Things Not To Say In Bed

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I want a do over!!!

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Oscar, I just can't be with a guy with no legs, I hope you understand...

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I thought it would be different
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"what do you mean you're my long lost half BROTHER????!!!!!

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WANNA have a FARTING CONTEST???

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Feb 22, 2013
 
KEEP THOSE CLOTHES ON!!!!!

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Put this wig on okay?.....
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Your son has the same mole on his right buttock.....

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Taffy wrote:
Your son has the same mole on his right buttock.....
Omg! Thats a good one!

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a man who was having erection problems was told by a friend to stick his fingers in his wife's pu$$y and rub the wetness around his nose....

so, one night in bed, he thought he would give it a try..... he did what his friend suggested and woke his wife with the good news....

things not to say in bed.....***the wife said***'why have you woken me to tell me you have a nose bleed'?
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a man who was having erection problems was told by a friend to stick his fingers in his wife's pu$$y and rub the wetness around his nose....
so, one night in bed, he thought he would give it a try..... he did what his friend suggested and woke his wife with the good news....
things not to say in bed.....***the wife said***'why have you woken me to tell me you have a nose bleed'?
Ooooooooooooh

Wrong so wrong so very very wrong!!!!!!! Lolol.

Just ugh wrong!!!!

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Ooooooooooooh
Wrong so wrong so very very wrong!!!!!!! Lolol.
Just ugh wrong!!!!
I know..... bad huh??

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your done already you lasted for 30 seconds

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Feb 25, 2013
 
baby I have a headache...LOL
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Never say " I love you." women get kind of crazy with the love word.

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It's almost as big as your brothers....
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A woman should never say "Hurry up and do your business."

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Thank goodness that is done, now I get 3 months off!

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What is that?........followed by laughing.......

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DUDE, OMG!! YOU SQUISHED my PIZZA!!!

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