Lonely1

Blacksburg, VA

#24069 Nov 21, 2012
Take one for me...or better yet,can I join you?

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Location hidden

#24070 Nov 21, 2012
i hate the winter....... and what is it with guys who blow their noses in public and then begin to inspect their tissues....... uuuuuuugggggggg!!!

“Just a lil' humor there.....”

Since: Sep 12

OR NOT .... <[;-)

#24071 Nov 21, 2012
President Obama is now pardoning the Thanksgiving Turkey. He was laughing to start and now he is speaking about being thankful and remembering those that are struggling to know what to be thankful for.

“Just a lil' humor there.....”

Since: Sep 12

OR NOT .... <[;-)

#24072 Nov 21, 2012
stacked and proud wrote:
i hate the winter....... and what is it with guys who blow their noses in public and then begin to inspect their tissues....... uuuuuuugggggggg!!!
Uggggg - I just had a vision of something worse than winter and them looking at their buuuuugers in their hanky.

EEEEhhhhyUK.

It's bad enough to watch what a child does with it, but an adult -- nearly makes me want to puke.

Yuk, that was gross.

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#24073 Nov 21, 2012
SOBRIQUET DeVINE wrote:
<quoted text>
A very interesting choice of a word......quite rude in fact.
Lowd ?(No definitions found)
April, do you mean ......an Alabama Blowdart, an Arizona Blowdryer, a Bancock Blowdryer, a Birdseye Lowdown, or a Lowdando Lowdon ??
All of these (above) are So Slang "lowd" as to circumscribe and to delineate.......
What I meant was in context so as to spell 'loud' wrong...since someone else spelled laugh 'laff'.

Why are you so odd Randall?
Anonymous

Brisbane, Australia

#24074 Nov 21, 2012
I fish wrote:
<quoted text>
What I meant was in context so as to spell 'loud' wrong...since someone else spelled laugh 'laff'.
Why are you so odd Randall?
Who told you my maiden name, Bella ?
Anonymous

Brisbane, Australia

#24075 Nov 22, 2012
I fish wrote:
<quoted text>
What I meant was in context so as to spell 'loud' wrong...since someone else spelled laugh 'laff'.
Why are you so odd Randall?
Miss Randall to you ichthudion !

You always follow the leader do you, opsarion ?

^^^^^^^^^^

Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.

Iím not cute or built to suit a fashion modelís size

But when I start to tell them,

They think Iím telling lies.

I say,

Itís in the reach of my arms

The span of my hips,

The stride of my step,

The curl of my lips.

Iím a woman

Phenomenally.

Phenomenal woman,

Thatís me.

I walk into a room

Just as cool as you please,

And to a man,

The fellows stand or

Fall down on their knees.

Then they swarm around me,

A hive of honey bees.

I say,

Itís the fire in my eyes,

And the flash of my teeth,

The swing in my waist,

And the joy in my feet.

Iím a woman

Phenomenally.

Phenomenal woman,

Thatís me.

Men themselves have wondered

What they see in me.

They try so much

But they canít touch

My inner mystery.

When I try to show them

They say they still canít see.

I say,

Itís in the arch of my back,

The sun of my smile,

The ride of my breasts,

The grace of my style.

Iím a woman

Phenomenally.

Phenomenal woman,

Thatís me.

Now you understand

Just why my headís not bowed.

I donít shout or jump about

Or have to talk real loud.

When you see me passing

It ought to make you proud.

I say,

Itís in the click of my heels,

The bend of my hair,

the palm of my hand,

The need of my care,

ĎCause Iím a woman

Phenomenally.

Phenomenal woman,

Thatís me.

“Just a lil' humor there.....”

Since: Sep 12

OR NOT .... <[;-)

#24076 Nov 22, 2012
Very curious the differing participants in any given performance at any particular time and place.
Hmmmm - Verrrrrry Innnnnterrrresting, indeed.

I think those turkeys names are Cobbles and Gobbles.
Saved from the dinner table today.

“ Happy New Year”

Level 9

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#24077 Nov 22, 2012
Wishing everyone a Happy and Safe Thanksgiving...
:o)
Hoosier Hillbilly

Brownstown, IN

#24078 Nov 22, 2012
Where's 'my' "Q" buddies?
QQ - QC -

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#24079 Nov 22, 2012
I didn't know Rod Stewart had such a big ego until I leafed through his new autobiography. All he did was talk about himself.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#24080 Nov 22, 2012
Q. What has a bottom at the top?

A. A leg
Anonymous

Brisbane, Australia

#24081 Nov 22, 2012
We were in love once. I think.

Exaggerated infatuation. Perhaps.

This writer of love-making on paper, sex slave of life, student of the world, traveler of my thoughts.

Subject of my dreams. She did not know I existed.

Or that her writings and my heart were having secret adulterous meetings.

But I was fully aware......Oh yes !

An unspoken bond we shared for years...

She wrote, I read.

She spoke, I listened.

I yearned, she supplied.

The power structure was obvious as she was oblivious.

I was her marionette.

A slave to an unsuspecting mistresss
who knew not of her gifts.

I crept out of the shadows of solitude.

Allowed her to intrude on my consciousness.

Allowed her to probe the sins of my mind
and heart I had hoped to file away
in anticipation of absolution
at some unspecified date.

Now my vulnerability has became her jester.

Since: Aug 09

Location hidden

#24082 Nov 22, 2012
Man I hate ppl that are late . We were supposed to be on the road 40
Minutes ago .... Still waiting for two ppl to show up. That's so fecking rude . Goody Goody now we will be late for he thanksgiving dinner .

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#24083 Nov 22, 2012
SOBRIQUET DeVINE wrote:
<quoted text>
Miss Randall to you ichthudion !
You always follow the leader do you, opsarion ?
^^^^^^^^^^
Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.
Iím not cute or built to suit a fashion modelís size
But when I start to tell them,
They think Iím telling lies.
I say,
Itís in the reach of my arms
The span of my hips,
The stride of my step,
The curl of my lips.
Iím a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
Thatís me.
I walk into a room
Just as cool as you please,
And to a man,
The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees.
Then they swarm around me,
A hive of honey bees.
I say,
Itís the fire in my eyes,
And the flash of my teeth,
The swing in my waist,
And the joy in my feet.
Iím a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
Thatís me.
Men themselves have wondered
What they see in me.
They try so much
But they canít touch
My inner mystery.
When I try to show them
They say they still canít see.
I say,
Itís in the arch of my back,
The sun of my smile,
The ride of my breasts,
The grace of my style.
Iím a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
Thatís me.
Now you understand
Just why my headís not bowed.
I donít shout or jump about
Or have to talk real loud.
When you see me passing
It ought to make you proud.
I say,
Itís in the click of my heels,
The bend of my hair,
the palm of my hand,
The need of my care,
ĎCause Iím a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
Thatís me.
do you believe I worship fish or do you think that I will believe I worship fish if you tell me I do?
Oh no. They can't save me.
To learn late in life...is to continue learning after learning...there is no shame is standing on the knowledge you have to live the remainder of your life.
I call you Randall because you took a first name approach without any prefix...you don't deserve one if you don't give one do you? Knowledge of woman doesn't make you one. Acknowledging your creator helps you to glorify Him to the utmost capacity as a woman or a man...not both Randall.

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#24084 Nov 22, 2012
Hope all are enjoying their Thanksgiving day....Be safe out there!!

PLEASE Don't Drink and Drive!

Road check everywhere..throught the holiday weekend.

Since: Nov 12

~~~~~The Gong Show~~~~~

#24085 Nov 22, 2012
Say cheese while in Wisconsin

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#24086 Nov 22, 2012
"BONG"
maybee

Carnegie, PA

#24087 Nov 22, 2012
Big Ben AndAshley Tothlesburgers have a new son born lasy night
maybee

Carnegie, PA

#24088 Nov 22, 2012
out being

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