Things Dracula Would Never Say

“Right to Bear Puns”

Level 3

Since: Apr 11

Location hidden

#498 Nov 18, 2012
I never bite a victim while driving a car because I don't drink and drive at the same time.

“Right to Bear Puns”

Level 3

Since: Apr 11

Location hidden

#499 Nov 21, 2012
Grace Nerissa wrote:
"Geez, I'd die for a
BLOODY MARY' right now! "(:
There is something about a girl named Mary, especially when she becomes bloody, compliments of my fangs.

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#500 Nov 21, 2012
Doctor Jekyll just told me I have melanoma from spending too much time in the sun without adequate sunscreen.

I think I'm going to get a second opinion from Doctor Frankenstein.

I wonder if my insurance will cover that...

“Ok, maybe I know a little bit.”

Level 1

Since: Sep 12

But I don't know that.

#501 Nov 21, 2012
Hon, would you buy more sunscreen when you go to the store?

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#502 Nov 21, 2012
This one is going to be really bad...

No, boss. I am not stealing the used tampons while cleaning the ladies room! Vhat would I need them for?!? Sneaking snacks into the movie theaters?!?
Liberty Warrior

Indianapolis, IN

#503 Nov 21, 2012
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 Ah Ah Ah!!!!!

“Right to Bear Puns”

Level 3

Since: Apr 11

Location hidden

#504 Dec 6, 2012
I hate it when my victims have low blood pressure because it takes longer for the blood to flow.

“Hi!”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#505 Dec 7, 2012
I just read, "Dracula suxs", don't believe it!!
Taffy

Euless, TX

#506 Dec 9, 2012
Relax, I'm a vegan!

Level 2

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#507 Dec 9, 2012
Jonathan can have Mina

Level 6

Since: Jan 12

Location hidden

#508 Dec 10, 2012
I need a suntan

“Right to Bear Puns”

Level 3

Since: Apr 11

Location hidden

#509 Dec 10, 2012
He would never sing "You Are My Sunshine" to any of his victims.

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#510 Dec 12, 2012
I never get tired of hearing "Hey, buddy! Is it Halloween?" whenever I go out clubbing in my finest suit and cape.

“Cruising U.S.A.”

Level 8

Since: Mar 12

General Motors

#511 Dec 12, 2012
Up yours
Taffy

Arlington, TX

#512 Dec 12, 2012
Bite me

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#513 Dec 12, 2012
After a night with me, witches still prefer to ride their broomsticks.
ABnegatve

San Diego, CA

#514 Dec 12, 2012
Suck this M. F.er !
bigdog

Gainesville, GA

#515 Dec 13, 2012
lets got to the tanning bed
fang

Inverness, FL

#516 Dec 13, 2012
May I borrow your sunglasses?

“Cruising U.S.A.”

Level 8

Since: Mar 12

General Motors

#517 Dec 13, 2012
Red wine or White wine...?

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