Things Not To Say In Bed

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#1938 Aug 2, 2012
Would you mind rolling around in this here flower first?

“Hanging Up My Spurs”

Since: Oct 11

"Adios Amigos "

#1939 Aug 2, 2012
Got any gum?

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#1940 Aug 4, 2012
could i take a rain check on the anal fisting...??
Claudia

Kent, OH

#1941 Aug 4, 2012
I forgot to bring rope.

“Hanging Up My Spurs”

Since: Oct 11

"Adios Amigos "

#1942 Aug 4, 2012
Are you alive?
I Love People Now

East Quogue, NY

#1943 Aug 9, 2012
whats that smell?

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#1944 Aug 9, 2012
Time to earn your redwings.

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Since: Feb 12

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#1945 Aug 9, 2012
Don't wake me...

Level 8

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#1946 Aug 9, 2012
you have a playroom ???

“IS”

Level 8

Since: Sep 08

+++ Starting Over +++

#1947 Aug 9, 2012
"STAY on Your own darn side of the Bed!!!!!!!!!!"

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#1948 Aug 9, 2012
Did you take your little pill?

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#1949 Aug 9, 2012
That looks more like 3 inches than 7.

“Hanging Up My Spurs”

Since: Oct 11

"Adios Amigos "

#1950 Aug 10, 2012
OK, but let me put on my hiking boots first.

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#1951 Aug 13, 2012
Looks like someone's been doing crop circles down there.

“Hanging Up My Spurs”

Since: Oct 11

"Adios Amigos "

#1952 Aug 15, 2012
Need to hire a crop duster plane for the bugs

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#1953 Aug 16, 2012
Looks like some wizard destroyed a hoarcrux down there.(NERD!)

“Hanging Up My Spurs”

Since: Oct 11

"Adios Amigos "

#1954 Aug 16, 2012
one, two, three, jump
Lets do it

East Quogue, NY

#1955 Aug 24, 2012
do you have any flour?
Drew

Brisbane, Australia

#1956 Aug 24, 2012
Is that why they call you the anal warrior

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#1957 Aug 24, 2012
I'm quoting 'ummm' from another thread:

Your willy stinks.

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