Things Not To Say In Bed

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#2686 Jul 2, 2014
Kiss it hell, Dayum, it loOks like Willie Nelson without any teeth.

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#2687 Jul 2, 2014
SLY WEST wrote:
Kiss it hell, Dayum, it loOks like Willie Nelson without any teeth.
Now you're just scaring me!

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#2688 Jul 2, 2014
Brandiiiiiiii wrote:
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Now you're just scaring me!
Don't be afraid,,,, Trust me. Umm, sorry about your puzzle book.... 6 letter word starting with S, unpleasantly warm and humid.

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#2689 Sep 2, 2014
This you call 8 inches?

Petal Power

“It's a New Dawn”

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#2690 Sep 2, 2014
GOT MILK??

For Cookie Dipping??

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

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middle of nowhere

#2691 Sep 2, 2014
Roll over, roll over!

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#2692 Sep 2, 2014
HOLD ON..Just ONE More Comment To POST!!
Doer

Raymore, MO

#2693 Sep 2, 2014
Whose Turn Is It To Do Who,...?

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

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Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#2694 Sep 2, 2014
I heard bed bugs are no problem if you just flip the mattress over. Rick

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#2695 Sep 3, 2014
Yeah, Obamacare covered the gender surgery, now I have both!!

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#2700 Sep 3, 2014
Ummm, that wasn't fireworks, you're laying on the tv remote.

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#2701 Sep 3, 2014
It's 4th and long, punt already.

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#2702 Sep 4, 2014
Ooppss, there it is.......

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#2703 Sep 4, 2014
Butter..PARKY??

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

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Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#2704 Sep 4, 2014
INSURANCE? what for?
Rick

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#2705 Sep 4, 2014
I don't know the words but if you hum a few bars I'm sure I''ll catch on.

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

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Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#2706 Sep 4, 2014
Frank Zappa - Dinah-Moe Humm
http://youtu.be/u4hzVpYAP-U

Here you go was HUMMING this :) Rick

Who knows learn how to sing this just right you may be invited back:)
"Whatya mean COOTIES no cooties on me"

“We Are Infinite~”

Since: Jul 14

Richmond VA

#2707 Sep 5, 2014
Woman: "Honey, I want you to meet your ex"
Man: "Um.. I'm pretty sure I know her already but ok.."
Woman:*turns over*
"Nice to meet you I'm Jenny:)

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#2708 Sep 5, 2014
Thanks for lifting the curse, stray dog. Best wedding ever! Now my prince will come.

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#2709 Sep 5, 2014
"So, on my way home from the free clinic.........."

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