Things Dracula Would Never Say

“Cruising U.S.A.”

Level 8

Since: Mar 12

General Motors

#579 Jan 14, 2013
Suck IT, Don't Slurp IT,...

“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#580 Jan 15, 2013
I tried a heroin junkie one time... and now I'm hooked...
@}-'--,---

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#581 Jan 15, 2013
"Gimme a six-pack of Silver Bullet beer"

“Right to Bear Puns”

Level 3

Since: Apr 11

Location hidden

#582 Jan 24, 2013
My computer has more bytes than the bites on the necks of all my victims.
bigdog

Gainesville, GA

#583 Mar 1, 2013
Is it that time of month yet my darling?

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#584 Mar 17, 2013
I had two bloody Mary's last night. There is just something about those girls named Mary.

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#585 Mar 18, 2013
After a hard night of flying about and feeding, there's nothing like Pope brand Holy Water.

Cool. Refreshing. Blessing.

Buy the Pope's Holy Water today! I will!.

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#586 Mar 19, 2013
greymouser wrote:
After a hard night of flying about and feeding, there's nothing like Pope brand Holy Water.
Cool. Refreshing. Blessing.
Buy the Pope's Holy Water today! I will!.
Dracula's famous last words.

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#587 Mar 20, 2013
Ow! I bit my lip again! I really need to see a dentist to have these fangs ground down.

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#589 Mar 24, 2013
As for sound bytes, I'd rather bite without making a sound.

“Still Waters Run Deep”

Level 6

Since: Sep 11

Waters Edge

#590 Mar 24, 2013
I just love lime Jello.

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#591 Mar 24, 2013
Want to go to this little B & B that I know this weekend? We'll just cuddle!

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#592 Mar 24, 2013
It won't be long. I can finally turn in my horse and carriage for a solar powered car.
Daft Deluded Dullard

San Antonio, TX

#593 Mar 24, 2013
Here Comes the Sun little darling Here Comes the Sun
and I say.......
It's all right

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#594 Mar 24, 2013
From the notes of an investigative writer:

[Interview with a vampire. Day 5]

Q. What hobbies do you have?
A. The usual. Maintaining the castle. A good meal. Surfing.

Q. Surfing?
A. Yes. The waves aren't crowded by the daylighters. And when you get tired, you can get a quick snack.

Q. Snack?
A. The daylighter surfers are usually passed out from partying. Don't need to charm them. Just walk up and feed.

Q. I see. And then what?
A. I toss them out to the sharks. I like sharks. They go into a frenzy when they smell blood. I have a connection with them, ya know.

Q. How do you get away with that?
A. Because I never let anyone who knows tell the tale.

Q. What?....<scribbles>

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

.

#596 Mar 25, 2013
Hey,this stuff has been watered down, dam blood thinners anyway.

“Still Waters Run Deep”

Level 6

Since: Sep 11

Waters Edge

#597 Mar 25, 2013
And yes, I'd like fries to go with that!

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#599 Apr 6, 2013
I just robbed the blood bank.
Lizz

Reading, PA

#600 Apr 6, 2013
Bite Me

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#601 Apr 6, 2013
Hmmm. I'll go with the garden salad. Lite Italian dressing. The New York Strip Steak and a baked potato with sour cream and chives.

Make sure the steak is well done.

And to drink... Pepsi. No ice.

Do I need to tell you now I have a Groupon coupon?

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