sex
Samantha

AOL

#1 Apr 12, 2007
I'm realy good at it!!!
Samantha

AOL

#2 Apr 12, 2007
i have lotts fo boyfriends,and i want you to be mine as well
Samantha

AOL

#3 Apr 12, 2007
i would love to have sex with you
Samantha

AOL

#4 Apr 12, 2007
i love all animals!!
curly Q

United States

#5 Apr 12, 2007
Sex is like a meal.When you crave a hamburger,you do almost anything to get it.Once you had it,you move on to other things till the craving comes back again,but maybe a little alteration is wanted,so you get a fish sandwhich.When its over in a short time,you're satisfied for a time.Then the cycle starts again.Squirt some mayo on that fish bun and enjoy.

“Hey You! It's Me!”

Since: Apr 07

Hoopee Holler

#6 Apr 13, 2007
Sex is a mating. A ritual of pure lust.
I find it refreshing as it cleanses the soul. Makes us happy and gives us all a goal we can achieve if we can find someone else who is hard up.
skipper

Decatur, GA

#7 Apr 13, 2007
Samantha wrote:
i have lotts fo boyfriends,and i want you to be mine as well
I'm not into sloppy seconds.
enjoy your boyfriends
short stick

Hammond, LA

#8 Apr 13, 2007
the more I think about Bushit is terrible
Level 3

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#9 Apr 13, 2007
This is really "Offbeat". Try putting it in the Sex forum, that's what it's there for.
hey ho lets go

Marblehead, MA

#10 Apr 13, 2007
hey ho lets go
Level 3

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#11 Apr 13, 2007
hey ho lets go wrote:
hey ho lets go
But only if your old enough!

“The Penguin Cometh.”

Since: Dec 06

Antarctica

#12 Apr 13, 2007
Shilo wrote:
<quoted text>
But only if your old enough!
Which I think can be ruled out based on her(?) posts.

“Towards Spring”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#13 Apr 13, 2007
There was an elderly woman filling out a form,
lots of details were requested. Name? Address? Date of Birth?

She dult filled in all the 'boxes', when it came to 'Sex?" she filled that box out with

"No thank you''!!!!

LOL

“Our Grand daughter”

Level 3

Since: Sep 06

Location hidden

#14 Apr 13, 2007
Grace Nerissa wrote:
There was an elderly woman filling out a form,
lots of details were requested. Name? Address? Date of Birth?
She dult filled in all the 'boxes', when it came to 'Sex?" she filled that box out with
"No thank you''!!!!
LOL
Grace, I always put "sometimes!!!"" " How are you today? This thread caught my eye and I had not intended to read it but saw your name and got, well, a big case of nose trouble!! LOL!
Gomer

Lyndonville, NY

#15 Apr 13, 2007
Samantha wrote:
i would love to have sex with you
C'mon sis, i told you to stay off the threads..
Gomer

Lyndonville, NY

#16 Apr 13, 2007
curly Q wrote:
Sex is like a meal.When you crave a hamburger,you do almost anything to get it.Once you had it,you move on to other things till the craving comes back again,but maybe a little alteration is wanted,so you get a fish sandwhich.When its over in a short time,you're satisfied for a time.Then the cycle starts again.Squirt some mayo on that fish bun and enjoy.
You have sex at the fast food joint?
curly Q

United States

#17 Apr 13, 2007
Gomer wrote:
<quoted text>
You have sex at the fast food joint?
Which joint do you mean?I did have sex in a classy restaurant nearby.It was closed,in the middle of the night,with a hostess.She had a management postion(no pun intended),so she hsd the keys,entry code to get in.I never thought till now,if there was a security camera on recording what wasn't on the menu?It was 15yrs.ago.Best meal I had to date.
izzy

Decatur, GA

#18 Apr 13, 2007
Samantha wrote:
I'm ''''realy''''' good at it!!!
''''i have lotts fo boyfriends,and i want you to be mine as well ''''

Apparently all that sex with all those boyfriends has affected your spelling.
HB Local

“Take it and own it, again.”

Level 4

Since: Apr 07

Huntington Beach "Surf City"

#20 Apr 25, 2007
Apple announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play hi-fidelty music in woman's breat inplants.

The iTit will cost $499 or $599 (pending on speaker size.)

This is a major breakthrough for woman have always complained about men staring at their breast and not listenening to them.

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