Things Not To Say In Bed

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#1997 Feb 18, 2013
Brown eye..

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#1998 Feb 20, 2013
Dang, I thought you were a miniature horse.

“New & Improved..”

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Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#1999 Feb 20, 2013
"Oil can.!".....^^

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#2000 Feb 20, 2013
want me go on the couch?

“it is what it is”

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#2001 Feb 20, 2013
Hurry up okay?

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#2002 Feb 20, 2013
honeymylove wrote:
want me go on the couch?
That may or may not be so bad. I've made my wife "go" on the couch before.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#2003 Feb 20, 2013
GOT MILK..Are ya nursing still??

“Want A Friend, Be One”

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Valentines Day coming Soon

#2004 Feb 20, 2013
you did not catch that from me..:O)

“it is what it is”

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#2005 Feb 20, 2013
Princess Hey wrote:
you did not catch that from me..:O)
Lol yeah that would def ruin the mood!

“Want A Friend, Be One”

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Valentines Day coming Soon

#2006 Feb 20, 2013
hey I got my papers to prove it..:O)

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#2007 Feb 21, 2013
Give me the wire brush, again.

“If you see God,tell him.”

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#2008 Feb 21, 2013
Do you mind if i use the curtains ?

“it is what it is”

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#2009 Feb 21, 2013
Is that the size it's always been?

“Want A Friend, Be One”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Valentines Day coming Soon

#2010 Feb 21, 2013
LMBO OMG what happened to it????

“it is what it is”

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#2011 Feb 21, 2013
Princess Hey wrote:
LMBO OMG what happened to it????
Lol Great one!!!:)
Taffy

Fort Worth, TX

#2012 Feb 21, 2013
But you have big hands and feet, what happened?
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#2013 Feb 21, 2013
You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
Ya wanna taste this?
Did that hurt?
Hey quit your bitchin' it's not my fault; if you'd quit squirming so much my aim would be better.

“Hopping around Topix”

Since: Nov 08

On The Highway To Hell

#2014 Feb 21, 2013
Wasn`t worth the wait!!

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#2015 Feb 22, 2013
I want a refund.

“Want A Friend, Be One”

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Valentines Day coming Soon

#2016 Feb 22, 2013
I want a do over!!!

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