Things Not To Say In Bed

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#2631 Jun 12, 2014
Wow baby, that's the third headboard this week, wearing that football helmet sure saves on the Dr. bills.

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#2632 Jun 12, 2014
Put your face in the pillow and get up on your knees,
If it's your first time it's gonna be a tight squeeze...

That reminds me, I have some Hershey kisses in the cupboard, see, sex is also good for the memory....what was your name again?

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#2633 Jun 12, 2014
Just spit on it and go from there.

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#2634 Jun 12, 2014
Ooopsy Daisy, was that your eye?

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#2635 Jun 12, 2014
No I didn't bring a Condiment, didn't know this was gonna be a picnic.
Slappy

Atlanta, GA

#2636 Jun 12, 2014
Awwwww........look at the little fella. He's sooooo cute.

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#2637 Jun 12, 2014
Bub wrote:
Can you handle a foot?
Lol, os that a metric foot?
Marley

Huntington, NY

#2638 Jun 12, 2014
Bub wrote:
Can you handle a foot?
Sure can!!!!

Not only that, I can take the foot, ankle, and shin....all the way up to your knee!!!!

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#2639 Jun 12, 2014
Are your boobs naturally that lopsided?

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#2640 Jun 12, 2014
No it doesn't require a prescription.

“Hi!”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#2641 Jun 12, 2014
Again? That's alright.....I'll just go get some batteries.
razz58

Flossmoor, IL

#2642 Jun 12, 2014
You remind me of..........

I'm sorry......I'm really bad with names
Sleeping with Marley

Huntington, NY

#2643 Jun 13, 2014
OMG, I've never seen a fagina with teeth!!!

Enzo49

“Vintage 1949”

Level 1

Since: Mar 13

...lightly salted...

#2645 Jun 14, 2014
I vaguely remember sleeping with a lot lizard from edmonton...

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#2646 Jun 14, 2014
What's that mean, the colostomy bag burst? I just thought you were really into it.

Petal Power

“It's a New Dawn”

Since: Feb 14

Location hidden

#2647 Jun 17, 2014
Has anyone RSVP yet about Our PARTY???

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#2648 Jun 17, 2014
Hmmm, I see now I'm gonna need ear plugs.

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#2649 Jun 18, 2014
Yes it is a neurological thing,the lights HAVE TO be out when I am bed.
Rick
Barry

Owensboro, KY

#2650 Jun 18, 2014
Your sister is hot!

“Alive to live life”

Since: Nov 13

NYC Bronx

#2651 Jun 18, 2014
Your mum is better ooops

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