Things Not To Say In Bed

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Dedicated to Texas Pete...

#2127 Mar 6, 2013
did you pay the bills today???hummmm no I thought you did!!!!
Yes YEs Yes Yes YEs YEs

Huntington, NY

#2128 Mar 6, 2013
Ooooooooooobama!!!!!!!!!!

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

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#2129 Mar 6, 2013
Let's fertililize externally like fish.

“Hi!”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

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#2130 Mar 6, 2013
....NEXT.......;)

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Dedicated to Texas Pete...

#2131 Mar 6, 2013
im not playing that game..

“Looks Good To Me”

Level 2

Since: Feb 13

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#2132 Mar 6, 2013
Okay have it your way, "Here kitty kitty kitty".

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Dedicated to Texas Pete...

#2133 Mar 6, 2013
who let the dogs out????

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#2134 Mar 6, 2013
Okay, which end is which? I'm lost here!

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#2135 Mar 6, 2013
HOLD that position.. I GOT to goooo pee...

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#2136 Mar 6, 2013
Didn't they have any smaller condoms?
Marley Money

Huntington, NY

#2137 Mar 7, 2013
Next!!!!

“Hi!”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

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#2138 Mar 7, 2013
It's a cold, chilly, dark night...you decide to sneak into your lovers bed & surprise HIM...you kiss the nape of HIS neck & rub HIS back as he starts to moan, "Oh, Kevin!"..........WTF???? Lol! Hahahahahahahahaha

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Dedicated to Texas Pete...

#2139 Mar 7, 2013
you are making love and and your partner calls out another name besides yours...not good...

“The O.C.C”

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#2140 Mar 7, 2013
Hope you're as good looking
when I'm sober

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

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#2141 Mar 8, 2013
Do you want to count my piercings? I kinda lost count. Don't forget to look under the flap.

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Dedicated to Texas Pete...

#2142 Mar 8, 2013
Now How's that working for ya??

“http://www.stude ntshelp.info”

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

http://www.studentshelp.info

#2143 Mar 8, 2013
Wake up...

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#2144 Mar 8, 2013
Sorry, you still didn't get the job.

“I know where you are,”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#2145 Mar 8, 2013
Not tonight, you have a headache.
Marley Money

Huntington, NY

#2146 Mar 8, 2013
No worries darling, those bumps on my vag are merely Braille for the blind. It says "welcome".

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