Things Not To Say In Bed
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Huntington, NY

#2582 Jun 9, 2014
"You look like Harley"

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#2583 Jun 9, 2014
You're all ears and nothing in between.

“Alive to live life”

Since: Nov 13

NYC Bronx

#2584 Jun 9, 2014
Did u really have a bath honey
Mr knickers

Olive Branch, MS

#2585 Jun 9, 2014
Things not to say during sex: A)Ya know, on 2nd thought, lets turn the lights off!
B)Dont worry about it, Ive seen a few girls that were almost as ugly as u.
C)Hey my truck sounds just like that when it starts!

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#2586 Jun 9, 2014
(1) Spirit

(2) say my name...say my name

(3) LMAO
night machine

Saint Peters, MO

#2587 Jun 9, 2014
You are so funny with your post hml. What will you say next.

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#2588 Jun 9, 2014
Imma just gonna set this laptop up on your azz and post on Topix til we're done, got some steamy pms to catch up on. You'll really like it when I hit "Post Comment", always gives me a thrill.

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

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Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#2589 Jun 9, 2014
Pass the nuts.

Rick

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#2590 Jun 9, 2014
Ahem, dam Rick,, ahh never mind.

I'm sorry baby, but it's like, ummm, let me think of a good comparison,,,, don't be mad sugar but Have you ever thrown a Hot Dog down the hallway, yep, its kinda like that.

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

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Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#2591 Jun 9, 2014
DRY roasted AGAIN

Rick

OOPS? I suppose by signing that with "Rick" NOT supposed to say that in bed either :),that's o.k. those names are personal,or banned, anyway. Rick

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#2592 Jun 10, 2014
Ohh shyt, the hots fell in the bed.

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#2593 Jun 10, 2014
Ooopsy Daisy!!

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#2594 Jun 10, 2014
Check out the new pistol I just bought, h3ll I don't know if it's loaded, look up the barrel and see....

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#2595 Jun 10, 2014
Ooopsy Daisy,,,,, again!

“Vintage 1949”

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...lightly salted...

#2596 Jun 10, 2014
Quit squirming around! You'll flatten my sandwich...

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#2597 Jun 10, 2014
Nah, that isn't the dogs nose.

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#2598 Jun 10, 2014
Youre kinda like playing on a featherbed

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

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Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#2599 Jun 10, 2014
Did you say something?

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#2600 Jun 10, 2014
I'll pass on the nutz sugar, you go ahead and enjoy.

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#2601 Jun 10, 2014
My brother thinks you're sexy, maybe later you can show him you're not.

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