Mitt Romney

Clarksburg, NJ

#24025 Nov 16, 2012
Paul Ryan once jerked off a dog.
Eye Witless News

Crownsville, MD

#24026 Nov 16, 2012
Mitt Romney wrote:
Paul Ryan once jerked off a dog.
Did you video tape or just watch?

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#24027 Nov 17, 2012
Killing time...drinking coffee and whatever!!!

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#24028 Nov 17, 2012
It's been a quarter of a century since the Chernoble nuclear disaster, and still not one superhero. Am I the only one who's noticed that?

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#24029 Nov 17, 2012
I'm not saying things didn't get out of hand while on a weekend bender, but satan just woke up on my couch and he won't make eye contact with me.

Level 2

Since: May 12

Cashel, Ireland

#24031 Nov 18, 2012
Hoof Arted wrote:
I'm not saying things didn't get out of hand while on a weekend bender, but satan just woke up on my couch and he won't make eye contact with me.
Heh heh heh heh imma rob that:)

Level 2

Since: May 12

Cashel, Ireland

#24032 Nov 18, 2012
No one in particular wrote:
FUCK EVERYONE
Whats wrong...
Anonymous

Brisbane, Australia

#24033 Nov 18, 2012
A crying mind;
a conscious doer;
seeks a ritual benevolence
to become pious.

An escaping root
from the pain
and agony to bear upon
the dying conscience
before its last
and the least
struggle to survive.

Oh God !
surrender to thee
with all and everything
is a real confession.

A surveilence eye
of conscience
without surrender
ends in greed and lust.

Promotion of birth
after birth .....
ends till ...,
killing of all desire
to its bleeding roots ...,

A true confession emerges ..,
a transformation comes.....
sunlit path paving way
to the ultimate destination.

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#24035 Nov 18, 2012
The first rule of a good writer,
Don't write from experience; that's
What an unread scientist would do
Until false observations seem to be
Habit and he winds up with
A reputation like Dogen's, which
Is to have spoken, observed, argued,
conversed without inspiring a soul.
Joyless wonder, eloquent windbag,
Without listening...where is hearing?

“Gone in 16 seconds”

Level 6

Since: Nov 10

Santa Barbara, CA

#24036 Nov 18, 2012
Good evening HML & PEScreate

“Gone in 16 seconds”

Level 6

Since: Nov 10

Santa Barbara, CA

#24037 Nov 18, 2012
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, robbers' efforts at disabling
the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to
find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised
to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robbers cracked
the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of
vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second
safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process
continued until all safes were opened. They did not find one pound
sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained
covered bowls of pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read: IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#24038 Nov 18, 2012
Dust N Bones wrote:
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, robbers' efforts at disabling
the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to
find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised
to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robbers cracked
the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of
vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second
safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process
continued until all safes were opened. They did not find one pound
sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained
covered bowls of pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read: IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...
LOL...

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#24039 Nov 18, 2012
Dust N Bones wrote:
Good evening HML & PEScreate
Hello Bones.Good to see you here.How you doing?

“Gone in 16 seconds”

Level 6

Since: Nov 10

Santa Barbara, CA

#24040 Nov 18, 2012
honeymylove wrote:
<quoted text>Hello Bones.Good to see you here.How you doing?
(:
Great... I had a terrific weekend. Only problem is, I don't remember all of it Lol... I went wild... I have bad peers (':

and it's good to see you too HML...
Was your weekend fine?

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#24041 Nov 18, 2012
Dust N Bones wrote:
<quoted text>(:
Great... I had a terrific weekend. Only problem is, I don't remember all of it Lol... I went wild... I have bad peers (':
and it's good to see you too HML...
Was your weekend fine?
Busy but good....Just don't get too wild.Things happens then you have regrets...Hugs

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#24042 Nov 18, 2012
Good Night Bones...I'm heading to bed.

“Gone in 16 seconds”

Level 6

Since: Nov 10

Santa Barbara, CA

#24043 Nov 18, 2012
honeymylove wrote:
<quoted text>Busy but good....Just don't get too wild.Things happens then you have regrets...Hugs
G'night HML
Sleep tight...
I think i've had at least 8 coffees since my last post... Now i can't sleep...
I always manage to form one regret when i drink... The morning after (:

“Gone in 16 seconds”

Level 6

Since: Nov 10

Santa Barbara, CA

#24044 Nov 18, 2012
Hoof arted, I think someone has been using your name...

http://www.topix.com/forum/city/pound-va/T195...

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#24045 Nov 19, 2012
Or are you thinking of "Who Farted?"
Hoof ARted...isn't really a question. I've seen hoof art. well they were horse shoes turned into dream catchers...but you could wear it like a necklace...I suppose.

“Geaux Tigers!”

Level 9

Since: Jun 12

Down on the bayou

#24046 Nov 19, 2012
Hoof Arted wrote:
I'm not saying things didn't get out of hand while on a weekend bender, but satan just woke up on my couch and he won't make eye contact with me.
Bwhahahahahahahhahah! ROFLMGDAO!!!

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