JUST SAY SOMETHING. Whatever comes to...

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

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#24183 Nov 30, 2012
I need a nap.
Krypteia

Lewes, UK

#24184 Nov 30, 2012
Just bought my wifes Christmas presents,a nice negligee and a vibrator,if she doesn't like the negligee she can go screw herself.
Anonymous

The Gap, Australia

#24185 Nov 30, 2012
Fairy wing's
are
Karma's
curse,
for the
crooked-twins-on the left.

O'
the
dark-side
of the womb.

I had a twin Sister.
Until
she ate all of our food.
So I, I ate her.
Instead.

But she got the last laugh.
I got the curse
and
she got a martyrs
v.i.p
pass up to heaven.

Who's the bigger fish now?

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#24186 Nov 30, 2012
I just got back from the bathroom and I intentionally left the toilet seat up.

Because I can.

Then I put it back down.

Because I'm not stupid.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#24187 Nov 30, 2012
After two decades of marriage, my wife's still a real good looker. No matter where I hide money she always finds it.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#24188 Nov 30, 2012
The best thing about being married is that you can have sex whenever you want. As long as you're the one with the vagina.

“Want A Friend, Be One”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Smiling :o) all the way....

#24189 Nov 30, 2012
Ohh the things I could say about that but will leave it alone...Its good.have sex anytime,any place and anywhere...before it runs out and you cant any more..Just sex it up "Hoof Arted"..you go.:O)..
Level 6

Since: Jan 10

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#24190 Nov 30, 2012
Had enough of topix tonight.

Good night to all y'all.

Mad World
http://youtu.be/FRsG--mBxyw
Level 6

Since: Nov 10

United States

#24191 Nov 30, 2012
Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A: Beat it - we're closed.
Level 6

Since: Nov 10

United States

#24192 Nov 30, 2012
Q: What's the definition of macho?
A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy.

“lifes a bytch”

Level 7

Since: Jul 10

and then you die

#24193 Nov 30, 2012
if it gets any fckin hotter in this room, i'm gonna spontaneously burst into flames

“lifes a bytch”

Level 7

Since: Jul 10

and then you die

#24194 Nov 30, 2012
Hoof Arted wrote:
I just got back from the bathroom and I intentionally left the toilet seat up.
Because I can.
Then I put it back down.
Because I'm not stupid.
Good man; now please teach the rest of your kind to be as smart as you, and then we'll all live happily ever after ;)

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#24195 Nov 30, 2012
Hoof Arted wrote:
I just got back from the bathroom and I intentionally left the toilet seat up.
Because I can.
Then I put it back down.
Because I'm not stupid.
I have my own bathroom, estrogen free but would die for one with a Lazybowl...

Level 2

Since: May 12

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#24196 Nov 30, 2012
blondegirl214 wrote:
<quoted text> Good man; now please teach the rest of your kind to be as smart as you, and then we'll all live happily ever after ;)
Dont start.....
Anonymous

The Gap, Australia

#24197 Nov 30, 2012
let me maintain this serious issue
speaking out of turn
guilty speak first
thinking it's about you
target my speech because you can't comprehend
want to take this crown
shut this voice down
misunderstandings breed harsh judgments
but bring forth a mental reality
can't stand the heat
stay the hell away from the kitchen
stop the sensitive tear dropping bitching
don't get twisted in the maze
lyrically fearful
of the prophetic haze
respecting the ability to speak and express
if it doesn't apply to you
then give it a rest
too much hateration
hateraid
lack of imagination
stealing glory from another
because you may not measure up
deep thoughts
conjure delusions of grandeur
about your character as such
stay back from a flame
liken you to a moth
my rage befitting
lacerate and berate
to your emotions I betroth
give me room.....
ALEGEDLLY

Carnegie, PA

#24198 Dec 1, 2012
I did not even come close on the PowerBall..

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

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#24199 Dec 1, 2012
411 users are viewing offbeat forum right now.
Mary

Kutztown, PA

#24200 Dec 1, 2012
Tired of buying new computers!

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#24201 Dec 1, 2012
I can't stand lopsided Christmas trees....

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#24202 Dec 1, 2012
because they always fall over

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