Things Not To Say In Bed

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#2622 Jun 11, 2014
SLY WEST wrote:
<quoted text>Try taking your boots off next time, before asking her if she can handle a foot, no wonder it didn't go well.
Hahahahahahahahaha

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

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Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#2623 Jun 11, 2014
Yes the bag is the new fad , we are always a few yrs. behind California.

Petal Power

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#2624 Jun 11, 2014
WOW!!!

Great Tan!!

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#2626 Jun 11, 2014
Choo, choo, all aboard!!! Hurry grandpa, or you're gonna miss the train.

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

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Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#2627 Jun 11, 2014
Ten Years After - Positive Vibrations
http://youtu.be/cdXYKEFqDJo

Good Vibrations (Lyrics on screen)- The Beach Boys
http://youtu.be/B0yoiBYbT2I

Just in case I brought some music. Rick

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Nehwon

#2628 Jun 11, 2014
Don't worry, my dear wife. I'm a professional.

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#2629 Jun 11, 2014
You're cuter than a spotted calf perched up there like that, now drive it like you stole it!

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

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Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#2630 Jun 12, 2014
THAT light in the head board ,it came that way.

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#2631 Jun 12, 2014
Wow baby, that's the third headboard this week, wearing that football helmet sure saves on the Dr. bills.

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#2632 Jun 12, 2014
Put your face in the pillow and get up on your knees,
If it's your first time it's gonna be a tight squeeze...

That reminds me, I have some Hershey kisses in the cupboard, see, sex is also good for the memory....what was your name again?

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#2633 Jun 12, 2014
Just spit on it and go from there.

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#2634 Jun 12, 2014
Ooopsy Daisy, was that your eye?

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#2635 Jun 12, 2014
No I didn't bring a Condiment, didn't know this was gonna be a picnic.
Slappy

Atlanta, GA

#2636 Jun 12, 2014
Awwwww........look at the little fella. He's sooooo cute.

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#2637 Jun 12, 2014
Bub wrote:
Can you handle a foot?
Lol, os that a metric foot?
Marley

Huntington, NY

#2638 Jun 12, 2014
Bub wrote:
Can you handle a foot?
Sure can!!!!

Not only that, I can take the foot, ankle, and shin....all the way up to your knee!!!!

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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Arcadia, LA.

#2639 Jun 12, 2014
Are your boobs naturally that lopsided?

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

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Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#2640 Jun 12, 2014
No it doesn't require a prescription.

“Hi!”

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#2641 Jun 12, 2014
Again? That's alright.....I'll just go get some batteries.
razz58

Flossmoor, IL

#2642 Jun 12, 2014
You remind me of..........

I'm sorry......I'm really bad with names

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