Things Not To Say In Bed

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#1951 Aug 13, 2012
Looks like someone's been doing crop circles down there.

“Hanging Up My Spurs”

Since: Oct 11

"Adios Amigos "

#1952 Aug 15, 2012
Need to hire a crop duster plane for the bugs

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#1953 Aug 16, 2012
Looks like some wizard destroyed a hoarcrux down there.(NERD!)

“Hanging Up My Spurs”

Since: Oct 11

"Adios Amigos "

#1954 Aug 16, 2012
one, two, three, jump
Lets do it

East Quogue, NY

#1955 Aug 24, 2012
do you have any flour?
Drew

Brisbane, Australia

#1956 Aug 24, 2012
Is that why they call you the anal warrior

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#1957 Aug 24, 2012
I'm quoting 'ummm' from another thread:

Your willy stinks.
Never to tired

East Quogue, NY

#1958 Oct 19, 2012
Am i done yet?

“G-RatedMusicEnt. . vp”

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#1964 Jan 12, 2013
Get ready for the best two minutes of your life!!

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#1965 Jan 12, 2013
When was the last time you looked down and could see your toes?...

African_shadows

“A perfect world..”

Level 4

Since: Nov 12

Kenya, E.Africa.

#1966 Jan 12, 2013
I wet the bed! Oops! Sorry!

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#1967 Jan 12, 2013
Time to play Pin the Tail on the Donkey.

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#1968 Jan 12, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
Time to play Pin the Tail on the Donkey.
Hiya Honey! When you're done circling the bullseye, I'd sure love it if you returned my Sharpie...
donzie

Hopkinsville, KY

#1969 Jan 12, 2013
"Ansewer the phone"

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#1970 Jan 14, 2013
"Fine then, I'm going out to the neighbor's miniature horse barn." Florida Sicko
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#1971 Jan 14, 2013
Lizzy

My wife's name isn't.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#1972 Feb 3, 2013
Dear, did you make our vacation hotel reservations???

“"Do what thou will."”

Since: Mar 11

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#1973 Feb 14, 2013
"Your wart is chafing me.."
Level 6

Since: Nov 12

manchester

#1974 Feb 14, 2013
someone elses name

“Hi!”

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#1975 Feb 15, 2013
"Hey, I do remember you"

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