Things Dracula Would Never Say

“Right to Bear Puns”

Level 3

Since: Apr 11

Location hidden

#478 Nov 7, 2012
I need to make a withdrawal from the blood bank.

“My latest victim”

Since: Jul 10

Location hidden

#479 Nov 7, 2012
I can't wait for the rest of the Twilight Saga. I prepurchased my ticket.

“Reality”

Level 6

Since: Sep 10

Location hidden

#480 Nov 7, 2012
Where's Barak?

“He better get thicker-skinned”

Since: Jun 08

or it'll be a LONG 4 years....

#481 Nov 7, 2012
"WTF is the Electoral College?!"

“My latest victim”

Since: Jul 10

Location hidden

#482 Nov 7, 2012
Breaking Dawn part 2! Yes!
...dracula

Indianapolis, IN

#483 Nov 8, 2012
"I'm considering becoming a vegetarian..."
...dracula

Indianapolis, IN

#484 Nov 8, 2012
"I'm afraid of the dark..."

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#485 Nov 8, 2012
I could sure use an energy drink right now.

PESCreate

“Just a lil' humor there.....”

Since: Sep 12

OR NOT .... <[;-)

#486 Nov 8, 2012
"What did you say your blood type is again?"

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#487 Nov 8, 2012
I never wanted to be a Count. My dream is to star in a Broadway musical.

Here. Let me show you my jazz hands!

“Right to Bear Puns”

Level 3

Since: Apr 11

Location hidden

#488 Nov 9, 2012
I had to give up show business because my manager could not provide enouugh blood donors.
...dracula

Indianapolis, IN

#489 Nov 10, 2012
"...Justin Beiber is AWESOME!"
...dracula

Indianapolis, IN

#490 Nov 10, 2012
"That is just the 'type O negative' response I would expect from you..."

“Ante Omnia Armari”

Since: Nov 07

"You get back what you give"

#491 Nov 10, 2012
Yeah, shine that full spectrum lighting over here, more on me.....

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#492 Nov 10, 2012
Let me try on your crucifix while I'm dining on my Garlic bread and holy water,,, *BuRb*

“"Somemorejazz"”

Level 1

Since: Apr 12

Location hidden

#493 Nov 11, 2012
Gissa job

“Right to Bear Puns”

Level 3

Since: Apr 11

Location hidden

#494 Nov 12, 2012
[QUOTE who="...dracula"] "That is just the 'type O negative' response I would expect from you..."[/QUOTE]I guess that is better being than A negative individual. I can B positive about that.

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#495 Nov 13, 2012
Let's see.

Google search for Dracula... about 65.8 million results.

Google search for Tom Cruise... about 154 million results.

I'll go sob alone in my coffin now...

“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#496 Nov 16, 2012
Luvs Me Sum Hawaiian Black Beaches... Indeed I Do...
@}-'--,---

“Towards Spring”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#497 Nov 16, 2012
"Geez, I'd die for a
BLOODY MARY' right now! "(:

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