“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#457 Oct 2, 2012
Slam-Dunk those pretzel sticks into my glass of fresh squeezed donated B-L-O-O-D, WHY THE FREAK don't ya?

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#458 Oct 3, 2012
"Good morning. What a beautiful day."

“My latest victim”

Since: Jul 10

Location hidden

#459 Oct 3, 2012
~To his pestering wife ...
"Put a stake in it!"

“Under his spell”

Level 1

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#461 Oct 3, 2012
Keep your clothes on

“Right to Bear Puns”

Level 3

Since: Apr 11

Location hidden

#462 Oct 4, 2012
It is hard to comb my hair when I can't see myself in a mirror.
Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#463 Oct 4, 2012
This movie is to gory.
Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#464 Oct 4, 2012
too

“Fishin' in the Moonlight”

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

.......¿.......

#465 Oct 4, 2012
Wow, you had a really high blood alcohol level, maybe I shouldn't drive after that.

“Fishin' in the Moonlight”

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

.......¿.......

#466 Oct 4, 2012
Dang potheads mess me up everytime,,,,, now I got the munchies....Twinkies anyone?
Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#467 Oct 4, 2012
You blood sucking leech.
Level 3

Since: Apr 12

San Antonio, TX

#468 Oct 4, 2012
Honey, you still on your period because I'n dying to earn my redwings.

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#469 Oct 4, 2012
For comic book heroes, I prefer Aquaman. Batman just gives me the creeps. Associating with bats, yuck!

“Right to Bear Puns”

Level 3

Since: Apr 11

Location hidden

#470 Oct 5, 2012
I have to avoid the bar scene. The last time I bit a drunken patron, I flew into a tree when I turned into a bat.
...dracula

Indianapolis, IN

#471 Oct 18, 2012
"I'm good enough...I'm smart enough...and doggonnit...PEOPLE LIKE ME!"

“Reality”

Level 6

Since: Sep 10

Location hidden

#472 Oct 18, 2012
What shall I wear for Halloween.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#473 Oct 18, 2012
Barkeep..another round of "stakes" for everyone..

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#474 Oct 18, 2012
I loooove SUNRISE Worship services..NOT!

“Right to Bear Puns”

Level 3

Since: Apr 11

Location hidden

#475 Oct 24, 2012
I love a sunny day.

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#476 Oct 24, 2012
Vhy yes, Mr. Scott Pelle. I'm delighted to show you and your audience of 60 minutes my reserve pints of blood bank, err vine cellar.

Here ve have a generous stock ov American 1990 to present. Over there... France and Argentina. Australia and New Zealand to the left.

The vorld has made progress, but no-ting beats Transylvanian. Still the best blood, err, vine.

(You'll edit that to make me look good, right?)

“Geaux Tigers!”

Level 9

Since: Jun 12

Down on the bayou

#477 Nov 2, 2012
Things Dracula would never say:

"I'm related to the Man from Atlantis, blah".

:0)

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