A Christmas carol

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#1 Dec 21, 2013
On the first month of Obamacare
my president gave to me
A can-celled insurance policy

On the second month of Obamacare
my president gave to me
Two missed website deadlines
and a can-celled insurance policy

On the third month of Obamacare
my president gave to me
Three executive orders overriding Congress
two missed website deadlines
and a can-celled insurance policy

[OK, run with it. There are 9 more to go]

“*=* Always Thinking *=*”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#2 Dec 21, 2013
On the forth month of Obamacare
my president gave to me
four more months of lies and misery
Three executive orders overriding Congress
two missed website deadlines
and a can-celled insurance policy

ON the fifth month of Obamacare
my president gave to me
five different kinds of new taxes
four more months of lies and misery
Three executive orders overriding Congress
two missed website deadlines
and a can-celled insurance policy

[OK, run with it. There are 7 more to go]

“*=* Always Thinking *=*”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#3 Dec 22, 2013
ON the sixth month of Obamacare
my president gave to me
six Czars because of corruption
five different kinds of new taxes
four more months of lies and misery
Three executive orders overriding Congress
two missed website deadlines
and a can-celled insurance policy

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#5 Dec 22, 2013
On the seventh month of Obamacare
my president gave to me
seven Congressional inquiries

Six Czars implementing corruption
Five different kinds of new taxes
Four more months of lies and misery
Three executive orders overriding Congress
Two missed website deadlines
and a can-celled insurance policy

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#6 Dec 22, 2013
On the eighth month of Christmas
my president gave to me
Eight Jay Carney excuses

Seven Congressional inquiries
Six Czars implementing corruption

Five different kinds of new taxes

Four more months of lies and misery
Three executive orders overriding Congress
Two missed website deadlines
and a can-celled insurance policy

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#7 Dec 22, 2013
On the ninth month of Christmas
my president gave to me
nine ways to steal my identity

Eight Jay Carney excuses
Seven Congressional inquiries
Six Czars implementing corruption

Five executive orders overriding Congress!

Four more months of lies and misery
Three different kinds of new taxes
Two missed website deadlines
and a can-celled insurance policy

[fixed 5th verse which is supposed to be lengthier]

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#8 Dec 22, 2013
On the ninth month of Obamacare
my president gave to me
nine ways to steal my identity

Eight Jay Carney excuses
Seven Congressional inquiries
Six Czars implementing corruption

Five executive orders overriding Congress!

Four more months of lies and misery
Three different kinds of new taxes
Two missed website deadlines
and a can-celled insurance policy

[fixed 5th verse which is supposed to be lengthier]

Also, I can't believe I "misspoke" on the first line
Ben Tover

Tipp City, OH

#9 Dec 22, 2013
Hell, I'd be happy if the guy would at least give me some VASELINE!!!!

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#10 Dec 22, 2013
On the tenth month of Obamacare
my president gave to me
ten jars of Vaseline

Nine ways to steal my identity
Eight Jay Carney excuses
Seven Congressional inquiries
Six Czars implementing corruption

Five executive orders overriding Congress!

Four more months of lies and misery
Three different kinds of new taxes
Two missed website deadlines
and a can-celled insurance policy

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