Things Dracula Would Never Say

Things Dracula Would Never Say

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Jumper

Morgantown, KY

#1 Aug 3, 2012
"I sure got a hankrin' for some good pan-fried cat fish."

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#2 Aug 3, 2012
What blood type are you...?
Jumper

Morgantown, KY

#3 Aug 3, 2012
"I'll take my steak medium rare."

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Formerly From Kenya

#4 Aug 3, 2012
I would have gotten the job if it weren't for all my type o's

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#5 Aug 3, 2012
I'm a little pale, I need some sun.

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

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And walk outa here!

#6 Aug 3, 2012
I hate it when you have your period!

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You'll find me!

#7 Aug 3, 2012
Things Dracula would never say?.....
Anything in the Twilight movie .... and they don't sparkle.
Nobody

Van Nuys, CA

#8 Aug 3, 2012
But Its Not Kosher
Nobody

Van Nuys, CA

#9 Aug 3, 2012
Crucifixes don't work on me, Im not Catholic, mashugana

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USA

#10 Aug 3, 2012
Lets go hang at the beach and throw back some long necks...I need to work on my tan...

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#11 Aug 3, 2012
Put some extra garlic into it.

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Nehwon

#12 Aug 3, 2012
No blood pudding for me. I'm a stake and potatoes guy.
Jumper

Morgantown, KY

#13 Aug 3, 2012
'"Good morning sunshine"'

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#14 Aug 3, 2012
How about a Little kiss???

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Nehwon

#15 Aug 3, 2012
Hello? Red Cross? How do I go about donating blood?

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Thanks everyone 4/2/17

#17 Aug 3, 2012
Hey mama what blood type am I???

Vee

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#18 Aug 4, 2012
I'll Pass on that RED Bull, Fangs anyway.

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#19 Aug 4, 2012
"I'll have the 'BRAISED NECK OF LAMB', please ..

I like something I can sink my teeth into."

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USA

#20 Aug 4, 2012
Pepsi Please...

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#21 Aug 4, 2012
I need to go to the dentist and have these fangs filed down...

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