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“Gone in 16 seconds”

Level 6

Since: Nov 10

Santa Barbara, CA

#24125 Nov 26, 2012
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MYTH: A female moth.
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#24126 Nov 26, 2012
I think they should move Christmas to the middle of January because the stores aren't so crowded and everything is on sale.

Since: Aug 09

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#24127 Nov 26, 2012
Hoof arted wrote :

I think they should move Christmas to the middle of January because the stores aren't so crowded and everything is on sale.

Argh ! I hate shopping . Probably will do the cyber shopping thing ...

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#24128 Nov 26, 2012
Dust N Bones wrote:
<quoted text>Hi HML (:
Wishing you a pleasant day.
Hey Bones.I did have a pleasant day.Your wish came true for me.Thanks (~:

Since: Nov 12

~~~~~The Gong Show~~~~~

#24129 Nov 26, 2012
Poopy Diapers

“Cluck Cluck”

Level 1

Since: Oct 12

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#24130 Nov 26, 2012
Hello world!

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

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#24131 Nov 26, 2012
How did I miss "Mirror Mirror"?

Level 4

Since: Dec 11

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#24132 Nov 26, 2012
George H. Bush's step brother

the Illuminati Bloodline

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicholas_F._Brad...

Level 4

Since: Dec 11

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#24133 Nov 26, 2012
Did you know? Barbara Bush is the daughter of Alester Crowley?

uh huh

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

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#24134 Nov 26, 2012
To poor poetry:

He typed a quick story
described his definition of love
denied responsibility

there's no evidence left
of a service for which I'll reward
I toss my cares with a heft

but there's one thing
put away the thought of destruction
listen to me sing

you want nothing more
than to love another soul and you
get to be the whore

How lucky you must feel
that you're capable of giving
I might reward with a meal

Why is your face so unlively?
I had shopped so long to find you dumb
to me everyone is unwively...
Laurie

Roanoke, VA

#24135 Nov 26, 2012
warm fireplace

Level 2

Since: Nov 12

New York City

#24136 Nov 26, 2012
one more post for 20 more points ;)

“Gone in 16 seconds”

Level 6

Since: Nov 10

Santa Barbara, CA

#24138 Nov 27, 2012
I hope I'm
the last guy
on earth -- I
wanna see if
all those
women were lying
to me.

“Gone in 16 seconds”

Level 6

Since: Nov 10

Santa Barbara, CA

#24139 Nov 27, 2012
I love working in Santa Barbara!!! So f**king 'posh'

“Gone in 16 seconds”

Level 6

Since: Nov 10

Santa Barbara, CA

#24140 Nov 27, 2012
Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.
Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.
Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.
Walk for at least one hour a day, go for a swim, take the stairs instead
of the elevator, etc.
Wash your hands often. If you can't wash them, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.
Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible.
Get plenty of rest.
Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can. OR .... You can take the doctor's office approach. Think about it, when
you go for a shot, what do they do first? Clean your arm with alcohol. Why?
Because alcohol kills germs. So...... I walk to the liquor store (exercise), I put lime in my Corona (fruit),
celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies), drink on the bar patio (fresh air), get
drunk, tell jokes, and laugh (eliminate stress) and then pass out (rest).
The way I see it, if you keep your alcohol levels up, flu germs can't get you!
keep Dreaming

Buffalo, NY

#24141 Nov 27, 2012
Winner
dognes

Pittsburgh, PA

#24142 Nov 27, 2012
youtube.com/watch... …Going to Snow Today

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#24143 Nov 27, 2012
Dust N Bones wrote:
Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.
Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.
Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.
Walk for at least one hour a day, go for a swim, take the stairs instead
of the elevator, etc.
Wash your hands often. If you can't wash them, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.
Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible.
Get plenty of rest.
Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can. OR .... You can take the doctor's office approach. Think about it, when
you go for a shot, what do they do first? Clean your arm with alcohol. Why?
Because alcohol kills germs. So...... I walk to the liquor store (exercise), I put lime in my Corona (fruit),
celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies), drink on the bar patio (fresh air), get
drunk, tell jokes, and laugh (eliminate stress) and then pass out (rest).
The way I see it, if you keep your alcohol levels up, flu germs can't get you!
Good Morning Bones.Some good advice here along with some fun.No wonder I like you so much.(~:

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#24144 Nov 27, 2012
I'm a sronger and wiser woman than I once was.
Level 6

Since: Jan 12

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#24145 Nov 27, 2012
sands going

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