Things Not To Say In Bed

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#2026 Feb 22, 2013
Taffy wrote:
Your son has the same mole on his right buttock.....
Omg! Thats a good one!

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#2027 Feb 23, 2013
a man who was having erection problems was told by a friend to stick his fingers in his wife's pu$$y and rub the wetness around his nose....

so, one night in bed, he thought he would give it a try..... he did what his friend suggested and woke his wife with the good news....

things not to say in bed.....***the wife said***'why have you woken me to tell me you have a nose bleed'?
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#2028 Feb 24, 2013
stacked and proud wrote:
a man who was having erection problems was told by a friend to stick his fingers in his wife's pu$$y and rub the wetness around his nose....
so, one night in bed, he thought he would give it a try..... he did what his friend suggested and woke his wife with the good news....
things not to say in bed.....***the wife said***'why have you woken me to tell me you have a nose bleed'?
Ooooooooooooh

Wrong so wrong so very very wrong!!!!!!! Lolol.

Just ugh wrong!!!!

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#2029 Feb 25, 2013
Forgotten faith wrote:
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Ooooooooooooh
Wrong so wrong so very very wrong!!!!!!! Lolol.
Just ugh wrong!!!!
I know..... bad huh??

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#2030 Feb 25, 2013
your done already you lasted for 30 seconds

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

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#2031 Feb 25, 2013
baby I have a headache...LOL
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#2032 Feb 25, 2013
Never say " I love you." women get kind of crazy with the love word.

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#2033 Feb 25, 2013
It's almost as big as your brothers....
Arrogant

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#2034 Feb 25, 2013
A woman should never say "Hurry up and do your business."

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#2035 Feb 25, 2013
Thank goodness that is done, now I get 3 months off!

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#2036 Feb 25, 2013
What is that?........followed by laughing.......

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Rockin' USA ;)

#2037 Feb 25, 2013
DUDE, OMG!! YOU SQUISHED my PIZZA!!!

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#2038 Feb 25, 2013
can I take a rain check??

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#2039 Feb 25, 2013
You call that AWESOME??

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#2040 Feb 25, 2013
R E F U N D

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#2041 Feb 25, 2013
stacked and proud wrote:
can I take a rain check??
You took the words right out of my mouth. Good one!
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#2042 Feb 25, 2013
wot u doing in here

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#2043 Feb 25, 2013
When was the last time you took a bath?

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#2044 Feb 25, 2013
Did you bathe today?

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#2045 Feb 25, 2013
OMG you didnt shave...

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