“Gone in 16 seconds”

Level 6

Since: Nov 10

Santa Barbara, CA

#24111 Nov 25, 2012
Driving to Santa Barbara soon... Amature Film comp today.

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

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#24112 Nov 25, 2012
Dust N Bones wrote:
If you had bought $1000 worth of Budweiser one year ago, drank all the beer, and traded in the cans at a
redemption center for the nickel deposit, you would have $107. Given the current conditions of the economy, my advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.
Notice That was'nt written on the 'good advise' thread.

“Have A Blessed & Happy”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

<3 Easter <3

#24113 Nov 25, 2012
Good day friends..hope your day is awesome..LY:O)

Since: Nov 12

~~~~~The Gong Show~~~~~

#24114 Nov 25, 2012
My gums are pink!

“Have A Blessed & Happy”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

<3 Easter <3

#24115 Nov 25, 2012
thats good TUC as long as they stay that way!!!!!!

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#24116 Nov 25, 2012
The Unknown Comic wrote:
My gums are pink!
O.M.G. So are James Bonds'...
If the unkown Comic's gums are Pink
and James Bond's gums are pink
James Bond is the unknown comic...

Since: Nov 12

~~~~~The Gong Show~~~~~

#24117 Nov 25, 2012
I fish wrote:
<quoted text>
O.M.G. So are James Bonds'...
If the unkown Comic's gums are Pink
and James Bond's gums are pink
James Bond is the unknown comic...
Saw this female and stuck my Goldfinger into her Octopussy. Well, it looked infected (I have a Golden Eye you know) so I went to Dr. No. I said my finger is For Your Eyes Only Doc. That Doc has a License to Kill and believes in Live or Let Die. He had A View To Kill and I just beat The Living Daylights out of him! I said You Only Live Twice so I will live to Die Another Day because Tomorrow Never Dies.
So, From Russia With Love cause I met The Spy Who Loved Me. I gave her a big ring, because as they say, Diamonds Are Forever. I got a job On Her Majesty's Secret Service working undercover at the Casino Royale. If you visit me you know me because I'll be The Man with the Golden Gun.

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#24118 Nov 25, 2012
Dust N Bones wrote:
Goodmorning
HML
stacked
PES
hoof
Hello Bones.Hope you enjoyed your day.

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

New York, NY

#24119 Nov 25, 2012
Hoof Arted wrote:
Little known fact: if you go to KFC and ask for a "Heather Mills" you'll get two breasts and a leg.
...ask for the Hillary "Basket" and you'll get 2 fat thighs and a wing...
Anonymous

Brisbane, Australia

#24120 Nov 25, 2012
Marked by clouds
Concealing stars
And all the lovely tattered dreams we shared
In a daze of altered states including love
Fermented by hope and pain
I held your youth in my hand
Your eyes revealed the depths of your beauty
Which cannot be betrayed
My body against yours
Your full womanhood against me
The private things we shared that only we know
A love for us alone
No one else existed in the room
You are my daughter
And my wife
My sister
And my lover
Forever in my heart
Cutting my soul out with a knife
A smile of relentless seduction on your face
Addicted to you for a lifetime
It could not be any other way
And I see your beating heart in the setting sun
Your beautiful dress fluttering in the breeze
My heroine for all to see
I know you have faith in me
Protectively watching me
My queen on high
You belong to the world
Anonymous

Brisbane, Australia

#24121 Nov 25, 2012
The winds of time
Changing forever what we will know
To be true
In our hearts

Cataclysm of humanity
Stretching the earth
And existence
To fit our perceptions

The dark clouds
Dictate our perceptions
We are ruled by our fears
Pushing us onward

We strangle ourselves
Make martyrs of our kin
In the struggle to survive
To postpone death

Searching for magic
For the carnival con
Seeking security
At any price

Afraid of the work
That needs to be done
Afraid of the effort
Required to change

Level 2

Since: Nov 12

Location hidden

#24122 Nov 25, 2012
Ask for Bill and you will get the bone!

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#24123 Nov 26, 2012
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
<quoted text>
...ask for the Hillary "Basket" and you'll get 2 fat thighs and a wing...
The left wing?

“Gone in 16 seconds”

Level 6

Since: Nov 10

Santa Barbara, CA

#24124 Nov 26, 2012
honeymylove wrote:
<quoted text>Hello Bones.Hope you enjoyed your day.
Hi HML (:
Wishing you a pleasant day.

“Gone in 16 seconds”

Level 6

Since: Nov 10

Santa Barbara, CA

#24125 Nov 26, 2012
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MYTH: A female moth.
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#24126 Nov 26, 2012
I think they should move Christmas to the middle of January because the stores aren't so crowded and everything is on sale.

Since: Aug 09

Location hidden

#24127 Nov 26, 2012
Hoof arted wrote :

I think they should move Christmas to the middle of January because the stores aren't so crowded and everything is on sale.

Argh ! I hate shopping . Probably will do the cyber shopping thing ...

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#24128 Nov 26, 2012
Dust N Bones wrote:
<quoted text>Hi HML (:
Wishing you a pleasant day.
Hey Bones.I did have a pleasant day.Your wish came true for me.Thanks (~:

Since: Nov 12

~~~~~The Gong Show~~~~~

#24129 Nov 26, 2012
Poopy Diapers

“Cluck Cluck”

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Since: Oct 12

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#24130 Nov 26, 2012
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