Things Not To Say In Bed

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#1930 Aug 1, 2012
it's your turn to sleep in the wet patch........

“Hanging Up My Spurs”

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#1931 Aug 1, 2012
Where did you hide the salami?

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#1932 Aug 2, 2012
"Do you want to get drunker after this and I'll show off on my motorcycle doing wheelies and hit a teacher on a bicycle and then you can run us both over, killing a mother of two? Yeah! I'm glad I just got paroled!" Paraphrased from Rochester man Mike Scerbo

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#1933 Aug 2, 2012
You need a weedeater down there.

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#1934 Aug 2, 2012
Is it alright if I call you mommy?

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#1936 Aug 2, 2012
no

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#1937 Aug 2, 2012
I suddenly want a pizza, how about you?

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#1938 Aug 2, 2012
Would you mind rolling around in this here flower first?

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#1939 Aug 2, 2012
Got any gum?

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#1940 Aug 4, 2012
could i take a rain check on the anal fisting...??
Claudia

Kent, OH

#1941 Aug 4, 2012
I forgot to bring rope.

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#1942 Aug 4, 2012
Are you alive?
I Love People Now

East Quogue, NY

#1943 Aug 9, 2012
whats that smell?

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#1944 Aug 9, 2012
Time to earn your redwings.

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#1945 Aug 9, 2012
Don't wake me...

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#1946 Aug 9, 2012
you have a playroom ???

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I See A Rainbow!

#1947 Aug 9, 2012
"STAY on Your own darn side of the Bed!!!!!!!!!!"

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#1948 Aug 9, 2012
Did you take your little pill?

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#1949 Aug 9, 2012
That looks more like 3 inches than 7.

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#1950 Aug 10, 2012
OK, but let me put on my hiking boots first.

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