“From Dusk To Dawn,...”

Level 8

Since: Mar 12

Cruising U.S.A.

#558 Jan 4, 2013
Care to try on my cape,...?

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#559 Jan 4, 2013
... no hickies this time ...

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#560 Jan 5, 2013
I haven't slept with a woman for a long time. But then, I am a day sleeper and my coffin only will accomodate one.

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#561 Jan 5, 2013
"Does this dress make my butt look big?"

Level 4

Since: Jun 12

You don't even know about.....

#562 Jan 5, 2013
Extra Garlic Please!

“Mrs_E”

Level 7

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#563 Jan 5, 2013

“Fishin" in the Moonlight”

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

.......¿.......

#564 Jan 5, 2013
I need a new mirror, this one doesn't work.

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#565 Jan 5, 2013
Bah. These new recruits I've bitten just aren't verking out.

Maybe I should look into using a Temp agency to find good talent..

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#566 Jan 6, 2013
Van Helsing scares the daylights out of me. Did I just say daylight? Now that is scary!

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#568 Jan 9, 2013
In vampire elementary school, I vas taught to alvays go for the carotid or jugular vein.

But in youth, I misheard that as juggler vein.

So if you heard of a sudden decline of people who like to keep balls/batons/chainsaws/etc. in the air, that's my bad. Sorry.

“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#569 Jan 11, 2013
Anyone know how to remove blood stains?
@}-'--,---

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#570 Jan 11, 2013


Anne Murray - You Are My Sunshine

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#571 Jan 11, 2013
"I needed a vacation," they said. "Take an Alaskan cruise for a couple of weeks in July," they said.

They didn't tell me the average daylight hours in Anchorage was 19 hours.
Taffy

Euless, TX

#572 Jan 11, 2013
"I recognize that bite mark"

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#573 Jan 12, 2013
I need the blood of a dozen virgins which presents a serious problem. In today's times of loose moral standards, just where are you going to find that many?
donzie

Hopkinsville, KY

#574 Jan 12, 2013
"No thank you" to a woman at a certain time of the month.

“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#575 Jan 14, 2013
I'm Cold....
@}-'--,---

“Grab all the good”

Level 5

Since: Jul 10

Rowlett Tx

#576 Jan 14, 2013
No thanks. I am on a diet

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#577 Jan 14, 2013
It is hard to groom myself when I can't even check myself out in a mirror.
Taffy

Arlington, TX

#578 Jan 14, 2013
Mirror, mirror, on the wall
Who's the fairest of them all?

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