Things Not To Say In Bed

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#2017 Feb 22, 2013
Oscar, I just can't be with a guy with no legs, I hope you understand...

“it is what it is”

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#2018 Feb 22, 2013
I thought it would be different
Taffy

Fort Worth, TX

#2019 Feb 22, 2013
"what do you mean you're my long lost half BROTHER????!!!!!

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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Rockin' USA ;)

#2020 Feb 22, 2013
WANNA have a FARTING CONTEST???

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#2022 Feb 22, 2013
KEEP THOSE CLOTHES ON!!!!!

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#2023 Feb 22, 2013
Put this wig on okay?.....
Taffy

Fort Worth, TX

#2024 Feb 22, 2013
Your son has the same mole on his right buttock.....

“it is what it is”

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#2026 Feb 22, 2013
Taffy wrote:
Your son has the same mole on his right buttock.....
Omg! Thats a good one!

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#2027 Feb 23, 2013
a man who was having erection problems was told by a friend to stick his fingers in his wife's pu$$y and rub the wetness around his nose....

so, one night in bed, he thought he would give it a try..... he did what his friend suggested and woke his wife with the good news....

things not to say in bed.....***the wife said***'why have you woken me to tell me you have a nose bleed'?
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#2028 Feb 24, 2013
stacked and proud wrote:
a man who was having erection problems was told by a friend to stick his fingers in his wife's pu$$y and rub the wetness around his nose....
so, one night in bed, he thought he would give it a try..... he did what his friend suggested and woke his wife with the good news....
things not to say in bed.....***the wife said***'why have you woken me to tell me you have a nose bleed'?
Ooooooooooooh

Wrong so wrong so very very wrong!!!!!!! Lolol.

Just ugh wrong!!!!

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#2029 Feb 25, 2013
Forgotten faith wrote:
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Ooooooooooooh
Wrong so wrong so very very wrong!!!!!!! Lolol.
Just ugh wrong!!!!
I know..... bad huh??

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Cumberland Center, ME

#2030 Feb 25, 2013
your done already you lasted for 30 seconds

“Want A Friend, Be One”

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<3 Half Way There <3

#2031 Feb 25, 2013
baby I have a headache...LOL
Arrogant

Akron, OH

#2032 Feb 25, 2013
Never say " I love you." women get kind of crazy with the love word.

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#2033 Feb 25, 2013
It's almost as big as your brothers....
Arrogant

Akron, OH

#2034 Feb 25, 2013
A woman should never say "Hurry up and do your business."

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#2035 Feb 25, 2013
Thank goodness that is done, now I get 3 months off!

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#2036 Feb 25, 2013
What is that?........followed by laughing.......

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Rockin' USA ;)

#2037 Feb 25, 2013
DUDE, OMG!! YOU SQUISHED my PIZZA!!!

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#2038 Feb 25, 2013
can I take a rain check??

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