Things Dracula Would Never Say
Taffy

Arlington, TX

#518 Dec 13, 2012
Come to my bat cave!
alucarD

Indianapolis, IN

#519 Dec 19, 2012
"Silent night! Holy night!
All is calm all is bright
Round yon virgin mother and child
Holy infant so tender and mild
Sleep in heavenly peace!
Sleep in heavenly peace!
Silent night! Holy night!
Shepherds quake at the sight
Glories stream from heaven afar
Heavenly hosts sing Hallelujah
Christ the Saviour is born!
Christ the Saviour is born!
Silent night! Holy night!
Son of God love's pure light
Radiant beams from thy holy face
With the dawn of redeeming grace,
Jesus, Lord at thy birth,
Jesus, Lord at thy birth."
...dracula

Indianapolis, IN

#520 Dec 19, 2012
"Let there be light..."
Taffy

Arlington, TX

#521 Dec 19, 2012
Has your blood been tested?

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#522 Dec 19, 2012
I'll have beer chaser with that..
Taffy

Arlington, TX

#523 Dec 19, 2012
I sparkle in sunlight

“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#524 Dec 20, 2012
Lestat!!... You LIED!!.... That did not taste like chicken...
@}-'--,---
...dracula

Indianapolis, IN

#525 Dec 20, 2012
"Would you care to accompany me to an afternoon garden party?"
...dracula

Indianapolis, IN

#526 Dec 20, 2012
"Oh...you cut yourself...would you like a bandaid to help stop the bleeding?"

“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#527 Dec 20, 2012
Vegans Give Me Gas....
;o)
@}-'--,---
...dracula

Indianapolis, IN

#528 Dec 20, 2012
"I LOVE children! They're delicious!"

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#529 Dec 20, 2012
THAT Flannel nightie TURNS ME ON.
Taffy

Arlington, TX

#530 Dec 21, 2012
"Baby it's cold out here"

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#531 Dec 21, 2012
I think I will make a withdrawal from the blood bank.
...dracula

Indianapolis, IN

#532 Dec 25, 2012
"FANGS for the memories!"
...dracula

Indianapolis, IN

#533 Dec 25, 2012
"Come on...gimme some blood...I know you got it in you!"

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#534 Dec 25, 2012
[QUOTE who="...dracula"] "Come on...gimme some blood...I know you got it in you!"[/QUOTE].
Soooo clever.. LOL..OMG!...Like my steak well-done please..

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#535 Dec 25, 2012
Merry Christmas after sunrise.
kha-linka

Ithaca, NY

#536 Dec 25, 2012
Your blood tastes like teen spirit.
...dracula

Indianapolis, IN

#537 Dec 25, 2012
"Merry Christmas..."

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