Things Not To Say In Bed

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Thanks everyone 4/2/17

#2004 Feb 20, 2013
you did not catch that from me..:O)

“it is what it is”

Level 5

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#2005 Feb 20, 2013
Princess Hey wrote:
you did not catch that from me..:O)
Lol yeah that would def ruin the mood!

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Thanks everyone 4/2/17

#2006 Feb 20, 2013
hey I got my papers to prove it..:O)

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

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#2007 Feb 21, 2013
Give me the wire brush, again.

“If you see God,tell him.”

Level 3

Since: Aug 11

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#2008 Feb 21, 2013
Do you mind if i use the curtains ?

“it is what it is”

Level 5

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#2009 Feb 21, 2013
Is that the size it's always been?

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Thanks everyone 4/2/17

#2010 Feb 21, 2013
LMBO OMG what happened to it????

“it is what it is”

Level 5

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#2011 Feb 21, 2013
Princess Hey wrote:
LMBO OMG what happened to it????
Lol Great one!!!:)
Taffy

Fort Worth, TX

#2012 Feb 21, 2013
But you have big hands and feet, what happened?
Level 6

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#2013 Feb 21, 2013
You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
Ya wanna taste this?
Did that hurt?
Hey quit your bitchin' it's not my fault; if you'd quit squirming so much my aim would be better.

“Hopping around Topix”

Since: Nov 08

On The Highway To Hell

#2014 Feb 21, 2013
Wasn`t worth the wait!!

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#2015 Feb 22, 2013
I want a refund.

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Thanks everyone 4/2/17

#2016 Feb 22, 2013
I want a do over!!!

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#2017 Feb 22, 2013
Oscar, I just can't be with a guy with no legs, I hope you understand...

“it is what it is”

Level 5

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#2018 Feb 22, 2013
I thought it would be different
Taffy

Fort Worth, TX

#2019 Feb 22, 2013
"what do you mean you're my long lost half BROTHER????!!!!!

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#2020 Feb 22, 2013
WANNA have a FARTING CONTEST???

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#2022 Feb 22, 2013
KEEP THOSE CLOTHES ON!!!!!

“it is what it is”

Level 5

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#2023 Feb 22, 2013
Put this wig on okay?.....
Taffy

Fort Worth, TX

#2024 Feb 22, 2013
Your son has the same mole on his right buttock.....

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