Things Dracula Would Never Say

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Location hidden

#22 Aug 4, 2012
please pass the holy water.... i'm parched .......

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#23 Aug 4, 2012
stacked and proud wrote:
please pass the holy water.... i'm parched .......
and how about breaking me off a piece of that bread?

“Smokin' Hot'n'Feelin' Groovy”

Level 9

Since: Apr 12

Been There,Done That,Now What?

#24 Aug 4, 2012
Wanna share a bloodbath...?

“New & Improved..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#25 Aug 4, 2012
I hate my new plasma tv..!

“Yum Chocolate!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#26 Aug 4, 2012
I need to lose some weight better reduce my blood portions.

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#27 Aug 4, 2012
Lets do lunch sometimes, these midnite snacks are getting old.

“Upholding The Underdog”

Level 6

Since: Jul 12

Cyber Bullies Nightmare

#28 Aug 4, 2012
I've got to get to the dentist and get these pointed front teeth pulled.

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#29 Aug 4, 2012
I'm getting really burnt out on this liquid diet.

“New & Improved..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#30 Aug 4, 2012
Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist..?....

I mean never..!

“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#31 Aug 4, 2012
I Could Have Had A V8!

“New & Improved..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#32 Aug 4, 2012
My parents really suck..
Jumper

Morgantown, KY

#33 Aug 4, 2012
This turned in to a pretty good thread.

I bet ol'Drak is would turn over in his grave if that stake wasn't pinning him down.

“Upholding The Underdog”

Level 6

Since: Jul 12

Cyber Bullies Nightmare

#34 Aug 4, 2012
I'm a little batty.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#35 Aug 4, 2012
Your place or mine?

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#36 Aug 4, 2012
Let's go to a nice restaurant for dinner.
Jumper

Morgantown, KY

#37 Aug 4, 2012
"Wait till I find my teeth."

“Towards Spring”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#39 Aug 4, 2012
Who is going to be COFFIN up for tonight's
midnight meal.

“Towards Spring”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#40 Aug 4, 2012
I'll have the vegetarian option
on the menu, thank you.

and ..O yes, a glass of milk
to go with that.

DeDominicis

“John Averitt is a molester.”

Level 3

Since: Nov 08

Cookeville

#41 Aug 4, 2012
just touch it, baby.

“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#42 Aug 4, 2012
No Thanks.. I had a Stake earlier and I couldn't eat another bite...

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