Things Not To Say In Bed
Never to tired

East Quogue, NY

#1958 Oct 19, 2012
Am i done yet?

“G-RatedMusicEnt. . vp”

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Since: Feb 09

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#1964 Jan 12, 2013
Get ready for the best two minutes of your life!!

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#1965 Jan 12, 2013
When was the last time you looked down and could see your toes?...

African_shadows

“A perfect world..”

Level 4

Since: Nov 12

Kenya, E.Africa.

#1966 Jan 12, 2013
I wet the bed! Oops! Sorry!

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#1967 Jan 12, 2013
Time to play Pin the Tail on the Donkey.

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Since: Feb 12

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#1968 Jan 12, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
Time to play Pin the Tail on the Donkey.
Hiya Honey! When you're done circling the bullseye, I'd sure love it if you returned my Sharpie...
donzie

Hopkinsville, KY

#1969 Jan 12, 2013
"Ansewer the phone"

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#1970 Jan 14, 2013
"Fine then, I'm going out to the neighbor's miniature horse barn." Florida Sicko
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#1971 Jan 14, 2013
Lizzy

My wife's name isn't.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#1972 Feb 3, 2013
Dear, did you make our vacation hotel reservations???

“"Do what thou will."”

Since: Mar 11

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#1973 Feb 14, 2013
"Your wart is chafing me.."
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Since: Nov 12

manchester

#1974 Feb 14, 2013
someone elses name

“Hi!”

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#1975 Feb 15, 2013
"Hey, I do remember you"
Cally man

Benton, KY

#1976 Feb 16, 2013
Hope u brought the lube!

“Raising hell since 1989”

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Since: Jul 12

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#1977 Feb 16, 2013
Is it in yet?
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Since: May 12

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#1978 Feb 16, 2013
Sorry, did I wake you?

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#1979 Feb 16, 2013
How much do I owe you?

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#1980 Feb 16, 2013
Are you free tonight or will I have to pay?

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#1981 Feb 16, 2013
You mean I have to pay.It was free last time.

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#1982 Feb 16, 2013
Hope you don't mind if I wear my spurs..... giddy up,,, yippy-yi-yo-tyeh!

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