JUST SAY SOMETHING. Whatever comes to...

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

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#24119 Nov 25, 2012
Hoof Arted wrote:
Little known fact: if you go to KFC and ask for a "Heather Mills" you'll get two breasts and a leg.
...ask for the Hillary "Basket" and you'll get 2 fat thighs and a wing...
Anonymous

The Gap, Australia

#24120 Nov 25, 2012
Marked by clouds
Concealing stars
And all the lovely tattered dreams we shared
In a daze of altered states including love
Fermented by hope and pain
I held your youth in my hand
Your eyes revealed the depths of your beauty
Which cannot be betrayed
My body against yours
Your full womanhood against me
The private things we shared that only we know
A love for us alone
No one else existed in the room
You are my daughter
And my wife
My sister
And my lover
Forever in my heart
Cutting my soul out with a knife
A smile of relentless seduction on your face
Addicted to you for a lifetime
It could not be any other way
And I see your beating heart in the setting sun
Your beautiful dress fluttering in the breeze
My heroine for all to see
I know you have faith in me
Protectively watching me
My queen on high
You belong to the world
Anonymous

The Gap, Australia

#24121 Nov 25, 2012
The winds of time
Changing forever what we will know
To be true
In our hearts

Cataclysm of humanity
Stretching the earth
And existence
To fit our perceptions

The dark clouds
Dictate our perceptions
We are ruled by our fears
Pushing us onward

We strangle ourselves
Make martyrs of our kin
In the struggle to survive
To postpone death

Searching for magic
For the carnival con
Seeking security
At any price

Afraid of the work
That needs to be done
Afraid of the effort
Required to change

Level 2

Since: Nov 12

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#24122 Nov 25, 2012
Ask for Bill and you will get the bone!

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#24123 Nov 26, 2012
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
<quoted text>
...ask for the Hillary "Basket" and you'll get 2 fat thighs and a wing...
The left wing?
Level 6

Since: Nov 10

Melbourne, Australia

#24124 Nov 26, 2012
honeymylove wrote:
<quoted text>Hello Bones.Hope you enjoyed your day.
Hi HML (:
Wishing you a pleasant day.
Level 6

Since: Nov 10

Melbourne, Australia

#24125 Nov 26, 2012
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MYTH: A female moth.
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#24126 Nov 26, 2012
I think they should move Christmas to the middle of January because the stores aren't so crowded and everything is on sale.

Laura Beth

Since: Aug 09

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#24127 Nov 26, 2012
Hoof arted wrote :

I think they should move Christmas to the middle of January because the stores aren't so crowded and everything is on sale.

Argh ! I hate shopping . Probably will do the cyber shopping thing ...

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#24128 Nov 26, 2012
Dust N Bones wrote:
<quoted text>Hi HML (:
Wishing you a pleasant day.
Hey Bones.I did have a pleasant day.Your wish came true for me.Thanks (~:

Since: Nov 12

~~~~~The Gong Show~~~~~

#24129 Nov 26, 2012
Poopy Diapers

“Cluck Cluck”

Level 1

Since: Oct 12

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#24130 Nov 26, 2012
Hello world!

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

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#24131 Nov 26, 2012
How did I miss "Mirror Mirror"?

Level 4

Since: Dec 11

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#24132 Nov 26, 2012
George H. Bush's step brother

the Illuminati Bloodline

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicholas_F._Brad...

Level 4

Since: Dec 11

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#24133 Nov 26, 2012
Did you know? Barbara Bush is the daughter of Alester Crowley?

uh huh

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#24134 Nov 26, 2012
To poor poetry:

He typed a quick story
described his definition of love
denied responsibility

there's no evidence left
of a service for which I'll reward
I toss my cares with a heft

but there's one thing
put away the thought of destruction
listen to me sing

you want nothing more
than to love another soul and you
get to be the whore

How lucky you must feel
that you're capable of giving
I might reward with a meal

Why is your face so unlively?
I had shopped so long to find you dumb
to me everyone is unwively...
Laurie

Roanoke, VA

#24135 Nov 26, 2012
warm fireplace

Level 2

Since: Nov 12

New York City

#24136 Nov 26, 2012
one more post for 20 more points ;)
Level 6

Since: Nov 10

United States

#24138 Nov 27, 2012
I hope I'm
the last guy
on earth -- I
wanna see if
all those
women were lying
to me.
Level 6

Since: Nov 10

United States

#24139 Nov 27, 2012
I love working in Santa Barbara!!! So f**king 'posh'

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