Things Dracula Would Never Say

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“Dream A Little Dream,...”

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Wake Up From A Nightmare,...

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Jan 4, 2013
 
Care to try on my cape,...?

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... i'm gonna find SUMMER ...

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Jan 4, 2013
 
... no hickies this time ...

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I haven't slept with a woman for a long time. But then, I am a day sleeper and my coffin only will accomodate one.

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Jan 5, 2013
 
"Does this dress make my butt look big?"

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You don't even know about.....

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Jan 5, 2013
 
Extra Garlic Please!

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Jan 5, 2013
 
I need a new mirror, this one doesn't work.

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Bah. These new recruits I've bitten just aren't verking out.

Maybe I should look into using a Temp agency to find good talent..

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Van Helsing scares the daylights out of me. Did I just say daylight? Now that is scary!

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In vampire elementary school, I vas taught to alvays go for the carotid or jugular vein.

But in youth, I misheard that as juggler vein.

So if you heard of a sudden decline of people who like to keep balls/batons/chainsaws/etc. in the air, that's my bad. Sorry.

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Jan 11, 2013
 
Anyone know how to remove blood stains?
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Jan 11, 2013
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Anne Murray - You Are My Sunshine

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"I needed a vacation," they said. "Take an Alaskan cruise for a couple of weeks in July," they said.

They didn't tell me the average daylight hours in Anchorage was 19 hours.
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Jan 11, 2013
 
"I recognize that bite mark"

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I need the blood of a dozen virgins which presents a serious problem. In today's times of loose moral standards, just where are you going to find that many?
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#574
Jan 12, 2013
 
"No thank you" to a woman at a certain time of the month.

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Jan 14, 2013
 
I'm Cold....
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#576
Jan 14, 2013
 
No thanks. I am on a diet

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It is hard to groom myself when I can't even check myself out in a mirror.
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#578
Jan 14, 2013
 
Mirror, mirror, on the wall
Who's the fairest of them all?

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