Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Location hidden

#24048 Nov 19, 2012
Dust N Bones wrote:
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, robbers' efforts at disabling
the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to
find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised
to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robbers cracked
the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of
vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second
safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process
continued until all safes were opened. They did not find one pound
sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained
covered bowls of pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read: IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...
LMFAO......
Level 6

Since: Jan 12

Location hidden

#24049 Nov 19, 2012
NO way.. this isn't real!

LMAO
Linda the lonely widow

Naperville, IL

#24050 Nov 19, 2012
QuiteCrazy wrote:
NO way.. this isn't real!
LMAO
YOU GET ME SO HARD
Level 6

Since: Jan 12

Location hidden

#24051 Nov 19, 2012
Linda you have more problem than getting "hard" over a squirrel...

“A beautiful Lady..”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

:o) Smile (o:

#24052 Nov 19, 2012
Good evening Friends hope your day has been great..LY

Level 1

Since: Oct 12

El Paso, AR

#24053 Nov 20, 2012
:) hmm

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#24054 Nov 20, 2012
Posting some as I take care of some business.Got more to do later...

Happy Thanksgiving to all!!

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#24055 Nov 20, 2012
We need to tell the people we love and care about that we do.May never have that chance again.I believe people here knows I love and care about them..If not,know you know...Hugs..

May God keep you in his loving arms.

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#24056 Nov 20, 2012
I'm still in my pajamas. Technically though...it's not noon yet. I should have a motive to get dressed...I'm trying to decided if being in pajamas after noon is a good motive... to change before noon.

Level 1

Since: Oct 12

El Paso, AR

#24057 Nov 20, 2012
I fish wrote:
I'm still in my pajamas. Technically though...it's not noon yet. I should have a motive to get dressed...I'm trying to decided if being in pajamas after noon is a good motive... to change before noon.
Hmm maybe lol idk

Level 1

Since: Oct 12

El Paso, AR

#24058 Nov 20, 2012
I'm ready for Christmas! Also easy for my baby to get here! Why can't 6 months hurry up!

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#24059 Nov 20, 2012
I'm dressed. NO help!!
Level 6

Since: Jan 12

Location hidden

#24060 Nov 20, 2012
don't into that thread.. highly explosive
Bomb Squad Renegade

Cashel, Ireland

#24061 Nov 20, 2012
Looking for directions to a thread of an explosive nature!

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#24062 Nov 20, 2012
Dust N Bones wrote:
Hoof arted, I think someone has been using your name...
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/pound-va/T195...
Well I'll be. I am wondering if it is intentional or not, but I did laff out loud when I saw it.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#24063 Nov 20, 2012
Whenever I enter a public toilet stall, I play that "Y'ALL READY FOR THIS" song on my iPhone at maximum volume.

“A beautiful Lady..”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

:o) Smile (o:

#24064 Nov 20, 2012
have a great night..LY guys...

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#24065 Nov 20, 2012
No wonder LOL helps people laugh out lowd.
Anonymous

Brisbane, Australia

#24067 Nov 21, 2012
I fish wrote:
No wonder LOL helps people laugh out lowd.
A very interesting choice of a word......quite rude in fact.

Lowd ?(No definitions found)

April, do you mean ......an Alabama Blowdart, an Arizona Blowdryer, a Bancock Blowdryer, a Birdseye Lowdown, or a Lowdando Lowdon ??

All of these (above) are So Slang "lowd" as to circumscribe and to delineate.......

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#24068 Nov 21, 2012
I just took a hot shower. It's just like a regular shower, but with me in it.

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