Things Dracula Would Never Say

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#602 Jun 4, 2013
As Van Helsing drew near to the Count's coffin while he was resting for the day, he let out a loud cough to which Dracula exclaimed, "stop that coughin' around my coffin."

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#603 Jun 4, 2013
Once again, I was the death of the party.
Count Draculaugh

Huntington, NY

#604 Jun 4, 2013
Waitress, do you serve diet blood?

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#605 Jun 4, 2013
GOT..Blood Thinner Pills??
Count Draculaugh

Huntington, NY

#606 Jun 4, 2013
Blech!!! Dang guy was on Coumadin, I hate when my food is watered down.....

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#607 Jun 4, 2013
I hate it when my victims are anemic! It's like drinking blood lite.
Level 6

Since: Apr 13

Location hidden

#608 Jun 4, 2013
That steak needs to cooked longer.

“Still Waters Run Deep”

Level 6

Since: Sep 11

Waters Edge

#609 Jun 4, 2013
I'm gay

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#610 Jun 4, 2013
Van Helsing puts my existence at stake in more ways than one

“Baaaaa”

Level 2

Since: Jun 13

Kenya,tied to post

#611 Jun 5, 2013
Baaaaa!!!

Since: Jun 13

Location hidden

#612 Jun 5, 2013
Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah!

Since: Jun 13

Location hidden

#613 Jun 5, 2013
flbadcatowner wrote:
I hate it when my victims are anemic! It's like drinking blood lite.
I don't care who you are! But that is funny!
Count Draculaugh

Huntington, NY

#614 Jun 5, 2013
DILF will always B positive.
Harley is O so negative.

“Call me Walter”

Since: Nov 10

Dyersburg, TN

#615 Jun 5, 2013
Does this jacket make me look pale?

“Call me Walter”

Since: Nov 10

Dyersburg, TN

#616 Jun 5, 2013
I feel like death warmed over
Count Draculaugh

Huntington, NY

#617 Jun 5, 2013
I could have had a V-8!!!!

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#618 Jun 5, 2013
Dammit I keep biting my lip.
Count Draculaugh

Huntington, NY

#619 Jun 5, 2013
I love it when it's my wifes "time of the month"!!!!

Since: Jun 13

Location hidden

#620 Jun 5, 2013
Count Draculaugh wrote:
I love it when it's my wifes "time of the month"!!!!
That is disgusting.

“Hi!”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#621 Jun 5, 2013
"Baby, you are so cold"

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