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“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#622 Jun 5, 2013
Doctor Bombay, tell me the truth.

How long do I have before my cancer of the fangs makes me mortal again?

“Don't Tease My Rooster”

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

It Makes Him Cocky

#623 Jun 5, 2013
Hmm, tastes like chicken.

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#624 Jun 5, 2013
I'd like to have the hash browns, sausage and two eggs. Sunny side up, please.
Count Draculaugh

Medford, NY

#625 Jun 6, 2013
Beach-Baby wrote:
<quoted text>
That is disgusting.
I know right? That's why he'd never say that!!!!

8-)

“Still Waters Run Deep”

Level 6

Since: Sep 11

Waters Edge

#626 Jun 9, 2013
Am thinking about getting my teeth filed down.

“Reflective thoughts.”

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#627 Jun 9, 2013
Jumper wrote:
"I sure got a hankrin' for some good pan-fried cat fish."
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/rushville-in/...

“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#629 Oct 28, 2013
Hey Renfield... Check Out My New Grill...
@}-'--,---

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#630 Oct 28, 2013
Is there a Withdrawal Fee??

“Hi!”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#631 Oct 28, 2013
I need a night light!!
Jumper The Wise

Owensboro, KY

#632 Oct 28, 2013
#Boing# I should have had a type B!

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#633 Oct 29, 2013
Ah, yes, Sergei. Come in.

It's time for your annual review. You've been with us for... Ah, 537 years. How time flies. I remember when I bit you.

But your performance in the last few years has been... less than expected. You see, the expenses of upkeep on the castle is growing. And the property taxes! Don't get me started.

While recruitment is a big part of your expectations, the ones you bite also need to have some wealth. Your last year's numbers show you have been preying on the homeless and bankrupt.

As such, I'm going to have to let you go and become mortal again. Good luck to you in your future endeavors!
Jumper The Wise

Owensboro, KY

#634 Oct 29, 2013
What do you mean I'm not coverd under Obama Care?

“Will cause trouble when bored”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#635 Oct 30, 2013
What's for supper honey
Level 5

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#636 Oct 30, 2013
Lylah wrote:
What's for supper honey
LOL....
Count Draculaugh

Medford, NY

#637 Oct 30, 2013
"Sure, I'd suck on Harleys neck"

“Will cause trouble when bored”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

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#638 Oct 30, 2013
Lol ^^^ count draculaugh. That's something dilf would never say.

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