Things Dracula Would Never Say

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What blood type are you...?
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"I'll take my steak medium rare."

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I'm a little pale, I need some sun.

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I hate it when you have your period!

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to satisfy your petty needs

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Things Dracula would never say?.....
Anything in the Twilight movie .... and they don't sparkle.
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But Its Not Kosher
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Crucifixes don't work on me, Im not Catholic, mashugana

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Lets go hang at the beach and throw back some long necks...I need to work on my tan...

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Put some extra garlic into it.

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No blood pudding for me. I'm a stake and potatoes guy.
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How about a Little kiss???

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Hello? Red Cross? How do I go about donating blood?

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Hey mama what blood type am I???

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I'll Pass on that RED Bull, Fangs anyway.

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"I'll have the 'BRAISED NECK OF LAMB', please ..

I like something I can sink my teeth into."

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Pepsi Please...

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I need to go to the dentist and have these fangs filed down...

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