Things Not To Say In Bed

“Hi!”

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Since: Jun 12

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#1975 Feb 15, 2013
"Hey, I do remember you"
Cally man

Mayfield, KY

#1976 Feb 16, 2013
Hope u brought the lube!

“Raising hell since 1989”

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Since: Jul 12

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#1977 Feb 16, 2013
Is it in yet?
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Since: May 12

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#1978 Feb 16, 2013
Sorry, did I wake you?

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Since: Jul 11

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#1979 Feb 16, 2013
How much do I owe you?

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Since: Feb 12

Bronx, NY

#1980 Feb 16, 2013
Are you free tonight or will I have to pay?

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Since: Jul 11

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#1981 Feb 16, 2013
You mean I have to pay.It was free last time.

“Don't Tease My Rooster”

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

It Makes Him Cocky

#1982 Feb 16, 2013
Hope you don't mind if I wear my spurs..... giddy up,,, yippy-yi-yo-tyeh!

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Bronx, NY

#1983 Feb 16, 2013
honeymylove wrote:
You mean I have to pay.It was free last time.
...and I didn't even have to buy you dinner!...

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Since: Jul 11

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#1984 Feb 17, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
<quoted text>
...and I didn't even have to buy you dinner!...
I was dinner..

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#1985 Feb 17, 2013
Did ya pick up the drycleaning???
Cally man

Mayfield, KY

#1987 Feb 18, 2013
Hope u brought some oars ..because u going too need em too reach the little man in the boat ..lmao.!

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#1988 Feb 18, 2013
Oh, Come On..Pet my new puppy!!

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Since: Jul 11

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#1989 Feb 18, 2013
You gonna stick that to me..NO freakin way!!

“it is what it is”

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Since: Jan 13

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#1990 Feb 18, 2013
Is it in yet??:0

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Since: Jul 11

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#1991 Feb 18, 2013
Get out of there!!

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#1992 Feb 18, 2013
... wanna see the loch ness monster ...

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Since: Jul 11

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#1993 Feb 18, 2013
it's me again Margaret..

“...the catfish are....”

Since: Jun 08

....eating my yard.....

#1994 Feb 18, 2013
...well C'MON....wrap some stuff around and lets git started.....

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#1995 Feb 18, 2013
Hey, NO TOUCHY my bubble machine... DUDE!!

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