~~The Gong Show~~~~~

#24182 Nov 30, 2012
PTUP

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#24183 Nov 30, 2012
I need a nap.
Krypteia

Hove, UK

#24184 Nov 30, 2012
Just bought my wifes Christmas presents,a nice negligee and a vibrator,if she doesn't like the negligee she can go screw herself.
Anonymous

Brisbane, Australia

#24185 Nov 30, 2012
Fairy wing's
are
Karma's
curse,
for the
crooked-twins-on the left.

O'
the
dark-side
of the womb.

I had a twin Sister.
Until
she ate all of our food.
So I, I ate her.
Instead.

But she got the last laugh.
I got the curse
and
she got a martyrs
v.i.p
pass up to heaven.

Who's the bigger fish now?

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#24186 Nov 30, 2012
I just got back from the bathroom and I intentionally left the toilet seat up.

Because I can.

Then I put it back down.

Because I'm not stupid.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#24187 Nov 30, 2012
After two decades of marriage, my wife's still a real good looker. No matter where I hide money she always finds it.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#24188 Nov 30, 2012
The best thing about being married is that you can have sex whenever you want. As long as you're the one with the vagina.

“Happy "2015" New Year ”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Be Careful and Safe

#24189 Nov 30, 2012
Ohh the things I could say about that but will leave it alone...Its good.have sex anytime,any place and anywhere...before it runs out and you cant any more..Just sex it up "Hoof Arted"..you go.:O)..

Level 6

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#24190 Nov 30, 2012
Had enough of topix tonight.

Good night to all y'all.

Mad World
http://youtu.be/FRsG--mBxyw

“Gone in 16 seconds”

Level 6

Since: Nov 10

Santa Barbara, CA

#24191 Nov 30, 2012
Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A: Beat it - we're closed.

“Gone in 16 seconds”

Level 6

Since: Nov 10

Santa Barbara, CA

#24192 Nov 30, 2012
Q: What's the definition of macho?
A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy.

“lifes a bytch”

Level 7

Since: Jul 10

and then you die

#24193 Nov 30, 2012
if it gets any fckin hotter in this room, i'm gonna spontaneously burst into flames

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